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| − | :''[The mail carrier rings]'' | + | :''[The mail carrier rings.]'' |
| − | {{qf|Homer}} I'll get it! ''[laughs]'' | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I'll get it! ''[laughs]'' |
{{qf|Mail carrier}} Package for Mr. Simpson. | {{qf|Mail carrier}} Package for Mr. Simpson. | ||
{{qf|Homer}} ''[closes the door]'' Hmmm. Woohoo! My Springs! They finally came! | {{qf|Homer}} ''[closes the door]'' Hmmm. Woohoo! My Springs! They finally came! | ||
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, they just cut you off for Bart Simpson's comedy. | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, they just cut you off for Bart Simpson's comedy. | ||
{{qf|Homer}} Not now, Marge. | {{qf|Homer}} Not now, Marge. | ||
| − | {{qf|Marge}} But we lost the Olympics to Shelbyville. | + | {{qf|Marge}} But we lost the Olympics to [[Shelbyville]]. |
{{qf|Homer}} But I'll have fun selling these springs. | {{qf|Homer}} But I'll have fun selling these springs. | ||
{{qf|Marge}} To who? | {{qf|Marge}} To who? | ||
{{qf|Homer}} Idiots. Ooh, these are fun! | {{qf|Homer}} Idiots. Ooh, these are fun! | ||
---- | ---- | ||
| − | :''[At [[Moe's]]]'' | + | :''[At [[Moe's]].]'' |
{{qf|Homer}} Hey, Lenny, want some nuts? ''[shows a can]'' | {{qf|Homer}} Hey, Lenny, want some nuts? ''[shows a can]'' | ||
| − | {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Hey, thanks. ''[ | + | {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Hey, thanks. |
| + | :''[Lenny opens the can. Springs spring out and one stucks in hiss eye.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Ow, my eye! ''[Homer laughs]'' | ||
{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Homer, get out of here. | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} Homer, get out of here. | ||
{{qf|Homer}} Boy, Moe, you sure look angry. Want some nuts? | {{qf|Homer}} Boy, Moe, you sure look angry. Want some nuts? | ||
| − | {{qf|Moe}} Thank you, I love nuts. ''[ | + | {{qf|Moe}} Thank you, I love nuts. ''[opens the can and a spring stucks in his eye]'' Ow! God, my eye! |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | :''[At the Simpsons house]'' | + | :''[At the [[742 Evergreen Terrace|Simpsons house]].]'' |
{{qf|Homer}} Welcome to the kitchen of tomorrow, today! Marge, how much would you pay for a self flipping hamburger pan? | {{qf|Homer}} Welcome to the kitchen of tomorrow, today! Marge, how much would you pay for a self flipping hamburger pan? | ||
{{qf|Marge}} Nothing. | {{qf|Marge}} Nothing. | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} Don't ask yet! Watch how easy it is to flip hamburgers with the help of God's latest creation, the springs. ''[The casserole has springs under it. The burgers jump on the air and the oil burns Homer. | + | {{qf|Homer}} Don't ask yet! Watch how easy it is to flip hamburgers with the help of [[God]]'s latest creation, the springs. |
| + | :''[The casserole has springs under it. The burgers jump on the air and the oil burns Homer.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[screams]'' Some second-degree burns but some first class burgers! | ||
{{qf|Marge}} Homer, get rid of these springs! | {{qf|Marge}} Homer, get rid of these springs! | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} But you haven't seen the baby of tomorrow! ''[Maggie is full of springs]'' Now, if I drop her, no more tears! ''[ | + | {{qf|Homer}} But you haven't seen the baby of tomorrow! ''[Maggie is full of springs]'' Now, if I drop her, no more tears! ''[he uses her as a basketball ball]'' |
| − | {{qf|Marge | + | {{qf|Marge}} Give me my baby! |
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Give it up, Marge, I'm coming through the hole! | ||
{{qf|Marge}} Homer, I'm not sure that's a good idea. I want these springs out of our house ''today''! | {{qf|Marge}} Homer, I'm not sure that's a good idea. I want these springs out of our house ''today''! | ||
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| − | :''[Inside the bathroom, Homer flushes the springs down the toilet]'' | + | :''[Inside the bathroom, Homer flushes the springs down the toilet.]'' |
| − | {{qf|Homer}} ''[ | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[singing]'' You flush one down, it swirls around. Nine hundred and ninety nine springs to flush down! |
| − | {{qf|Marge}} ''[ | + | {{qf|Marge}} ''[knocks the door]'' You're not flushing those springs down our toilet, are you? |
{{qf|Homer}} Of course not! Nine hundred and ninety six springs to flush down, nine hundred and ninety six springs! | {{qf|Homer}} Of course not! Nine hundred and ninety six springs to flush down, nine hundred and ninety six springs! | ||
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| − | :''[The boat, with all of the old people, Bart and Lisa, is sinking. When it does, it goes up again]'' | + | :''[The boat, with all of the old people, Bart and Lisa, is sinking. When it does, it goes up again.]'' |
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} What the heck's going on? | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} What the heck's going on? | ||
| − | :''[The springs Homer flushes down the toilet come from a pipe and make the boat to spring back up]'' | + | :''[The springs Homer flushes down the toilet come from a pipe and make the boat to spring back up.]'' |
{{qf|Homer}} ''[heard singing]'' A hundred and thirty five springs to flush down, a hundred and thirty five springs! | {{qf|Homer}} ''[heard singing]'' A hundred and thirty five springs to flush down, a hundred and thirty five springs! | ||
| − | :''[On Mr. Burn's yacht]'' | + | :''[On Mr. Burn's yacht.]'' |
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Now, Smithers, you say you painted all your navy buddies this way? | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Now, Smithers, you say you painted all your navy buddies this way? | ||
| − | :'''Smithers: ''' | + | :'''[[Smithers]]:''' ''[looks up from drawing]'' Until I was discharged sir. |
{{Season 10|Q}} | {{Season 10|Q}} | ||
{{DEFAULTSORT:Old Man and the "C" Student/Quotes}} | {{DEFAULTSORT:Old Man and the "C" Student/Quotes}} | ||
Revision as of 03:13, January 26, 2019
- [The mail carrier rings.]
- Homer: I'll get it! [laughs]
- Mail carrier: Package for Mr. Simpson.
- Homer: [closes the door] Hmmm. Woohoo! My Springs! They finally came!
- Marge: Homer, they just cut you off for Bart Simpson's comedy.
- Homer: Not now, Marge.
- Marge: But we lost the Olympics to Shelbyville.
- Homer: But I'll have fun selling these springs.
- Marge: To who?
- Homer: Idiots. Ooh, these are fun!
- [At Moe's.]
- Homer: Hey, Lenny, want some nuts? [shows a can]
- Lenny: Hey, thanks.
- [Lenny opens the can. Springs spring out and one stucks in hiss eye.]
- Lenny: Ow, my eye! [Homer laughs]
- Moe: Homer, get out of here.
- Homer: Boy, Moe, you sure look angry. Want some nuts?
- Moe: Thank you, I love nuts. [opens the can and a spring stucks in his eye] Ow! God, my eye!
- [At the Simpsons house.]
- Homer: Welcome to the kitchen of tomorrow, today! Marge, how much would you pay for a self flipping hamburger pan?
- Marge: Nothing.
- Homer: Don't ask yet! Watch how easy it is to flip hamburgers with the help of God's latest creation, the springs.
- [The casserole has springs under it. The burgers jump on the air and the oil burns Homer.]
- Homer: [screams] Some second-degree burns but some first class burgers!
- Marge: Homer, get rid of these springs!
- Homer: But you haven't seen the baby of tomorrow! [Maggie is full of springs] Now, if I drop her, no more tears! [he uses her as a basketball ball]
- Marge: Give me my baby!
- Homer: Give it up, Marge, I'm coming through the hole!
- Marge: Homer, I'm not sure that's a good idea. I want these springs out of our house today!
- [Inside the bathroom, Homer flushes the springs down the toilet.]
- Homer: [singing] You flush one down, it swirls around. Nine hundred and ninety nine springs to flush down!
- Marge: [knocks the door] You're not flushing those springs down our toilet, are you?
- Homer: Of course not! Nine hundred and ninety six springs to flush down, nine hundred and ninety six springs!
- [The boat, with all of the old people, Bart and Lisa, is sinking. When it does, it goes up again.]
- Bart: What the heck's going on?
- [The springs Homer flushes down the toilet come from a pipe and make the boat to spring back up.]
- Homer: [heard singing] A hundred and thirty five springs to flush down, a hundred and thirty five springs!
- [On Mr. Burn's yacht.]
- Mr. Burns: Now, Smithers, you say you painted all your navy buddies this way?
- Smithers: [looks up from drawing] Until I was discharged sir.
