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:''[In an attempt to bring [[Snowball I]] back from the dead, [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] inadvertently resurrect all the dead people in the cemetery. They burst into the house to tell [[Homer]].]'' | :''[In an attempt to bring [[Snowball I]] back from the dead, [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] inadvertently resurrect all the dead people in the cemetery. They burst into the house to tell [[Homer]].]'' | ||
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Clown Without Pity
- Store Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
- Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
- Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
- Homer: [relieved] That's good.
- Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
- Homer: [worried] That's bad.
- Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
- Homer: [relieved] That's good.
- Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate. [Homer stares] That's bad.
- Homer: [worried] Can I go now?
- Grampa: That doll is evil, I tell you! Evil! EVIL!
- Marge: Grampa, you said that about all the presents.
- Grampa: I jsut want attention.
Dial "Z" for Zombies
- [In an attempt to bring Snowball I back from the dead, Bart and Lisa inadvertently resurrect all the dead people in the cemetery. They burst into the house to tell Homer.]
- Lisa: "Dad, we did something very bad!"
- Homer: "Did you wreck the car?"
- Bart: "No!"
- Homer: "Did you raise the dead?"
- Lisa: "Yes!"
- Homer: "But the car's okay?"
- Bart and Lisa: "Uh-huh."
- Homer: [relieved] "All right, then."
- [The Simpsons head to the library to stop the mob of zombies. As they leave the house, they encounter a "zombified" Ned Flanders.]
- Ned: "Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear!?"
- [Homer shoots him dead with his shotgun. Marge and Lisa gasp.]
- Bart: [shocked] "Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!"
- Homer: "He was a zombie?"
King Homer
- Mr. Burns: All right, you big ape, get a snootful of this gas bomb! [He feebly throws the bomb a foot and gets a snootful himself. He starts singing] I was strolling through the Gas one day...
