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Hallowed Be Thy Shame is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

Between December 18, 2020 and January 13, 2021 This Movementarian malarky is starting to look like a movement. We need to find a way to stop it and get our sheep back into their proper fold. Maybe we should consult an expert on cults? Good idea! Task: "Collect Halos" (x150). Task: "Make Ned Consult Lovejoy". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Marge Put Out the Nativity for Inspiration". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Every religion has its own path to truth, Ned. Who is to say one is better than the others? We are! Whatever happened to the Inquisition? That was the Catholic Church, Ned. We're Protestant. Darn it! Maybe I should convert to Catholicism, then torture Homer into converting to it, and then we can both convert back to whatever it is we are. We are…running into my next appointment. Maybe you should pray for guidance. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Nativity Recycling

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 Boys, to get Homer back to his family, we've got to pray harder than we've ever prayed before. Even harder than that time Bart hid a walkie-talkie in our room and made us think the demons were talking to us in our sleep? Even harder than that time Bart replaced the pages of Deuteronomy with chapter four of The Anarchist Cookbook? Harder than you've ever prayed because of anything Bart has ever done to you. Task: "Collect Halos" (x150). Task: "Make Ned Pray Harder Than He's Ever Prayed Before". The job takes place at Flanders House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Rod is owned: Task: "Make Rod Pray Harder Than Todd". The job takes place at Flanders House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Todd is owned: Task: "Make Todd Pray Harder Than Rod". The job takes place at Flanders House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Bart Put the Finishing Touches on the Next Prank". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Come on, Ned! It's Christmas Eve Eve! And because it's Christmas Eve Eve, I direct my prayer to the Baby Jesus and ask for his help. Fine. BJ, it's for you! Wah! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Santa's Workshop Sign

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2 What in the — where am I? Springfield. Which one? Well, I suppose there's no point being coy about it anymore… Nevermind! I'm too cranky to listen, because I'm a baby! When is nap time? Baby Jesus, I brought you here to save Christmas by bringing Homer Simpson back to his family. If Homer's family wants him back, why did I only hear prayers from you? Umm… Well… You ignored my prayers until Ned repeated them! My bad. Baby Jesus, you need to go to the cult compound and bring Homer home! Just look at these pamphlets. They go on and on about frazzles! I think this cult exploits people's stress and turns them into mindless automatons. I do sometimes feel frazzled… Task: "Collect Halos" (x150). Task: "Make Ned Take Baby Jesus to the Cult Compound". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Baby Jesus is owned: Task: "Make Baby Jesus Read Cult Pamphlets to Catch Up". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If The Leader is owned: Task: "Make The Leader Measure Baby Jesus' F-levels". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Your F-levels are off the charts! This season is hard for me — it's Christmas AND my birthday! We've got to indoctrinate you, stat! If you think it'll help. How about you, Ned? We're running a two-brainwashes-for-the-price-of-one holiday special. My brain only gets washed in holy water! Be careful — that can cause shrinkage. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Cult Flying Saucer or 1

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 Ugh, another gruel dinner? Homer, when do we get to ride in the spaceship? Any day now, Baby Jesus. We just need to finish the lima bean harvest, the license plate production batch, the re-shooting of the propaganda film now in HD… Right, got it. So it's a long time. …building that new barn, the tune-up on The Leader's limo, the PR tour on the morning shows… I said I got it! Task: "Collect Halos" (x150). If Baby Jesus is owned: Task: "Make Baby Jesus Drive the Movementarian Ad Truck". The job takes place at the Movementarian Ad Truck, Movementarian Compound, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Climb the Cult Ranks". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Patty is owned: Task: "Make Patty Stay One Rank Ahead of Homer". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Selma is owned: Task: "Make Selma Supervise Homer's Cult Work". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Ned Ask Krusty Claus for Help". The job takes place at Mall Santa Wish Center, Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne, Springfield Mall, Mall-O-Rail Station, Heavenly Hills Mall, the Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Aren't you a bit old to believe in Krusty Claus? The older I get, the more I believe in it! Let me check my Naughty or Not app… Your niceness is off the charts! You're entitled to whatever Christmas presents you can afford to buy. I want Homer to come home for the holidays. Is that some kind of video game? He's joined a spaceship cult with Baby Jesus. There's no way for me to reach him! A spaceship? Big whoop. I've got a self-flying sled. Self-flying? You don't use reindeer anymore? Are you kidding me? The reindeer labor union is the most powerful in the North Pole! Hmm…you know that gives me an idea. You mind if I borrow this self-flying sled of yours? If you upgrade to the Santa's Workshop Sled Tier Pass, then you get fifteen minutes with it. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Self-Flying Sled

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4 *flying* Homer! Look up here! How cool is this?! Want to come fly it with me?! It's a bird! It's a plane! Nope, pretty sure it's a bird. Only one way to find out. Leader, gimme your hunting rifle. Just polished her up. Take note, Homer. This is how you keep the 2nd Amendment folks on your side. *blasts sled out of the sky* *falling* Baby Jesus, whyyyyyyyyyyy??!!! Task: "Collect Halos" (x175). Task: "Make Ned Land the Self-Flying Sled in a Tree". The job takes place at the Self-Flying Sled or Trees and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Wonder if it Was Actually a Bird". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Baby Jesus is owned: Task: "Make Baby Jesus Reload". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Baby Jesus and Krusty Claus let us down, so it's time to bring out the big guns. The Easter Bunny? No, bigger. The Old Testament! Rabbi Krustofsky, can you use some Old Testament fire and brimstone to bring Homer back to his family? So your fancy-shmancy savior lets you down and you come running back to the Old Testament for help? I'm sorry I asked! I didn't say no. But a certain amount of rubbing it in is part of the deal. Fine! Quest reward: 200 and 20 Gospel for Less and 1

Currency-earning jobs

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Search Church Pews for Halos Homer, Bart, Marge, Rev. Lovejoy, Ned, Mr. Burns, Krusty, Wiggum, Moe, Rabbi Krustofsky 4h First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, Brown House 5, 45 Raid Deities' Homes for Halos The Leader, Baby Jesus Baby Jesus' House, Jewish Heaven, Movementarian Compound, Brown House 8, 70

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to the line "hallowed be thy name" from the Lord's Prayer.