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| − | {{qf|Lisa}} You exploited peoples deepest beliefs just to sell your cheesy wares! Well we are outraged! | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} You exploited peoples deepest beliefs just to sell your cheesy wares! Well we are outraged! ''[to Chief Wiggum]'' Aren't we? |
| − | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Oh, uh yeah, I guess so, but look at all the stores! A Pottery Barn! | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Oh, uh yeah, I guess so, but look at all the stores! A Pottery Barn! |
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{{qf|Lisa}} Because it doesn't make any sense at all! If you believe in angels why not unicorns or elves, or leprechauns? | {{qf|Lisa}} Because it doesn't make any sense at all! If you believe in angels why not unicorns or elves, or leprechauns? | ||
| − | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} Oh that's ridiculous Lisa, everyone knows leprechauns are extinct! | + | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Oh that's ridiculous Lisa, everyone knows leprechauns are extinct! |
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| − | {{qf|Moe}} Science? What’s science ever done for us? | + | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} Science? What’s science ever done for us? |
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{{qf|Lisa}} I can't stand those morons! | {{qf|Lisa}} I can't stand those morons! | ||
| − | {{qf|Marge}} Maybe so, but I'd appreciate it if you didn't call them morons. | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Maybe so, but I'd appreciate it if you didn't call them morons. |
{{qf|Lisa}} But they are morons! What kind of grown person could believe in angels? | {{qf|Lisa}} But they are morons! What kind of grown person could believe in angels? | ||
{{qf|Marge}} Well, your mother for one. | {{qf|Marge}} Well, your mother for one. | ||
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{{qf|Lisa}} Don't feel sorry for me mom, I feel sorry for you. | {{qf|Lisa}} Don't feel sorry for me mom, I feel sorry for you. | ||
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| − | {{qf|Carl}} I say it's the angel of peace, you idiot! | + | {{qf|[[Carl]]}} I say it's the angel of peace, you idiot! |
| − | {{qf|Lenny}} I say it's the angel of mercy, you jerk! | + | {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} I say it's the angel of mercy, you jerk! |
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- Lisa: You exploited peoples deepest beliefs just to sell your cheesy wares! Well we are outraged! [to Chief Wiggum] Aren't we?
- Chief Wiggum: Oh, uh yeah, I guess so, but look at all the stores! A Pottery Barn!
- Lisa: Because it doesn't make any sense at all! If you believe in angels why not unicorns or elves, or leprechauns?
- Kent Brockman: Oh that's ridiculous Lisa, everyone knows leprechauns are extinct!
- Moe: Science? What’s science ever done for us?
- Lisa: I can't stand those morons!
- Marge: Maybe so, but I'd appreciate it if you didn't call them morons.
- Lisa: But they are morons! What kind of grown person could believe in angels?
- Marge: Well, your mother for one.
- Lisa: You? But you're an intelligent person, Mom.
- Marge: There has to be more to life than just what we see, Lisa. If you can't take a leap of faith every once in a while, well, then I feel sorry for you.
- Lisa: Don't feel sorry for me mom, I feel sorry for you.
