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{{qf|[[Marshall Goldman]]}} Sir, my name is Marshall Goldman. I'm a newspaper columnist specializing in human interest stories.
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' You're in the newspaper business? Something that's gonna die before I do!
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} You're in the newspaper business? Something that's gonna die before I do!
:'''[[Marshall Goldman]]:''' You have any other stories you'd care to tell me?
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{{qf|Marshall Goldman}} You have any other stories you'd care to tell me?
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' Someone's listening to me!
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{{qf|Grampa}} Someone's listening to me!
:'''[[Marshall Goldman]]:''' Now I know how a radio feels!
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{{qf|Marshall Goldman}} Now I know how a radio feels!
 
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Oh, not that stupid stuffed lamb again. This isn't learning!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Oh, not that stupid stuffed lamb again. This isn't learning!
:'''[[Edna]]:''' Do you want to learn?
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{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Do you want to learn?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' No, no, no. I'm just saying...
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{{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} This weekend, Larry will go home with...
:'''[[Edna]]:''' This weekend, Larry will go home with...
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{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Please, God, I need this.
:'''[[Nelson]]:''' Please, God, I need this.
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{{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} ...Bart Simpson.
:'''[[Edna]]:''' ...Bart Simpson.
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{{qf|[[Martin]]}} Oh, cruel irony!
:'''[[Martin]]:''' Oh, cruel irony!
 
 
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' How come Grampa never shared those stories with us?
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} How come Grampa never shared those stories with us?
:'''[[Marge]]:''' He does all the time. You just never listen.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} He does all the time. You just never listen.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Marge, my brain is like a computer, and I file away Grampa's stories in a very special place.
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{{qf|Homer}} Marge, my brain is like a computer, and I file away Grampa's stories in a very special place.
 
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Dad, I don't have the right words to say how I really feel about you, but at least I know how to beat up a guy who does.
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{{qf|Homer}} Dad, I don't have the right words to say how I really feel about you, but at least I know how to beat up a guy who does.
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' Well, at least you never tried to kill me.
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{{qf|Grampa}} Well, at least you never tried to kill me.
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Bart! If you're not gonna take care of him right, then give him to me.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart! If you're not gonna take care of him right, then give him to me.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' How come you don't get mad when I torment real animals?
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{{qf|Bart}} How come you don't get mad when I torment real animals?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I do! It enrages me!
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{{qf|Lisa}} I do! It enrages me!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' I thought you Hindus were supposed to love everybody.
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{{qf|Bart}} I thought you Hindus were supposed to love everybody.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I'm a freaking Buddhist! A Buddhist!
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{{qf|Lisa}} I'm a freaking Buddhist! A Buddhist!
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{{Season 21|Q}}

Latest revision as of 07:27, March 31, 2020


Season 21 Episode Quotes
449 "Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?"
450
"Thursdays with Abie"
"Once Upon a Time in Springfield" 451


Marshall Goldman: Sir, my name is Marshall Goldman. I'm a newspaper columnist specializing in human interest stories.
Grampa: You're in the newspaper business? Something that's gonna die before I do!
Marshall Goldman: You have any other stories you'd care to tell me?
Grampa: Someone's listening to me!
Marshall Goldman: Now I know how a radio feels!

Bart: Oh, not that stupid stuffed lamb again. This isn't learning!
Edna Krabappel: Do you want to learn?
Mrs. Krabappel: This weekend, Larry will go home with...
Nelson: Please, God, I need this.
Mrs. Krabappel: ...Bart Simpson.
Martin: Oh, cruel irony!

Homer: How come Grampa never shared those stories with us?
Marge: He does all the time. You just never listen.
Homer: Marge, my brain is like a computer, and I file away Grampa's stories in a very special place.

Homer: Dad, I don't have the right words to say how I really feel about you, but at least I know how to beat up a guy who does.
Grampa: Well, at least you never tried to kill me.

Lisa: Bart! If you're not gonna take care of him right, then give him to me.
Bart: How come you don't get mad when I torment real animals?
Lisa: I do! It enrages me!
Bart: I thought you Hindus were supposed to love everybody.
Lisa: I'm a freaking Buddhist! A Buddhist!
Season 21 Quotes
Homer the Whopper Bart Gets a "Z" The Great Wife Hope Treehouse of Horror XX The Devil Wears Nada Pranks and Greens Rednecks and Broomsticks Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou? Thursdays with Abie Once Upon a Time in Springfield Million Dollar Maybe Boy Meets Curl The Color Yellow Postcards from the Wedge Stealing First Base The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed American History X-cellent Chief of Hearts The Squirt and the Whale To Surveil with Love Moe Letter Blues The Bob Next Door Judge Me Tender