Difference between revisions of "I Married Marge/Quotes"
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:'''Homer''': 1980 happened before you kids were born, and there was a lot going on. The hits of Supertramp, the dark horse presidential candidacy of John Anderson; it was an exciting time to be young. | :'''Homer''': 1980 happened before you kids were born, and there was a lot going on. The hits of Supertramp, the dark horse presidential candidacy of John Anderson; it was an exciting time to be young. | ||
:''Flashback to 1980. "The Logical Song" by Supertramp plays in the background. Homer is shown working at one of his old jobs on Sir Putt-a-Lot's Minature Golf Course. Homer's boss opens up a door to the minature windmill.'' | :''Flashback to 1980. "The Logical Song" by Supertramp plays in the background. Homer is shown working at one of his old jobs on Sir Putt-a-Lot's Minature Golf Course. Homer's boss opens up a door to the minature windmill.'' | ||
| − | :'''Homer's Boss''': Whoa Homer! Not so fast! | + | :'''Homer's Boss''': Whoa Homer! Not so fast! The customers are complaining. |
:'''Homer''': Sorry, sir. How about this? | :'''Homer''': Sorry, sir. How about this? | ||
:''Homer slows down his turning the windmill blades.'' | :''Homer slows down his turning the windmill blades.'' | ||
:'''Homer's Boss''': Now you are getting it! Good work! Keep it up Homer, and you may one day be the man who hands the customers their putters at the first hole. | :'''Homer's Boss''': Now you are getting it! Good work! Keep it up Homer, and you may one day be the man who hands the customers their putters at the first hole. | ||
:'''Homer''': Nice. | :'''Homer''': Nice. | ||
| − | :''Cut to present. Homer sees a distracted Bart.'' | + | :''Cut to present. Homer sees a distracted Bart and Lisa playing outdoors. Homer opens window and bellows out'' |
| − | :'''Homer''': | + | :'''Homer''': Hey, you two! I am trying to tell the story of how you were born! |
| − | :'''Bart''': | + | :'''Bart''': I thought that was the story. You got had a problem turning blades but you overcame it and got promoted, the end. What a great story! |
| + | :'''Lisa''': I am sorry Dad, but television has caused a short attention span. | ||
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| − | :''Homer is on a date with Marge. They have just seen "[[wikipedia:The Empire Strikes Back|Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]]". The exit the first show as the infamous "[[wikipedia:Imperial March|Imperial March]]" is playing in the background. Customers are in line for the second show of the evening.'' | + | :''Homer is on a date with Marge at the [[Aztec Theatre]]. They have just seen "[[wikipedia:The Empire Strikes Back|Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]]". The exit the first show as the infamous "[[wikipedia:Imperial March|Imperial March]]" is playing in the background. Customers are in line for the second show of the evening.'' |
:'''Homer''': Wow! What an ending! Who would have thought Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father? | :'''Homer''': Wow! What an ending! Who would have thought Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father? | ||
| − | :'''Moviegoers''': Oh, thank you! Thank you, Mr. | + | :'''Moviegoers''': Oh, thank you! Hey! Thank you, Mr. Blow-the-Picture-for-Me! |
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:''After seeing "The Empire Strikes Back" Homer takes Marge to his workplace, where they sneak inside the minature castle and watch golf balls travel down ramps.'' | :''After seeing "The Empire Strikes Back" Homer takes Marge to his workplace, where they sneak inside the minature castle and watch golf balls travel down ramps.'' | ||
:'''Homer''': Someday I will buy you a real castle. | :'''Homer''': Someday I will buy you a real castle. | ||
:'''Marge''': Oh Homer, you do not have to do that! | :'''Marge''': Oh Homer, you do not have to do that! | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': Oh! Whew, that is a relief! You know Marge, looking at you I see the beauty of Princess | + | :'''Homer''': Oh! Whew, that is a relief! You know Marge, looking at you I see the beauty of Princess Leia and the wisdom of Yoda. |
:'''Marge''': Homer, maybe it is the Champale talking, but I think you are pretty sexy yourself. | :'''Marge''': Homer, maybe it is the Champale talking, but I think you are pretty sexy yourself. | ||
| − | :'' | + | :'''Homer''': It is the Champale talking! |
| + | :''Homer and Marge start making out. Scene shifts outdoors'' | ||
| + | :'''Marge'''{offscreen}: What if we get caught? | ||
| + | :'''Homer'''{offscreen}: Don't be. This castle is impregnable. | ||
| + | :''On the minature golf course, a customer hits a golf ball into a hard-to-hit hole that says "FREE GAME", causing bells to ring and the castle to light up colorfully'' | ||
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:''Homer is making application to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. He is near a reception with two other applicants. A younger Smithers does the interviews.'' | :''Homer is making application to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. He is near a reception with two other applicants. A younger Smithers does the interviews.'' | ||
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- Homer: 1980 happened before you kids were born, and there was a lot going on. The hits of Supertramp, the dark horse presidential candidacy of John Anderson; it was an exciting time to be young.
- Flashback to 1980. "The Logical Song" by Supertramp plays in the background. Homer is shown working at one of his old jobs on Sir Putt-a-Lot's Minature Golf Course. Homer's boss opens up a door to the minature windmill.
- Homer's Boss: Whoa Homer! Not so fast! The customers are complaining.
- Homer: Sorry, sir. How about this?
- Homer slows down his turning the windmill blades.
- Homer's Boss: Now you are getting it! Good work! Keep it up Homer, and you may one day be the man who hands the customers their putters at the first hole.
- Homer: Nice.
- Cut to present. Homer sees a distracted Bart and Lisa playing outdoors. Homer opens window and bellows out
- Homer: Hey, you two! I am trying to tell the story of how you were born!
- Bart: I thought that was the story. You got had a problem turning blades but you overcame it and got promoted, the end. What a great story!
- Lisa: I am sorry Dad, but television has caused a short attention span.
- Homer is on a date with Marge at the Aztec Theatre. They have just seen "Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back". The exit the first show as the infamous "Imperial March" is playing in the background. Customers are in line for the second show of the evening.
- Homer: Wow! What an ending! Who would have thought Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father?
- Moviegoers: Oh, thank you! Hey! Thank you, Mr. Blow-the-Picture-for-Me!
- After seeing "The Empire Strikes Back" Homer takes Marge to his workplace, where they sneak inside the minature castle and watch golf balls travel down ramps.
- Homer: Someday I will buy you a real castle.
- Marge: Oh Homer, you do not have to do that!
- Homer: Oh! Whew, that is a relief! You know Marge, looking at you I see the beauty of Princess Leia and the wisdom of Yoda.
- Marge: Homer, maybe it is the Champale talking, but I think you are pretty sexy yourself.
- Homer: It is the Champale talking!
- Homer and Marge start making out. Scene shifts outdoors
- Marge{offscreen}: What if we get caught?
- Homer{offscreen}: Don't be. This castle is impregnable.
- On the minature golf course, a customer hits a golf ball into a hard-to-hit hole that says "FREE GAME", causing bells to ring and the castle to light up colorfully
- Homer is making application to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. He is near a reception with two other applicants. A younger Smithers does the interviews.
- Smithers: We have two openings, which means one of you will be rejected from this job...but it ain't gonna be my old frat buddy Lou Johnston!
- Smithers greets Man #1 and they do a secret handshake.
- Man #1: Ah Waylon! Still the same guy from Alpha Beta!
- Man #2: Hey! I am a member of the University of Alabama chapter!
- 'Smithers and two men enter into room. Homer tries mimicking their fraternity song, but he knows the odds are stacked against him.
