Difference between revisions of "King Leer/Quotes"
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{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} "Ivan Talickya"? | {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} "Ivan Talickya"? | ||
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Ooh, ooh, I got one! John... Rootbeer! ''(Lenny and Carl shake their heads in disapproval)'' | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Ooh, ooh, I got one! John... Rootbeer! ''(Lenny and Carl shake their heads in disapproval)'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Moe}} Eh, it wasn't no prankster. It was someone I know all too well. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, who? | ||
| + | {{qf|Moe}} Shut your stinking' face-hole! That's who it was, OK/!? Bar's closed! Everybody get out. GET OUT!!! ''(Moe smashes three beer glasses and strikes the counter with a fire axe as Homer, Lenny, Carl and [[Barney]] run out the door)'' | ||
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{{qf|Homer}} If the beer's in a frosted mug, you're not alcoholic, you're an aficionado. | {{qf|Homer}} If the beer's in a frosted mug, you're not alcoholic, you're an aficionado. | ||
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- Moe: (phone rings) Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. What? You have the nerve to call me? Why don't you delete my number from your phone, then put the phone in a sock, and the BEAT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD TILL YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE MOTOR LODGE BUFFET EGGS!!
- Carl: (chuckles) Yeah, another prank call, huh? Who was it this time, uh, "Anita Manbone"?
- Lenny: "Ivan Talickya"?
- Homer: Ooh, ooh, I got one! John... Rootbeer! (Lenny and Carl shake their heads in disapproval)
- Moe: Eh, it wasn't no prankster. It was someone I know all too well.
- Homer: Oh, who?
- Moe: Shut your stinking' face-hole! That's who it was, OK/!? Bar's closed! Everybody get out. GET OUT!!! (Moe smashes three beer glasses and strikes the counter with a fire axe as Homer, Lenny, Carl and Barney run out the door)
- Homer: If the beer's in a frosted mug, you're not alcoholic, you're an aficionado.
- Marge: Homer, what's your favorite movie?
- Homer: Fast and Furious 6.
- Marge: And what's the theme of that movie?
- Homer: Cars.
- Marge: What was the OTHER theme?
- Homer: [gasps] Family.
- Moe: Made in the finest Filipino sweatshops by the cutest kids you ever saw!
