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Difference between revisions of "She Used to Be My Girl/Quotes"

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:'''Homer''': Oh... carry on.
 
:'''Homer''': Oh... carry on.
 
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:'''[[Chloe Talbot]]''': Lisa, what are you doing in there?
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:'''[[Marge]]''': SHE'S TAKING MY DAUGHTER TO BE A CAMERA-GIRL FACING AN ERUPTING VOLCANO ?
:''Lisa comes out of a car''
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:'''[[Mrs. Hoover]]''': Yep, and that's just for a bad reason....
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Praying to [[Buddha]], [[Jesus]], [[SpongeBob]]. There's no time to be picky.
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:'''Mrs. Hoover and Marge''': ...I JUST DON'T WANT TO MAKE MY PILGRIM OUT OF FELT !
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:'''Marge''': IM IN RALEBOL ! SHE IS OFF THE CHRISTMAS CARD LIST !!!!
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:'''[[Marge]]''': Well, looking at you kids, I know I made the right choice in life.
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': I'm sure you did. But still, don't you ever wonder what might've happened if things had gone differently?
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Do you might be praying to [[Buddha]], [[Jesus]], or [[SpongeBob]] sometime ?
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:'''Marge''': Well....
 
[Camera cuts to Heaven]  
 
[Camera cuts to Heaven]  
:'''[[Buddha]]''': Perhaps we should help.
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:'''[[Buddha]]''': Perhaps we should get her a new job.
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:'''[[Jesus]]''': Good idea.
 
:'''[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]''': Screw her! (laughs evilly)
 
:'''[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]''': Screw her! (laughs evilly)
 
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[Camera cuts to Earth]
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:'''Marge''': NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
{{Season 16|Q}}
 
{{Season 16|Q}}

Revision as of 00:20, April 3, 2017



Marge and Chloe are fighting
Homer: Ladies, there's no need to fight over me.
Marge: No one's fighting over you, Homer!
Homer: Oh... carry on.

Marge: SHE'S TAKING MY DAUGHTER TO BE A CAMERA-GIRL FACING AN ERUPTING VOLCANO ?
Mrs. Hoover: Yep, and that's just for a bad reason....
Mrs. Hoover and Marge: ...I JUST DON'T WANT TO MAKE MY PILGRIM OUT OF FELT !
Marge: IM IN RALEBOL ! SHE IS OFF THE CHRISTMAS CARD LIST !!!!

Marge: Well, looking at you kids, I know I made the right choice in life.
Lisa: I'm sure you did. But still, don't you ever wonder what might've happened if things had gone differently?
Bart: Do you might be praying to Buddha, Jesus, or SpongeBob sometime ?
Marge: Well....

[Camera cuts to Heaven]

Buddha: Perhaps we should get her a new job.
Jesus: Good idea.
SpongeBob: Screw her! (laughs evilly)

[Camera cuts to Earth]

Marge: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Season 16 Quotes
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