Grampy Can Ya Hear Me/Quotes
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"Grampy Can Ya Hear Me"
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- Pluto: I used to be a planet. Then one day they called and said it was over. It's over when I say it's over!
- Lisa: So sad.
- Pluto: But I'll be back. I'm working on some stuff. Let's just say you might not be seeing Halley's Comet no more.
- Narrator: Forged in a nanosecond in the Big Bang, our universe is so enormous, every NFL stadium could fit inside it. And their parking lots.
- [crowd oohing, gasping]
- Grampa: When's this show gonna start?
- Marge: It has started.
- Grampa: [stammers] How can it have started if I'm talking? Wouldn't that bother everyone?
- Sideshow Mel: Quiet! I can't hear the Big Bang!
- Old Jewish man: I got you the one birthday present you can really use.
- Grampa: A call girl that kills me after?
- Old Jewish man: A hearing aid.
- Grampa: A hearing aid? Forget it. People will think I'm old, dadgummit.
- Old Jewish man: You are old. You've lived long enough to see your prejudiced attitudes come back into fashion.
- Grampa: Lousy Greeks.
- Barney Gumble: I'm also the state drunk!
- Squeaky-voiced teen: Your pupils aren't ready for Earth light!
