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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[to Flanders]'' You wear a bathing suit in the bathtub? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Flanders]]}} Yeah! So I can't see my own shrinky-dink! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Makes sense. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Flanders}} You softcore sophomores took advantage of my trustful nature! And sullied the Internet by putting pornography on it! Get out! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I feel so much empathy for those villagers. They had to drink their own tears. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} I was so bored, I cut the ponytail off of the guy in front of us. ''[holds it to the back his head]'' Look at me, I'm a grad student. I'm 30 years old and made $600 last year. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bart! Don't make fun of grad students. They just made a terrible life choice. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Mom, I don't want to read, it's the weekend. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I know what we can "Ask Jeeves." Why does he suck? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Don't worry, I'll straighten things out with [[Clay Roberts|Coach Clay]]. We're good buddies. We play this game called who can punch the softest and he always lets me win. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} And the best part is stupid Flanders doesn't even know it's happening in his stupid house; hence my nickname, stupid Flanders. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} You've totally humiliated the best friend the Simpsons ever had. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} You're right, but you know who the real victim is here? Ned. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} That's what we've been trying to tell you! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lady}} Winner of the Romanian Film Festival's Prestigious Golden Bucket... Holy crap, someone's actually calling! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} Homer's the one what wised us up to the sexy goings-on. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Flanders}} Homer, is this true? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Ned, I had no choice. It was just so funny. | |
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| + | {{qf|Homer}} Last-diddly-ast? Oh he's gone! And it's all someone's fault! | ||
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- Homer: [to Flanders] You wear a bathing suit in the bathtub?
- Flanders: Yeah! So I can't see my own shrinky-dink!
- Homer: Makes sense.
- Flanders: You softcore sophomores took advantage of my trustful nature! And sullied the Internet by putting pornography on it! Get out!
- Lisa: I feel so much empathy for those villagers. They had to drink their own tears.
- Bart: I was so bored, I cut the ponytail off of the guy in front of us. [holds it to the back his head] Look at me, I'm a grad student. I'm 30 years old and made $600 last year.
- Marge: Bart! Don't make fun of grad students. They just made a terrible life choice.
- Bart: Mom, I don't want to read, it's the weekend.
- Bart: I know what we can "Ask Jeeves." Why does he suck?
- Homer: Don't worry, I'll straighten things out with Coach Clay. We're good buddies. We play this game called who can punch the softest and he always lets me win.
- Homer: And the best part is stupid Flanders doesn't even know it's happening in his stupid house; hence my nickname, stupid Flanders.
- Lisa: You've totally humiliated the best friend the Simpsons ever had.
- Homer: You're right, but you know who the real victim is here? Ned.
- Lisa: That's what we've been trying to tell you!
- Lady: Winner of the Romanian Film Festival's Prestigious Golden Bucket... Holy crap, someone's actually calling!
- Moe: Homer's the one what wised us up to the sexy goings-on.
- Flanders: Homer, is this true?
- Homer: Ned, I had no choice. It was just so funny.
- Homer: Last-diddly-ast? Oh he's gone! And it's all someone's fault!
