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Gone Boy/Quotes

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Season 29 Episode Quotes
626 "Mr. Lisa's Opus"
627
"Gone Boy"
"Haw-Haw Land" 628

President Kennedy: Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.
Bart: Doesn't sound like any president I know.

Bart: Nothing good ever comes from trying.

Nelson: Oh. I give up. If you find Bart, give me his lunch money.
Milhouse: Well, I'm never giving up.
Nelson: Why not?
Milhouse: Because searching forever is much easier than me finding a new friend.
[Milhouse starts leaving]
Nelson: I could be your new friend.
[Milhouse stops]
Milhouse: What was that?
Nelson: Nothing.

Kent Brockman: With 78% of the search area reporting, Channel Six is now projecting that Bart Simpson is dead. That's right. Self-proclaimed underachiever Bart Simpson, dead at the age of ten. Now let's look at the districts where he's deadest.

Sideshow Bob: Lord, why do you kill things that I want to kill? Take me now, vile rake!

Shaq: You're scaring me. I don't have any money.

Homer: [to Abe; in the woods] You can't die here! You have to die in a nursing home where your body falls apart while you burn through your savings until you're a worthless vegetable. You know, with dignity.

Season 29 Quotes
The Serfsons Springfield Splendor Whistler's Father Treehouse of Horror XXVIII Grampy Can Ya Hear Me The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be Singin' in the Lane Mr. Lisa's Opus Gone Boy Haw-Haw Land Frink Gets Testy Homer Is Where the Art Isn't 3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage Fears of a Clown No Good Read Goes Unpunished King Leer Lisa Gets the Blues Forgive and Regret Left Behind Throw Grampa from the Dane Flanders' Ladder