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'Round Springfield/Quotes

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Season 6 Episode Quotes
124 "The PTA Disbands"
"'Round Springfield"
"The Springfield Connection" 126

Homer: Lisa, when you get to be our age, you learn a few things. Like when a sign says 'Do not feed the bears' [holds up his arm with a bear cub having its claws and teeth sunk into it] man, you better not feed the bears.

Bart: Mrs Krabappel, I can't take the test, I have a stomach ache.
Mrs. Krabappel: Well, that's a lame excuse for an excuse - Ha!
Bart: Look, if you ignore me and I die, you'll get in a lot of trouble.
Mrs. Krabappel: Read page six of the School Charter.
Bart: No teacher shall be held accountable if Bart Simpson dies.
Mrs. Krabappel: We're also absolved if Milhouse gets eaten by the school snake.
[Cut to Milhouse, who has been eaten by the school snake.]
Milhouse: Hey, cool, there's a rabbit in here!

Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be okay?
Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy.
Lisa: But he was the only person that had the same love for music that I do.
[Suddenly, Maggie gives Lisa a pacifier.]
Lisa: Thank you. Oh, Dad, why did he have to die?
Homer: Well, it's like the time that your cat Snowball got run over.
Lisa: Uh huh.
Homer: Remember, honey?
Lisa: Yeah.
Homer: What I'm saying is, all we have to do is go down to the pound and get a new jazzman.
Lisa: [wailing] Oh, Dad! [weeps]
Season 6 Quotes
Bart of Darkness Lisa's Rival Another Simpsons Clip Show Itchy & Scratchy Land Sideshow Bob Roberts Treehouse of Horror V Bart's Girlfriend Lisa on Ice Homer Badman Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy Fear of Flying Homer the Great And Maggie Makes Three Bart's Comet Homie the Clown Bart vs. Australia Homer vs. Patty and Selma A Star Is Burns Lisa's Wedding Two Dozen and One Greyhounds The PTA Disbands 'Round Springfield The Springfield Connection Lemon of Troy Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)