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{{Newspaper
name=Springfield Shopper|
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|name = Springfield Shopper
type=Daily Local Newspaper|
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|image = [[File:Springfield Shopper.png|300px]]
format=Broadsheet|
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|founded = 1883  
owners=Springfield News Group Inc.|
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|founder = [[Johnny Newspaperseed]]
founded=1883 by [[Johnny Newspaperseed]]|
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|employees = [[Dave Shutton]]<br>[[Marshall Goldman]]<br>[[Daphne Beaumont]]<br>[[Jamie Killday]]<br>[[Garth Trelawny]]<br>[[Lifeways editor]]
politcal position=Varies|
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|appearance = "[[Homer's Odyssey]]"
headquaters=Springfield Maryland|
 
 
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'''''Springfield Shopper''''' is the most popular and most dominant local newspaper in [[Springfield]].
  
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== History ==
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The paper was founded in 1883 by Johnny Newspaperseed, a small boy who traveled around America founding newspapers. The Shopper merged with the ''Springfield Times'', ''Post'', ''Globe'', ''Herald'', ''Jewish News'', and ''Hot Sex Weekly'', becoming Springfield's biggest paper.<ref>"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"</ref>
  
'''The Springfield Shopper''' is the most commonly recurring [[List of fictional newspapers#Newspapers|local newspaper]] in [[Springfield (The Simpsons)|Springfield]]. It's appeared for the first time in [[Homer's Odyssey]].
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The newspaper was also bought briefly by [[Charles Montgomery Burns]], who was on a mission to control all the media in Springfield,<ref>"[[Fraudcast News]]"</ref> and by the [[Movementarians]], an evil cult who were attempting to brainwash all Springfieldians.<ref>"[[The Joy of Sect]]"</ref>
  
==Features==
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The newspaper started printing in color once, which caused outrage amongst Springfield's women. [[Marge]] didn't like the newspaper in color either; she didn't want to know what color the [[Statue of Liberty]] was.<ref>"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"</ref>
It carries opinion, sports, food, world, arts, religion and leisure sections. It tends towards [[tabloid]] stories, with such headlines as 'Woman Weds Ape', 'Hippo promoted to detective' and 'Crazed Mom Goes Topless (Photos Pages 3-28)'.
 
  
==Orgin==
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== Features ==
It was founded in the early 1900s by Johnny Newspaperseed, a small boy who travelled America founding newspapers.  
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The paper carries opinion, sports, food, world, arts, religion and leisure sections. It tends towards tabloid stories, with such headlines as 'Woman Weds Ape', 'Hippo promoted to detective' and 'Crazed Mom Goes Topless (Photos Pages 3–28)'.
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The cost of the newspaper tends to vary between nothing and $1.00, with the average price being 25¢.
  
==Competitors and Partners==
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When Homer goes to live in an apartment with [[Grady|two]] [[Julio|gay men]], one of them is seen reading ''The New York Times''. Homer is surprised and asks why is he reading the NYT even though he doesn't live in New York. He replies its because all the headlines are a joke in ''The Springfield Shopper''.
The Shopper merged with the Springfield Times, Post, Globe, Herald, Jewish News, and Hot Sex Weekly. There actually is a Springfield Shopper in Springfield, IL.
 
  
==Price==
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== Behind the Laughter ==
The cost of the newspaper tends to vary between nothing and [[US Dollar|$]]1.00, with the average price being 25[[cent (currency)|¢]].  
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An 8-paged ''Springfield Shopper'' has been published, written by Simpsons creator [[Matt Groening]] himself. It was found inside a newspaper as a feature to advertise ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]''. ''The Springfield Shopper'' has been published in Springfield, IL since 1975.
  
==Homer the Food Critic==
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== Appearances ==
[[Homer Simpson]] has worked for the newspaper as a [[food critic]]. After initially being too kind (giving a slice of pizza he found under the sofa at least 8 out of 10, deducting a point for having a [[Hot Wheels]] car stuck on it), he switched to becoming a cruel critic, and was almost murdered by a disgruntled baker with a poisoned [[éclair]].
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==Bosses==
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The newspaper was also bought briefly by [[Montgomery Burns]], who was on a mission to control all the media of Springfield, and by the [[The Joy of Sect|The Movementarians]], an evil cult who were attempting to brainwash all Springfieldians.
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{{Season1A
 
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|E1=yes
==Jokes==
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The lower headline will generally be a joke either about the upper headlines, or about [[journalism]] in general ("Second headline less important, studies show").
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{{Season2A
==Clone==
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|E4=yes
In one episode, it is revealed that [[Shelbyville]] has a newspaper called '''The Shelbyville Daily''', whose slogan is "Once a week, every week".
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|E9=yes
 
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|E10=yes
==Fake Headlines==
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|E18=yes
In the episode where Homer goes to live in an apartment with two gay men, one of them is seen reading New York Times. Homer is surprised and asks why is he reading the NYT even though he doesn't live in New York. He replies its because all the headlines are a joke in the Springfield Shopper.
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{{Season3A
==Real Life==
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|E1=yes
An 8-paged Springfield Shopper has been published, written by Simpsons creator [[Matt Groening]] himself. It was found inside a newspaper as an feature to advertise [[The Simpsons Movie]].
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|E2=yes
 
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|E3=yes
==Headlines==
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|E4=yes
*Simpson Says Safe!
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|E7=yes
*Dozens Cheer Homer Simpson
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|E7n=Lisa's nightmare; Homer's nightmare
*Homer Simpson Strikes Again!
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|E10=yes
*Watch Out, Here Comes Homer
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|E13=yes
*Enough Already Homer Simpson!
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|E19=yes
*Mutation Caught at Ol' Fishin' Hole; Is Power Plant Responsible? Boy Was Using Five Pound Test And Ordinary Worms; Sister Was Just There For The Tranquility ([[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]])
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*Vandal Decapitates Town Statue; Who is El Barto; Police Puzzled
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{{Season4A
*Fishin' Hole or Fisson Hole?;Burns Denies Responsibility in Fish Flap;Count The Eyes,Mr Burns! ([[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]])
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|E4=yes
*Governer Calls for Power Plant Ivestigation ([[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]])
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|E5=yes
*Burns Enters Gubernatorial Race; 3 Eyed Fish in Every Pot? ([[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]])
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|E10=yes
*Burns Skyrockets to Seven Percent in Latest Polls ([[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]])
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|E12=yes
*Burns Band Wagon Rolls On; Latest Poll Puts Him at 22 Percent ([[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]])
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|E22=yes
*Burns Nukes Bailey in Latest Poll; Forty-Two Percent And Climbing ([[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]])
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*Art Treasure to Visit Springfield; Michelangelo's David in 1958
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{{Season5A
*Burns Fires Ungrateful Employee ([[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]])
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|E4=yes
*Another Smart Move by Burns ([[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]])
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}}
*Hooray for Burns ([[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]])
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{{Season7A
*Never To Busy ([[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]])
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|E3=yes
*President Declares World Peace ([[When Flanders Failed]])
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}}
*President Homer Declares World Peace ([[When Flanders Failed]])
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{{Season10A
*President Simpson Wins Super Bowl ([[When Flanders Failed]])
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|E13=yes
*Principal Skinner Missing: Police Search for Body ([[Bart the Murderer]])
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*Psychic Joins Skinner Hunt ([[Bart the Murderer]])
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{{Season16A
*Principal Murder Trail Begins Today ([[Bart the Murderer]])
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|E18=yes
*Sentencing Today For Dinky Don ([[Bart the Murderer]])
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*Micheal Jackson Hoax; Everyone Mad at Local Boy
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{{Season25A
*World Peace Declared
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|E5=yes
*Monster Okay Slavery Plan
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*Wizard of Walnut Street
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{{Season26A
*Squirrel Resembling Abraham Lincoln Found
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|E8=yes
*Prez Sez: School is For Losers
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|E13=yes
*Lottery Drawing Today; President, Rock Star to Swap Wives
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|E14=yes
*Lisa Kicks Butt
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|E15=yes
*Queen to Mayor: You're Next; Nerds Pummeled in Football
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*Womans Weds Ape; Dick Cavett Born
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{{Season27A
*Mondale to Hart: Where's the Beef
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|E21=yes
*Burns Pay City 3 Mil!
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|E21n=mentioned
*You Need a Heart to Live
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*Who is Gabbo?
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{{Season29A
*Five Days til Gabbo?
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|E2=yes
*Gabbo Here Today
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*Quimby Re-elected by Landside; Two More Bodies Surface in Springfield Hsrbour
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{{Season30A
*Gabbo Still #1 in Springfield; Brockman Fired
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|E3=yes
*Krusty Special Airs Today; Gabbo to Have Real Boy Operation
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*Snow Storm Hits the Midwest
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{{Season31A
*Burns' Birthday Today; Credits Long Life to Satan
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|E2=yes
*Cat Burglar Strikes 15 Homes; Man Marries Woman in Wedding Ceremony
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|E3=yes
*Burglar Strike Again; Is Nothing Safe?
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}}
*Zirconia Ztolen!!!; Simpson Asleep at Switch
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{{Season35A
*Local Gays Show Their Pride
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|E17=yes
*Big Fat Man Has Big Fat Heart; Little Thin Man Accused in Robbery
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*KBBL Cheats Straight A Student
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*{{spec|Join The Simpsons at the Daytona 500|(logo)}}
*Quimby Nephew Charged in Beating; Chowder said Wrong
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*{{spec|Happy Daytona Day|(logo)}}
*Bob Pardon #1 Local Issue; Edges Out No Fat Chicks Ordinance
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*{{spec|A Tale of Two Trumps}}
*Call For Probe in Bob Flap; Editorial: Why Not Let Dead Pets Vote?
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*{{ad|Crime of the Century}}
*Toddlers Topple Mayor; Expressway Halt Rankles Elderly
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*{{bon|The Amazing Colossal Homer}}
*Boy Discovers Comet
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*{{bon|Simpsons Comics 19|(cover)}}
*Rocket to Kick Comet's Tail; Mayor Visits City
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*{{bon|Sense and Censorability}}
*Awful School is Awful Rich
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*{{bon|How the Vest Was Won!}}
*Burns Plans Sunshine Halt; Special Edition: your Guide to Perpetual Darkness
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*{{bon|Mayor Me a Little}}
*Who Will Be Fallout Boy? Who Will Be Fallout Boy?
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*{{bon|The Paper Chase}}
*Milhouse Disappears; Movie Om Hold
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*{{bon|Judge Marge}}
*Milhouse Meltdown; Ankles pic - flick sick
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*{{bon|Viva Bart}}
*Spinning Newspaper Injures Printer
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*{{bon|The Homer Effect}}
*Incontinent Old Man Wins Miss Teen America
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*{{bon|The Principal of the Thing}}
*America Loves Ted Kennedy
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*{{bon|Lisa in the Middle}}
*Burns Survives Brush with Shut In
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*{{bon|The Burger Kings of Comedy!}}
*Local Man Loses Pants, Life; Beaver Rescue Falls Short
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*{{game|The Simpsons Skateboarding}}
*Parade to Ditract Joyless Citizenry
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*{{game|The Simpsons: Hit & Run}}
*Troy Weds
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*{{TSG}}
*Bum Sues Cartoon King; Got Legal Fee From Some Family
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*{{merch|Simpsons Mania! (Inkworks)|pipe=yes|3=Simpsons Mania!|(mentioned)}}
*Helms Calls for Donut Tax; Deadbeat Dad Beat Dead
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{{TC}}
*Quimy's Proposition 24 on Ballot, Quimby Propositions 24 at Ballet
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*Police Prepare for Deportations; Bear Patrol Steps up Bombing Campaign
 
*Supervillian Seizes the East Coast
 
*Kickin' Buck; Fifty Ways to Waste Your Weekend
 
*Human Blimp sees Flying Saucer
 
*Champ to Whale on Local Man
 
*Funny Dog to Make Life Worth While
 
*Maniac to Live at Brother's Apartment
 
*Alcohol Prohibited in Springfield; Bums Extend Deadline
 
*City Goes Dry Today Bums Extend Deadline
 
*Banner Bars Booze; Booze Barred by Banner
 
*Beer Baron Beats Banner; Family Sedan Outruns Cops
 
*Burns to Open Recycling Plant; Makes Other Bums Look Bad
 
*Neutron Bomb Headed for Springfield - Hippo Promoted to Detective
 
*Gruesome murders at Socialite's House; Mrs. Astor Safe
 
*New Face in Trash Race - Local Nut at it Again
 
*Simpson wins in landslide; Says "Crazy Promises" the Key
 
*Dog kills cat, Self
 
*Local couple Bares all; Police Dog clings to life
 
*Springfield Shopper Purchased by Evil Cult; Check Out Our New Adult Lifestyle Section
 
*It's War
 
*Tax Hire Approved
 
*Town Prepares for Olympics; Pickpockets Call Up Reserves
 
*Unusually Large, Ugly Baby Born
 
*Nahasapeemapetilan-tastic!
 
*Lisa Alive! Hemp City reduced to Stems and Seeds
 
*Web Snoops Discovers Pool Hustle
 
*Food Supply Cut Short Off - Even Pies
 
*First Day of Spring - Ants, Picnicjers, Reach Last-Minute Accord
 
*Pair Sinks Judge's House Quilt Ruined
 
*Simpsons Arrested in Family Riot - Even Maggie
 
*Sleep Important, Say Experts - Slow News Day Grips Springfield
 
*Medical Marijuana Outlawed
 
*HO. J. SIMPSONS Trial Starts Today
 
*Heat Wave Continues
 
*Crazed Mom Goes Topless Photos Pages 3-28 TV Clown Saves Day
 
*Teahcer Nominated for Award: Will She Leave Old Life Behind?  Closed Pistachio Stymies Fatso
 
*Drunk Cop Fired From Force; Private Eye Wins Bake-Off
 
*Lonley Men Die Early
 
*Bumb,evee Man Caught in Sting
 
*LIFEWAYS Weekend Edition: Ale of the Pup
 
*Cavalry Kids Lead Charge in Cleanup; President Shoots Wife
 
*Baby Saved by Local Hero, Not Father; Man's Dress Slacks At Low Prices! Costington's
 
*Mayor Unveils Erection to Cheering Crowd
 
*Peace Talks Break Down
 
*Iowa Home to Worlds Biggest Pizza
 
*"Families Come First" On Ballet -  Second Headline Less Important, Studies Show
 
*"Families Come First" Wrong for Springfield
 
*Costs Too Much, Does Too Little
 
*Simpsons Found Guilty, Sentenced to 10 Tears  Local Bully to Homer "Haw Haw"
 
*U-ASS-A
 
*Beloved Hero Cheats Death
 
*Lisa's a Total Whacko,Implies Father
 
*Lisa Loves Milhouse
 
*Father of Eight Missing
 
*Triple Murder at Moe's
 
*Massachusetts Okays Gay Marriage
 
*Wiggum Sleeps Through Riot
 
Stem Cells Cure Alzheimers
 
*Top Cops Surrenders to Backfiring Car
 
*Firemen Rescue Police Cheif From Tree
 
*Commision: Wiggums Sucks
 
*Hail Drought Continues Tin Roofs Undented
 
*Wiggum Rescues Boy No, Really
 
*God Steals Sun - Mayor Offers Sacrifices
 
*Local Father,Son May Switch Religions
 
*L'il Starmaker Fever Sweeps Springfield!
 
*10-Year-Old Boy Disqualified - Is Actually Paul Simon
 
*L'il Starmaker Down To Three Finalists
 
*Couch Gag Thrills Nation
 
*Old Man Beats Meat
 
*Local Man Thinks Wrestling is Real
 
*Bulls Hospitalized: Nerds, Dorks Cautiously Rejoice
 
*Broadcast Fools Nation, Springfield
 
*Today We Remember Martin Luther King - Tommorow We Don't
 
  
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== See also ==
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*[[Springfield Shopper headlines]]
  
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== References ==
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{{Reflist}}
  
[[Category:Newspapers]]
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{{Newspapers}}
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Latest revision as of 17:25, November 7, 2024

This article is about the newspaper. For the building, see Springfield Shopper Building. For the wiki, see The Springfield Shopper (wiki).
Springfield Shopper
Springfield Shopper.png
Newspaper Information
Founded: 1883
Founder: Johnny Newspaperseed
Employees: Dave Shutton
Marshall Goldman
Daphne Beaumont
Jamie Killday
Garth Trelawny
Lifeways editor
First appearance: "Homer's Odyssey"


Springfield Shopper is the most popular and most dominant local newspaper in Springfield.

History[edit]

The paper was founded in 1883 by Johnny Newspaperseed, a small boy who traveled around America founding newspapers. The Shopper merged with the Springfield Times, Post, Globe, Herald, Jewish News, and Hot Sex Weekly, becoming Springfield's biggest paper.[1]

The newspaper was also bought briefly by Charles Montgomery Burns, who was on a mission to control all the media in Springfield,[2] and by the Movementarians, an evil cult who were attempting to brainwash all Springfieldians.[3]

The newspaper started printing in color once, which caused outrage amongst Springfield's women. Marge didn't like the newspaper in color either; she didn't want to know what color the Statue of Liberty was.[4]

Features[edit]

The paper carries opinion, sports, food, world, arts, religion and leisure sections. It tends towards tabloid stories, with such headlines as 'Woman Weds Ape', 'Hippo promoted to detective' and 'Crazed Mom Goes Topless (Photos Pages 3–28)'. The cost of the newspaper tends to vary between nothing and $1.00, with the average price being 25¢.

When Homer goes to live in an apartment with two gay men, one of them is seen reading The New York Times. Homer is surprised and asks why is he reading the NYT even though he doesn't live in New York. He replies its because all the headlines are a joke in The Springfield Shopper.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

An 8-paged Springfield Shopper has been published, written by Simpsons creator Matt Groening himself. It was found inside a newspaper as a feature to advertise The Simpsons Movie. The Springfield Shopper has been published in Springfield, IL since 1975.

Appearances[edit]

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