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− | {{TB|The sight of chubby American boy, flabby little legs and soft buttery arms fill Lugash with UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE! Good thing anger management make Lugash more understanding. Lugash use pain management technique, focus on positive reinforcement, avoid more prison time. Instead of pain, Lugash promise you nice home made meal…}} | + | {{TB|The sight of chubby American boy, flabby little legs and soft buttery arms fill Lugash with UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE!}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | + | {{TBT|Lugash}} |
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| + | {{TB|Instead of pain, Lugash promise you nice home made meal…}} |
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| {{TB|Yes, hello, sorry to intrude, but did someone say “meal?” Because I’m a big fan.}} | | {{TB|Yes, hello, sorry to intrude, but did someone say “meal?” Because I’m a big fan.}} |
| {{TBT|Lugash}} | | {{TBT|Lugash}} |
− | {{TB|Get out. See Milhouse, that is what you will become if you not get in shape.}} | + | {{TB|Get out. See, Milhouse, that is what you will become if you not get in shape.}} |
| {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} |
| {{TB|I’m big-boned.}} | | {{TB|I’m big-boned.}} |
| {{TBT|Lugash}} | | {{TBT|Lugash}} |
− | {{TB|You are FAT-boned, and fat everything-elsed. Anger returning, not so managed now. Go away. Enough chit-chat boy slug! Time for your first 10-kilometer sprint!}} | + | {{TB|You are FAT-boned, and fat everything-elsed. Anger returning, not so managed now. Go away.}} |
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| + | {{TB|Enough chit-chat, boy slug! Time for your first 10-kilometer sprint!}} |
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| {{TB|Kilometer? What’s that? Do you mean mile?}} | | {{TB|Kilometer? What’s that? Do you mean mile?}} |
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Revision as of 11:04, May 18, 2014
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The forty-eighth content update, known as the "The Yellow Badge of Cowardge" episode tie-in content update, for The Simpsons: Tapped Out was released in May 16, 2014. It including a tie-in for the episode "The Yellow Badge of Cowardge". It also has a added a new friends point leve, Cool Lisa and a decoraton, "Macaroni's Shed".
Characters
Prizes
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Level required
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Cool Lisa
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5,000
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Friendship Level 8
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Decorations
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Character(s) unlocked when built
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Level required
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Macaroni's Shed
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30
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Gameplay
Milhouse FTW! Pt. 1
After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
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*Sigh*
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Hey, it's what's-his-name... Glasses McBluehair?
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No, Mr. Simpson. My name is--
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Wait, don't tell me! I totally know you -- you're Lisa's boyfriend, or girlfriend, or something. Uhhh... Martin?
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No, close though.
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Okay, think, Homer. Not Nelson, because he's cool. God, I wish I was Nelson. Okay gotta focus... close to Martin... Comic Book Guy?
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That's not a good guess at all.
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Principal Skinner? Duffman? Lard Lad? The Kiwk-E-Mart?
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My last name is Van Houten.
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...
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Are you sure I know you?
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*Sigh*
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Hey Homer! Whatcha doin'?
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Just messing with Milhouse to cheer him up. He seemed kind of down.
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Sorry to hear that. What's up, kid? Did future Lisa future divorce future you again?
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No, field day is coming up at school and I've already got a closet full of last-place trophies in one of those. I don't know what to do.
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You could rent a storage unit!
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Yeah, I bet you could fit a crapload of last-plcace trophies in one of those.
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It's fun solving people's problems!
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I think Milhouse actually wants to NOT lose.
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Oh, like win? That's super-hard.
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I'd seriously give the storage unit some thought.
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Come on, guys - let's help him win!
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Do you guys actually now anything about fitness?
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I know "feel the burn" is a thng. And there's something called cardio, which is either good or bad. Also electroyltes, maybe?
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Listen to Professor Jack Lalanne over here!
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Maybe I should just look up fintess on the internet.
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The inter-what-now?
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The internet. It's where I learned about the cevil war, dinosaurus, my parent's divorce, my parents getting back togheter...
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...the tidal wave approaching Springfield, the assassination of Trotsky---
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They assassinated Trotsky?!
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There were dinosaurus?!
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I'm gonna go do an internet seach for "rock-hard male bodies."
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Just make sure safe search is one with that one.
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The player receives "Milhouse FTW! Pt. 1" which is to "Make Milhouse Research Fitness on the Internet". It takes 6 hours.
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Milhouse FTW! Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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I think we were really close to helping Morton.
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Totally! You should have kept saying science words.
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I kind of ran out.
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Hello, did I hear my name?
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Yeah, like a million lines ago. It’s nothing, it was a joke.
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Hey, here’s Milhouse now. How did the web surfing go?
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Pretty good. The internet is a weird place, but it sure has products to buy. Can I borrow your credit card, Mr. Simpson?
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I don’t see why not. Knock yourself out.
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This card says “Todd Flanders.”
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Well I’m not gonna give you my “Ned Flanders” card! You’re just not ready for that flexible spending limit.
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The player receives "Milhouse FTW! Pt. 2" which is to "Make Milhouse Order Unnecessary Fitness Gadgets". It takes 4 hours.
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Alright! My stuff is here already. Physical fitness, here I come!
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You’ll find the Fit™ Milhouse outfit in your inventory!
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Milhouse FTW! Pt. 3
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Fit Milhouse
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This outfit is great! It’s like I got a little fitter just putting it on!
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Fit Milhouse
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Now for those important part of getting in shape… choosing a sports drink.
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YARR! How about a salty treat from the deep to quench that thirst? Allow me to introduce…
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Captain McCallister’s very own Obesotade!
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Fit Milhouse
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Who’s Captain McAllister
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That’s me. Sea Captain, Captain McAllister. Same thing. Same guy.
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Fit Milhouse
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I’ve never heard anyone call you Captain McAllister.
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YAR. You’re not making this into something it’s not. My last name is McAllister — Captain McAllister, who is a sea captain.
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I sell a product. It’s effective. You should buy some.
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Fit Milhouse
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Okay, tell me more, Mister McAllister.
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Not Mister, Captain. Mine is the only brine-based sports drink scientifically guaranteed to make you lose weight be peeing out more water than you take in.
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Fit Milhouse
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Even as a naïve ten-year old, I question that as a fitness strategy.
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And how many whales have you killed?
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Fit Milhouse
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Two.
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Shiver me timbers, that’s two more than me.
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Listen my lad, the only question you need to ask yourself is which color you’d prefer. Will it be goat-urine yellow or rigor-mortis blue?
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Fit Milhouse
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If you promise to go away afterwards, I’ll take a gallon of both. And here’s my credit card.
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Ah yes, Todd Flanders. I sold a barrel of grog to your father Ned just yesterday.
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He’s fatter and balder than I remember, but aren’t we all.
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The player receives "Milhouse FTW! Pt. 3" which is to "Make Fit™ Milhouse Guzzle Sports Drinks". It takes 12 hours.
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Milhouse FTW! Pt. 4
After tapping on Fit™ Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Fit Milhouse
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Now that I’ve bought a bunch of stuff on the internet, guzzled copious amount of sugary sea water…
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Fit Milhouse
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…and been to the hospital for acute kidney failure, I guess I’d better get exercising.
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The player receives "Milhouse FTW! Pt. 4" which is to "Make Fit™ Milhouse Work it!". It takes 24 hours.
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Fit Milhouse
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Feel the burn Milhouse! Feel the burn!!
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Milhouse is getting in shape. Just like tapping through all the dialogue in this update got your finger in shape.
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After the task is complete.
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Message
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Can Milhouse actually pull this ‘fitness’ thing off? Find out on this Sunday’s episode of The Simpsons, 8/7 on FOX!
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Lugash
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Lugash see chubby American boy making silly moves in outdated exercising clothes!
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Fit Milhouse
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Look who’s taking! You smoke, you drink a bottle of vodka a day…
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Fit Milhouse
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…you’ve never seen a vegetable, and your heart is mostly translated pig valves.
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Lugash
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How you know these things?
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Fit Milhouse
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They’re written on your brochure and you have them tattooed on your back.
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Lugash
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That was crazy night. Never drink and redo brochure.
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Lugash
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When you are ready to stop silly girl moves and become best, come to gym.
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Fit Milhouse
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*Gasp* You mean you’re offering to be my own personal trainer?
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Lugash
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Yes, but for a price. Lugash is premium!
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Is Milhouse tough enough to handle Lugash’s training regime? Complete Lugash’s “The Cranky Man Can” storyline to find out!
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Cool Intentions Pt. 1
After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark
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Cool Lisa
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Okay, I’ve got cool clothes, a slouchy walk and I’ve rehearsed a “cool kid” dialect.
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Cool Lisa
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I will scientifically determine if a self-described “nerd” can be perceived as “cool” simply by emulating a cool kid.
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The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 1" which is to "Make Cool Lisa Be Cool". It takes 60 minuts.
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Hey, how’s it going?
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Cool Lisa
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Uh, you know… like, whatever.
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Right on!
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Cool Lisa
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He responded with slang. I’m in!
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Cool Intentions Pt. 2
After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark
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Cool Lisa
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Amazing! Cool kids have actually come to my house to hang out. I’ll finally get to see what “hanging out” is…
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Cool Lisa
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Who knew all I had to do was act uninterested in everything to make kids interested in me!
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The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 2" which is to "Make Cool Lisa Hang with Cool Kids". It takes 8 hours.
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Cool Lisa
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Hey, Lisa. Whose room is this? It looks like some brainiac sax player who’s really into medieval stuff.
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Cool Lisa
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Oh, that’s my dorky brother Bartholomew’s room. Also, that stuff is from the Renaissance.
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Cool Lisa
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Whatever, doesn’t matter, I certainly don’t think of them as two distinct time periods.
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Cool Intentions Pt. 3
After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark
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Cool Lisa
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While no one is looking, I’ll catch up on some studying just so my grades don’t suffer.
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Cool Lisa
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Oh, who am I kidding, I miss it. C’mere, books!
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The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 3" which is to "Make Cool Lisa Sneak in Some Homework". It takes 12 hours.
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Cool Intentions Pt. 4
After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark
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Cool Kid
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…and then Lisa rigged the weather balloon so when it floated up it said “Skinner has a big butt”. She’s so cool!
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What?! That was my prank! Lisa cannot be cool. There is only room for one cool kid in this family.
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Lisa! I challenge you to a skateboarding contest. Let’s find out who the really cool kid is …really.
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Cool Kid
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Hah! Lisa’s going to, like, destroy you. She once jumped Springfield Gorge on her skateboard, right Lisa?
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Cool Lisa
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Something like that. But yeah, I, um, shred.
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The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 12 and Build Bart’s Treehouse", "Make Bart Skateboard", and "Make Cool Lisa Attempt to Skateboard". It takes 4 hours.
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Didn’t even break a sweat. When you’re cool, your body doesn’t have to regulate its temperature through perspiration.
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Cool Lisa
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*sigh* There goes my popularity. Well, it was fun while it lasted.
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Wait!! Before the race, I saw Bart drink a whole Squishee – Extreme Kiwi Flavor!
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Cool Kid
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Performance-enhancing beverages aren’t cool, man. Only lame-wads “juice”.
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Big deal!! Everyone does it…
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Cool Kid
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Sorry, Lame-O, you’re disqualified! Lisa wins!
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Cool Lisa
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Woo hoo! Is it cool to rub things in your opponent’s face?
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Cool Kid
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It’s super cool!
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Cool Lisa
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In your face, Bart!
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Cool Intentions Pt. 5
After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark
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Cool Lisa
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Hey Bart, how does it feel being a social outcast?
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Cool Kid
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Haha, good one Lisa!
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You got made fun of, by a girl!
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HA HA!
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In years to come, we’ll all remember Lisa’s epic dis!
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Cool Lisa
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Actually, I was just asking as part of my research. Wow this kids really eat up cruelty. But their praise is so addictive…
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The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 5" which is to "Make Cool Lisa Heckle Bart During Recess". It takes 12 hours.
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Cool Lisa
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…and that’s is why your farts smell like boogers!
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Cool Kid
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Another zinger. Kinda complicated, but a zinger nonetheless.
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Lisa, we’ve done a lot of mean thing to each other over the years… but this is a new low.
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Cool Kid
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Hah! I think he’s going to cry!
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Cool Lisa
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*groan* I don’t feel so cool right now.
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Cool Intentions Pt. 6
After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark
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Cool Lisa
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How could I do that to Bart, I, of all people, know how awful it feels to be excluded.
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Cool Lisa
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Oh my God, I have gone from cool girl to mean girl! How did that happen?
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Cool Lisa
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Er. Guys. You know what’s REALLY cool?
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Cool Kid
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A T-Rex with a jetpack?
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Cool Lisa
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Well, yes. But you know what’s even cooler? Being nice to lame kids like my brother.
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Cool Kid
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I get it. We act like we think they’re human too. Like we’re not better than them!
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Cool Lisa
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Exactly! Let’s all hang out at Krusty Burger. If we all split a small order of fries we can hang out all day.
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The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 6" which is to "Make Bart Hang Out at Krusty Burger" and "Make Cool Lisa Hang Out at Krusty Burger". It takes 24 hours.
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Hey, Lis, thanks for inviting me to hang out with you. It really meant a lot.
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Cool Lisa
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What? I can’t hear you because cool kids don’t get mushy in public.
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Whatever.
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Lugash-sthetics Pt. 1
After tapping on Lugash's exclamation mark
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Lugash
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If it isn’t boy slug! You finally decided you want look like Dragomir, ancient Slavonic God of fitness?
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I’d actually like to look like a STRAIGHT version of Dragomir.
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Lugash
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Haha, good joke. Never joke about Dragomir again. So, you will come to Lugash’s gym and train until you cry salty tears of joy?
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Bring it, chump. You heard me.
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The player receives "Make Lugash Bring Milhouse to Tears" which is to "Lugash-sthetics Pt. 1". It takes 8 hours.
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….48…..49…..50! *Huff*….*wheeze*…so….tired…..feel like…vomiting.
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Lugash
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WHAT?! You only walk up staircase leading to gymnasium! The fun is not beginning yet!
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Lugash-sthetics Pt. 2
After tapping on Lugash's exclamation mark
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Lugash
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The sight of chubby American boy, flabby little legs and soft buttery arms fill Lugash with UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE!
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Lugash
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Good thing anger management make Lugash more understanding.
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Lugash
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Lugash use pain management technique, focus on positive reinforcement, avoid more prison time.
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Lugash
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Instead of pain, Lugash promise you nice home made meal…
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Yes, hello, sorry to intrude, but did someone say “meal?” Because I’m a big fan.
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Lugash
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Get out. See, Milhouse, that is what you will become if you not get in shape.
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I’m big-boned.
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Lugash
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You are FAT-boned, and fat everything-elsed. Anger returning, not so managed now. Go away.
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Lugash
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Enough chit-chat, boy slug! Time for your first 10-kilometer sprint!
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Kilometer? What’s that? Do you mean mile?
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Lugash
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NO! LUGASH MEAN KILOMETER! Lugash civilized and only accept metric units of measurement! Now start running before Lugash prod you with fifty-centimeter electric cattle fork!
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The player receives "Make Milhouse Hide from Lugash in Fear" which is to "Lugash-sthetics Pt. 1". It takes 24 hours.
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Lugash-sthetics Pt. 3
After tapping on Lugash's exclamation mark
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Lugash
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Oh look! Here is chubby American boy! Why you hide from Lugash when Lugash only mean well?
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I’m sorry Lugash. I don’t know what came over me.
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Lugash
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Liar, you killing time because you no want exercise. Now get to running before old friend cattle prod say hello again!
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The player receives "Make Milhouse Put in Some Honest Effort (x4)" which is to "Lugash-sthetics Pt. 3". It takes 8 hours.
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Lugash
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You doing well! Lugash almost proud That closest Lugash ever get to actual proud. Okay, no rest, do again.
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Lugash-sthetics Pt. 4
After tapping on Lugash's exclamation mark
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Lugash’s exercise regime has me looking as ripped as Rip Van Winkle!
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Didn’t he just sleep for 20 years?
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Yes. And that’s why I’ll be turning out the lights when I’m taking ‘the new me’ selfies for posting on Springface.
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The player receives "Make Milhouse Post Selfies to Springface" which is to "Lugash-sthetics Pt. 4". It takes 1 hour.
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