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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"|Maximum Homerdrive}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"|Maximum Homerdrive}} | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Hippie Lady}} But the I Ching said I had six months till bankruptcy. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Repo Man}} Hey, channel somebody who gives a damn! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[laying on the couch]'' Pretty comfortable. That Andy cat cactus something. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} ''[groans]'' that antenna is an eyesore. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[to Lisa]'' Just pretending a tree honey or we see only touch up agress tree. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Yeah well hope it doesn't hum to loud and I got a ton of homework to do ''[opens the door of her room]'' and I don't finish it by--- Ahh! My room! '(seeing the room is gone]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[steps in]'' What? I heard a yell. ''[to Lisa]'' Did you touch a wire? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} ''[to Homer]'' What happened to my room? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Nothing. Just need find to put all the electronic gismos and I know how much you like that scientist stuff. So-- | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} You gave away my room?! | |
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| − | : | + | :''[Marge is listening in.]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} Lenny, how are you doing? This is Moe. I've got some class three gossip here. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Well, dish! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} [[Groundskeeper Willie]]... you know, the guy in the skirt bought himself a mail-order bride. But he's too cheap to pay the C. O. D., right? So she's still in a crate down at the post office. Wanna go look-see? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Ooh, this sounds juicy. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Lisa, I'm afraid your tummy ache may be caused by stress. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Well, that's a relief. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Heh, yeah. Anyway, when it comes to stress, I believe laughter is the best medicine. You know, before I learned to chuckle mindlessly, I was headed for an early grave myself. ''[chuckles]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Give it a try, honey. | |
| − | + | :''[Lisa tries to chuckle.]'' | |
| − | : | + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Oh, now you call that chuckling? Come on, child, force it. |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I'm really not the chuckling type. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} It's true. I'm always making clever noises, and she never chuckles at 'em. | |
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- Hippie Lady: But the I Ching said I had six months till bankruptcy.
- Repo Man: Hey, channel somebody who gives a damn!
- Homer: [laying on the couch] Pretty comfortable. That Andy cat cactus something.
- Lisa: [groans] that antenna is an eyesore.
- Homer: [to Lisa] Just pretending a tree honey or we see only touch up agress tree.
- Lisa: Yeah well hope it doesn't hum to loud and I got a ton of homework to do [opens the door of her room] and I don't finish it by--- Ahh! My room! '(seeing the room is gone]
- Homer: [steps in] What? I heard a yell. [to Lisa] Did you touch a wire?
- Lisa: [to Homer] What happened to my room?
- Homer: Nothing. Just need find to put all the electronic gismos and I know how much you like that scientist stuff. So--
- Lisa: You gave away my room?!
- [Marge is listening in.]
- Moe: Lenny, how are you doing? This is Moe. I've got some class three gossip here.
- Lenny: Well, dish!
- Moe: Groundskeeper Willie... you know, the guy in the skirt bought himself a mail-order bride. But he's too cheap to pay the C. O. D., right? So she's still in a crate down at the post office. Wanna go look-see?
- Marge: Ooh, this sounds juicy.
- Dr. Hibbert: Lisa, I'm afraid your tummy ache may be caused by stress.
- Homer: Well, that's a relief.
- Dr. Hibbert: Heh, yeah. Anyway, when it comes to stress, I believe laughter is the best medicine. You know, before I learned to chuckle mindlessly, I was headed for an early grave myself. [chuckles]
- Homer: Give it a try, honey.
- [Lisa tries to chuckle.]
- Dr. Hibbert: Oh, now you call that chuckling? Come on, child, force it.
- Lisa: I'm really not the chuckling type.
- Homer: It's true. I'm always making clever noises, and she never chuckles at 'em.
