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:''[The Springfielders have a town meeting to discuss improving the town's image and attracting more tourism. [[Marge]] suggests hosting a [[Springfield Film Festival|film festival]] and having townspeople enter their own movies.]''
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:''[The Springfieldians have a town meeting to discuss improving the town's image and attracting more tourism. Marge suggests hosting a [[Springfield Film Festival|film festival]] and having townspeople enter their own movies.]''
:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': "All in favor of Marge Simpson's film festival idea?"
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{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} All in favor of Marge Simpson's film festival idea?
:'''Crowd''': ''[chanting in unison]'' "Film festival! Film festival!"
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{{qf|Crowd}} ''[chanting in unison]'' Film festival! Film festival!
:'''Marge''': "You like my idea? Actually, I have several others--"
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} You like my idea? Actually, I have several others—
:'''Crowd''': ''[in unison, cutting her off]'' "Don't push your luck! Don't push your luck!"
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{{qf|Crowd}} ''[in unison, cutting her off]'' Don't push your luck! Don't push your luck!
 
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:''[On TV, [[Rainier Wolfcastle]] is appearing on ''Coming Attractions'', [[Jay Sherman]]'s show. Wolfcastle talks about his new movie, ''McBain: Let's Get Silly'', which depicts him as a comedian, alternating between telling bad jokes and dispatching hecklers (and many other audience members) with various weapons.]''
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:''[On TV, Rainier Wolfcastle is appearing on ''[[Coming Attractions]]'', Jay Sherman's show. Wolfcastle talks about his new movie, ''[[McBain: Let's Get Silly]]'', which depicts him as a comedian, alternating between telling bad jokes and dispatching hecklers (and many other audience members) with various weapons.]''
:'''Wolfcastle''': "The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost eighty million dollars."
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{{qf|[[Wolfcastle]]}} The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost eighty million dollars.
:'''Jay''': ''[disgusted]'' "How do you sleep at night?"
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{{qf|[[Jay Sherman|Jay]]}} ''[disgusted]'' How do you sleep at night?
:'''Wolfcastle''': "On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies."
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{{qf|Wolfcastle}} On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.
:'''Jay''': ''[even more disgusted]'' "Just asking. Yeesh!"
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{{qf|Jay}} ''[even more disgusted]'' Just asking. Yeesh!
 
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:''[At the airport, the Simpsons meet [[Jay Sherman]], who's come to judge the Springfield Film Festival.]''
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:''[At the airport, the Simpsons meet Jay Sherman, who's come to judge the Springfield Film Festival.]''
:'''[[Marge]]''': "Hello, I'm Marge Simpson, and this is my husband, [[Homer]]."
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{{qf|Marge}} Hello, I'm Marge Simpson, and this is my husband, Homer.
:'''Jay''': "Oh, nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your hair from the plane. ''[to Homer]'' And this must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil."
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{{qf|Jay}} Oh, nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your hair from the plane. ''[to Homer]'' And this must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil.
:'''Homer''': "It was a Gummi Bear."
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} It was a {{W|Gummi Bear}}.
 
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:''[Preparing to make his movie for the film festival, [[Mr. Burns]] meets with [[Señor Spielbergo]], his director.]''
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:''[Preparing to make his movie for the film festival, [[Mr. Burns]] meets with Señor Spielbergo, his director.]''
:'''Burns''': "Listen, Señor Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for {{w|Oskar Schindler}}."
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{{qf|Burns}} Listen, Señor Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what [[Steven Spielberg|Spielberg]] did for {{W|Oskar Schindler}}.
:'''Spielbergo''': ''[looking doubtful]'' "Er, Schindler es bueno. Señor Burns es el diablo."
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{{qf|[[Señor Spielbergo|Spielbergo]]}} ''[looking doubtful]'' Er, Schindler es bueno. Señor Burns es el diablo.
:'''Burns''': "Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod: We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine '''worked''', dammit! Now go out there and win me that festival!"
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{{qf|Burns}} Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod: We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine '''worked''', dammit! Now go out there and win me that festival!
 
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:''[At the Simpson home, [[Jay Sherman]] talks with [[Patty]] and [[Selma]] while [[Homer]] watches.]''
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:''[At the Simpson home, Jay Sherman talks with Patty and Selma while Homer watches.]''
:'''Patty''': "Okay, Sherman, you're a movie expert."
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{{qf|[[Patty]]}} Okay, Sherman, you're a movie expert.
:'''Selma''': "So tell us. Who's gay?"
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{{qf|[[Selma]]}} So tell us. Who's gay?
:'''Jay''': "Oh, I don't know ... [[Harvey Fierstein]]."
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{{qf|Jay}} Oh, I don't know ... ''[mumbling]'' {{Ch|Harvey Fierstein}}.
:'''Selma''': "No!"
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{{qf|Selma}} No!
:'''Patty''': "Who else?"
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{{qf|Patty}} "Who else?"
 
:''[Homer whispers into Jay's ear.]''
 
:''[Homer whispers into Jay's ear.]''
:'''Jay''': "Oh. [[MacGyver]]'s gay."
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{{qf|Jay}} Oh. [[MacGyver]]'s gay.
 
:''[Patty and Selma growl and advance on Jay, who cowers from them. Homer giggles.]''
 
:''[Patty and Selma growl and advance on Jay, who cowers from them. Homer giggles.]''
 
:''[The scene shifts to outside. Jay has been stripped to his underwear and is dangling from the rain gutter by the waistband of his shorts.]''
 
:''[The scene shifts to outside. Jay has been stripped to his underwear and is dangling from the rain gutter by the waistband of his shorts.]''
:'''[[Bart]]''': ''[seeing Jay and laughing]'' "You badmouthed MacGyver, didn't you?"
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[seeing Jay and laughing]'' You badmouthed MacGyver, didn't you?
 
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:'''[[Julius Hibbert|Dr. Hibbert]]''': ''[walking to the movies in drag, then seeing the film festival is being held]'' "Oh, I thought they were showing ''{{w|The Rocky Horror Picture Show}}'' tonight."
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{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} ''[walking to the movies in drag, then seeing the film festival is being held]'' Oh, I thought they were playing ''{{W|The Rocky Horror Picture Show}}'' tonight.
 
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:''[At the film festival, [[Hans Moleman]]'s ''[[Man Getting Hit by Football]]'' has just been shown.]''
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:''[At the film festival, Hans Moleman's ''[[Man Getting Hit by Football]]'' has just been shown.]''
:'''[[Homer]]''': ''[laughing to the point of tears]'' "This contest is over! Give that man the ten thousand dollars!"
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[laughing to the point of tears]'' This contest is over! Give that man the ten thousand dollars!
:'''[[Jay Sherman]]''': ''[disapprovingly]'' "This '''isn't''' ''{{w|America's Funniest Home Videos}}''."
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{{qf|Jay Sherman}} ''[disapprovingly]'' This '''isn't''' ''[[America's Funniest Home Videos]]''.
:'''Homer''': "But ... the ball! His groin! It works on so many levels! ''[still laughing]'' Roll it again!"
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{{qf|Homer}} But... the ball! His groin! It works on so many levels! ''[still laughing]'' Roll it again!
 
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': "Smithers, are they booing me?"
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:''[Mr. Burns' film festival entry, ''[[A Burns for All Seasons]]'', has just been shown. To Burns' shock, the film draws a strong negative reaction from the audience.]''
:'''[[Smithers]]''': "Oh, no, sir. They're saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns."
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Smithers, are they booing me?
:'''Burns''': ''[to crowd]'' "Are you saying 'boo' or 'Boo-urns'?"
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{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} Oh, no, sir. They're saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns".
:'''Crowd''': "Boooooooooooo!"
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{{qf|Burns}} ''[to crowd]'' Are you saying "boo" or "Boo-urns"?
:'''[[Hans Moleman]]''': ''[to himself]'' "'''I''' was saying 'Boo-urns'."
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{{qf|Crowd}} Boooooooooooo!
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{{qf|[[Hans Moleman]]}} ''[to himself]'' '''I''' was saying "Boo-urns".
 
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:''[The jury members are casting their votes for grand prize at the [[Springfield Film Festival]]. [[Jay Sherman]] is dismayed that [[Mr. Burns]]' movie is drawing votes.]''
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:''[The jury members are casting their votes for grand prize at the Springfield Film Festival. Jay Sherman is dismayed that Mr. Burns' movie is drawing votes.]''
:'''Jay''': "How can you vote for Burns' movie?"
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{{qf|Jay}} How can you vote for Burns' movie?
:'''[[Krusty]]''': "Let's just say it ''moved'' me ... '''TO A BIGGER HOUSE!!''' Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet."
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{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Let's just say it ''moved'' me... '''TO A BIGGER HOUSE!!''' Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.
 
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:''[A remake of [[Hans Moleman]]'s [[Man Getting Hit by Football|movie]] is an Academy Award contender.]''
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:''[A remake of Hans Moleman's movie is an Academy Award contender.]''
:'''[[George C. Scott]]''': ''[on screen, getting hit by football]'' "Ow! My groin!"
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{{qf|[[George C. Scott]]}} ''[on screen, getting hit by football]'' Ow! My groin!
  
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Season 6 Episode Quotes
120 "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
121
"A Star Is Burns"
"Lisa's Wedding" 122


[The Springfieldians have a town meeting to discuss improving the town's image and attracting more tourism. Marge suggests hosting a film festival and having townspeople enter their own movies.]
Mayor Quimby: All in favor of Marge Simpson's film festival idea?
Crowd: [chanting in unison] Film festival! Film festival!
Marge: You like my idea? Actually, I have several others—
Crowd: [in unison, cutting her off] Don't push your luck! Don't push your luck!

[On TV, Rainier Wolfcastle is appearing on Coming Attractions, Jay Sherman's show. Wolfcastle talks about his new movie, McBain: Let's Get Silly, which depicts him as a comedian, alternating between telling bad jokes and dispatching hecklers (and many other audience members) with various weapons.]
Wolfcastle: The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost eighty million dollars.
Jay: [disgusted] How do you sleep at night?
Wolfcastle: On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.
Jay: [even more disgusted] Just asking. Yeesh!

[At the airport, the Simpsons meet Jay Sherman, who's come to judge the Springfield Film Festival.]
Marge: Hello, I'm Marge Simpson, and this is my husband, Homer.
Jay: Oh, nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your hair from the plane. [to Homer] And this must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil.
Homer: It was a Gummi Bear.

[Preparing to make his movie for the film festival, Mr. Burns meets with Señor Spielbergo, his director.]
Burns: Listen, Señor Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.
Spielbergo: [looking doubtful] Er, Schindler es bueno. Señor Burns es el diablo.
Burns: Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod: We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, dammit! Now go out there and win me that festival!

[At the Simpson home, Jay Sherman talks with Patty and Selma while Homer watches.]
Patty: Okay, Sherman, you're a movie expert.
Selma: So tell us. Who's gay?
Jay: Oh, I don't know ... [mumbling] Harvey Fierstein.
Selma: No!
Patty: "Who else?"
[Homer whispers into Jay's ear.]
Jay: Oh. MacGyver's gay.
[Patty and Selma growl and advance on Jay, who cowers from them. Homer giggles.]
[The scene shifts to outside. Jay has been stripped to his underwear and is dangling from the rain gutter by the waistband of his shorts.]
Bart: [seeing Jay and laughing] You badmouthed MacGyver, didn't you?

Dr. Hibbert: [walking to the movies in drag, then seeing the film festival is being held] Oh, I thought they were playing The Rocky Horror Picture Show tonight.

[At the film festival, Hans Moleman's Man Getting Hit by Football has just been shown.]
Homer: [laughing to the point of tears] This contest is over! Give that man the ten thousand dollars!
Jay Sherman: [disapprovingly] This isn't America's Funniest Home Videos.
Homer: But... the ball! His groin! It works on so many levels! [still laughing] Roll it again!

[Mr. Burns' film festival entry, A Burns for All Seasons, has just been shown. To Burns' shock, the film draws a strong negative reaction from the audience.]
Mr. Burns: Smithers, are they booing me?
Smithers: Oh, no, sir. They're saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns".
Burns: [to crowd] Are you saying "boo" or "Boo-urns"?
Crowd: Boooooooooooo!
Hans Moleman: [to himself] I was saying "Boo-urns".

[The jury members are casting their votes for grand prize at the Springfield Film Festival. Jay Sherman is dismayed that Mr. Burns' movie is drawing votes.]
Jay: How can you vote for Burns' movie?
Krusty: Let's just say it moved me... TO A BIGGER HOUSE!! Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.

[A remake of Hans Moleman's movie is an Academy Award contender.]
George C. Scott: [on screen, getting hit by football] Ow! My groin!
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