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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I haven't been in a play since high school, and I thought it would be a good chance to meet some other adults. | |
| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Sounds interesting. | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} You know, I spend all day alone with Maggie, and sometimes it's like I don't even exist. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Sounds interesting. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Llewellyn Sinclair]]}} Hello! I am Llewellyn Sinclair. I've directed three plays in my career and I've had three heart attacks. That's how much I care, I'm planning for a fourth. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Ms. Sinclair]]}} Mrs. Simpson, do you know what a baby is saying when she reaches for her bottle? | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}}....Ba-ba? | ||
| + | {{qf|Ms. Sinclair}} She's saying "I am a leech". | ||
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| + | {{qf|Marge}} Maybe I should've a nice calligraphy class. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Oh, forget about it. That Mr. Takahashi's a lunatic! | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Wow! My mother the actress. I feel like Lucie Arnaz-Luckinbill. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Are there any Jive-Talking Robots in this play? | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Um, I don't think so. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Bart, don't ask stupid questions...Is there any frontal nudity? | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} No, Homer! | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Lionel Hutz]]}} Lionel Hutz, Attorney at Law. I'm filing a class-action suit against the director on behalf of everyone who was cut from the play. I also play Mitch! | ||
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| + | {{qf|Ms. Sinclair}} Mrs. Simpson, I don't like to toot my own horn, but we're the only day-care in town that is not currently under investigation by the state. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Llewellyn Sinclair}} ''[to Homer on the phone]'' Stop bothering my Blanche! | ||
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| + | {{qf|Marge}} I just don't see why Blanche should shove a broken bottle in Stanley's face. Couldn't she just take his abuse with gentle good humor? | ||
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| + | {{qf|Marge}} ''[in a southern accent]'' The play's tomorrow night. I've got to stay in charactah. | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} ''[in a southern accent]'' Hey Mom, would it help if I talked lack this tew? | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} ''[in a southern accent]'' It maght. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[in a cockney accent]'' En I'll talk like 'is. Bob's ya uncle mate. | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} ''[in a southern accent]'' That really doesn't help, Baaht. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[in a cockney accent]'' Can I slog off school tomorra. Gotta pain in me gulliva! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} I'm livin' in a cuckoo clock! | ||
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| + | {{qf|Homer}} What about dessert? | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} For God's sakes, you can pull the lid off your own can of pudding! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Fine! I will! | ||
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| + | {{qf|Marge}} I'm sure you won't enjoy it. There's nothing about bowling in the play. Oh wait, there is. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Probably not much of it. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Homer}} I can't fake an interest in this, and I'm an expert at faking an interest in your kooky projects. | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} What kooky projects? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} You know, the painting class, the first aid course, the whole Lamaze thing. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Homer}} It really got to me how that lady, uh... You know which one I mean. You played her. | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Blanche! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Yeah. | ||
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- Marge: I haven't been in a play since high school, and I thought it would be a good chance to meet some other adults.
- Homer: Sounds interesting.
- Marge: You know, I spend all day alone with Maggie, and sometimes it's like I don't even exist.
- Homer: Sounds interesting.
- Llewellyn Sinclair: Hello! I am Llewellyn Sinclair. I've directed three plays in my career and I've had three heart attacks. That's how much I care, I'm planning for a fourth.
- Ms. Sinclair: Mrs. Simpson, do you know what a baby is saying when she reaches for her bottle?
- Marge:....Ba-ba?
- Ms. Sinclair: She's saying "I am a leech".
- Marge: Maybe I should've a nice calligraphy class.
- Chief Wiggum: Oh, forget about it. That Mr. Takahashi's a lunatic!
- Lisa: Wow! My mother the actress. I feel like Lucie Arnaz-Luckinbill.
- Bart: Are there any Jive-Talking Robots in this play?
- Marge: Um, I don't think so.
- Homer: Bart, don't ask stupid questions...Is there any frontal nudity?
- Marge: No, Homer!
- Lionel Hutz: Lionel Hutz, Attorney at Law. I'm filing a class-action suit against the director on behalf of everyone who was cut from the play. I also play Mitch!
- Ms. Sinclair: Mrs. Simpson, I don't like to toot my own horn, but we're the only day-care in town that is not currently under investigation by the state.
- Llewellyn Sinclair: [to Homer on the phone] Stop bothering my Blanche!
- Marge: I just don't see why Blanche should shove a broken bottle in Stanley's face. Couldn't she just take his abuse with gentle good humor?
- Marge: [in a southern accent] The play's tomorrow night. I've got to stay in charactah.
- Lisa: [in a southern accent] Hey Mom, would it help if I talked lack this tew?
- Marge: [in a southern accent] It maght.
- Bart: [in a cockney accent] En I'll talk like 'is. Bob's ya uncle mate.
- Marge: [in a southern accent] That really doesn't help, Baaht.
- Bart: [in a cockney accent] Can I slog off school tomorra. Gotta pain in me gulliva!
- Homer: I'm livin' in a cuckoo clock!
- Homer: What about dessert?
- Marge: For God's sakes, you can pull the lid off your own can of pudding!
- Homer: Fine! I will!
- Marge: I'm sure you won't enjoy it. There's nothing about bowling in the play. Oh wait, there is.
- Homer: Probably not much of it.
- Homer: I can't fake an interest in this, and I'm an expert at faking an interest in your kooky projects.
- Marge: What kooky projects?
- Homer: You know, the painting class, the first aid course, the whole Lamaze thing.
- Homer: It really got to me how that lady, uh... You know which one I mean. You played her.
- Marge: Blanche!
- Homer: Yeah.
