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The Springfield Connection/Quotes

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Season 6 Episode Quotes
125 "'Round Springfield"
126
"The Springfield Connection"
"Lemon of Troy" 127


Marge: I got a report on a domestic disturbance at this address.
Principal Skinner: Yes, indeed there is. There's an inflatable bath pillow that Mother and I both enjoy. She claimed it was her day to use it. I maintained she was mistaken. We quarreled. Later, as I prepared to bathe, I noticed, to my horror, that someone... had slashed the pillow.
Marge: Uh-huh. Who called the police?
Skinner & Agnes: We both did.
Marge: Look, why don't you two settle down? I'm sure you can get another pillow.
Skinner: Well, I could send it back to Taiwan for repair. But why should I have to?! I've done nothing wrong! And I don't give permission for my face to be on TV. I want it blurred! [his face is blurred]

Reverend Lovejoy: All right, Hans. Time to go.
Hans Moleman: But he ate my last meal.
Lovejoy: Well, if that's the worst thing that happens to you today, consider yourself lucky. [two guards enter]
Moleman: Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?
Lovejoy: From this point on, no talking.

Homer: Boy... when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting! You know, like that movie, Spaceballs! But instead it's been painful and disturbing, like that movie Police Academy.
Barney: Hey, Homer. I'm worried about the beer supply. And after this case, and the other case, there's only one case left! [under his breath] "Yeah, yeah! Uh, Barney's right! Yeah, let's drink some more beer. Yeah! Hey, what about some beer? Yeah, Barney's right."
Homer: All right, guys! Pipe down! I got some more in the garage. [Herman stands up]
Herman: Uh, I'll-I'll-I'll get it for you, Homer. [walks off]
Homer: Hmm... I wonder why he's so eager to go to the garage.
Moe: The garage? Hey, fellas, the garage! Well, ooh-la-di-da, Mr. Frenchman.
Homer: Well, what do you call it?
Moe: A car hole.
Season 6 Quotes
Bart of Darkness Lisa's Rival Another Simpsons Clip Show Itchy & Scratchy Land Sideshow Bob Roberts Treehouse of Horror V Bart's Girlfriend Lisa on Ice Homer Badman Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy Fear of Flying Homer the Great And Maggie Makes Three Bart's Comet Homie the Clown Bart vs. Australia Homer vs. Patty and Selma A Star Is Burns Lisa's Wedding Two Dozen and One Greyhounds The PTA Disbands 'Round Springfield The Springfield Connection Lemon of Troy Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)