  
Heaven Forbidden
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Heaven Forbidden is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale content update. It requires Andre to be obtained.
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| After tapping on Andre's exclamation mark
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Gah! Where — where am I? This doesn't look like heaven.
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Excuse me, ma'am? Is...is this heaven?
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Ugh, do you know how many times I've heard that line? Get away, creep.
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I'll take that as a no. That line always works in heaven.
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Task: "Make Andre Try to Get Back to Heaven". The job takes 8 hours.
If Lindsey Naegle is owned: Task: "Make Lindsey Naegle Refill Her Mace". The job takes place at Kwik-E-Mart, Try-N-Save, Swapper Jack's, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Excuse me, sir? Is...is this hell?
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Ah, common misconception. No, this is Springfield.
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But if you're looking for hell, I can give you directions. Here, talk to this guy when you get there. He'll get you set up.
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Thanks.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Andre's exclamation mark
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Yeah, yeah we get a lot of fallen angels down here. It's kinda our thing, you know.
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I've heard that.
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My friend, Lou. He was a fallen angel. Great guy. Great guy. Found himself in Springfield first, but that didn't last long. Been down here with us ever since.
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Hey, you wouldn't happen to know a way to get back to heaven, would you? Maybe a...secret tunnel from hell?
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Well now why would you wanna go and do a thing like that? What, we're not good enough for you down here? You gotta run back to your white hat friends?
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No, no, it's just that I, uh...forgot my toothbrush.
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We got toothbrushes down here. We've got all kinds of toothbrushes. What do you want, stiff bristles? Extra grippy handle? One of them electric ones? I got a toothbrush guy, he'll get you set up.
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Great. Thanks.
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Task: "Make Andre Pretend to Shop for Toothbrushes in Hell". The job takes place at Hell Labs, Hellscape, Hell Moe's, Kwik-E-Mart, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Demon Moe is owned: Task: "Make Demon Moe Introduce Andre to His Toothbrush Guy". The job takes place at Hell Moe's, Hellscape, Stairway to Hell, Flanders' Personal Hell, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Yes, can I help you?
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Hey, you're a reverend, right? So you can talk to God?
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Uh...yes, I speak with him every day.
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Great, great. Can you get him a message for me? Let him know that it's Andre. There's been a mix-up. I somehow ended up down on the mortal coil. Ask him if he can send his driver to pick me up.
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Uh, these conversations I have with God, they're...somewhat one-sided. I talk, and he listens. I assume.
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Wait, he didn't give you his direct line?
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There's a direct — no, he did not.
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Look, I'm not supposed to tell people this but...God actually lives over in Springfield Heights. But good luck getting past the gate around his mansion. Believe me, I've tried.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Andre's exclamation mark
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*presses gate intercom button* God?! Are you there, God?! It's me, Andre!
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Andre? What in — what are you doing here?
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Oh, I'm so glad I found you. God, you wouldn't believe what I've been through.
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You fell from heaven, you weren't sure why, you asked a few people and found out I was living here, and that pretty much brings us up to speed.
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Exactly. Just the worst. So what happened, why am I here? I mean, I didn't do something wrong, did I?
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Uh...no. Definitely not. You're just, uh...here for a special mission. Yeah, that's it.
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*gasp* I knew it! Of course you'd save the most important mission for me. So what is it?
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Well, uh...let's see. Oh, I know. A portal to hell has opened up in Springfield and I need you to close it up. Can't be having any demons getting through.
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Oh, yeah I know exactly where it is. I was just — uh, I mean...I heard about it.
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Great. Sure, yeah go take care of that. Away from here. Don't come back here.
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And then I get to go back to heaven?
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God?
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*sigh* Sure, yeah.
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Task: "Make Andre Buy Explosives". The job takes place at Bloodbath & Beyond, General Store, Herman's Military Antiques, a Kwik-E-Mart, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
If God is owned: Task: "Make God Call Jesus to Complain About Andre". The job takes place at Modern Mansion, Mountain Lodge, Classic Mansion, Private Island, Deluxe Condo, Exclusive Resort, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
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If you're looking for explosives, might I recommend our Super Boommaker? It gets the job done.
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And this would be strong enough to blow up a portal to hell?
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Oh, you're doing a hell portal? In that case you're gonna want to step up to the Blastinator 5000. Comes with a zero demons money-back guarantee.
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Perfect.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Andre's exclamation mark
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Alright, so we just connect this blue wire to the detonator there... The red wire to the explosive there...
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Whoa, it's a Blastinator 5000! And you even sprung for the trigger upgrade.
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Hey, mister. What are you doing? Blowing stuff up to impress some girls? Classic.
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Oh, uh, no. I'm just...can I let you kids in on a little secret? I'm actually on a top-secret mission from the big guy himself.
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McBain?!
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What? No. A top-secret mission from God.
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Oh.
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And if I do a good job, I get to go back to heaven.
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Uh...you can go to heaven right here in Springfield. It's like three blocks that way.
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Are we talking about the same heaven? Waterfalls? Pedicure Hut?
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The very same. We just came from there. I took a swim and Milhouse got his nails done.
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Task: "Make Bart Show Andre the Way to Heaven". The job takes place at Heaven or a Brown House and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Show Off His Nails". The job takes place at Heaven or a Brown House and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Make Andre Totally Forget About the Hell Portal". The job takes place at Heaven or a Brown House and takes 3 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Andre's exclamation mark
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Oh, hey Andre. Yeah, God mentioned you were here. Super cool.
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I know, right? How long have you guys been here? And why is heaven here? Does God know about that?
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Um...look I'm gonna level with you. God brought part of heaven down here so he'd have a place to relax...away from you.
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*gasp*
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He really doesn't like when you — um, well he just really doesn't like you.
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Don't take it personally, he really doesn't like me that much either. He says I take the spotlight.
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Which — okay, that's fair. But hey that's what happens when you turn water to wine, feed five thousand people fish sandwiches, come back to life, just to name a few...
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Anyways, I don't know how you ended up here. Must've gotten caught on the slipspace stream when God was teleporting heaven down.
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I see. Well, I guess I'll just be going then.
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Oh, hey. C'mon. It doesn't have to be like that. You can stay for a bit. I won't tell God, I promise.
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Really? Can I swim in the pool?
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Uh, sure. Knock yourself out.
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Task: "Make Andre Take a Heavenly Dip". The job takes place at Heaven and takes 4 hours.
If Jesus Christ is owned: Task: "Make Jesus Relax by the Pool". The job takes place at Heaven or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Hey, Jesus! Jesus, look. I can do the backstroke.
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Super cool, Andre.
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You wanna play Marco Polo? MARCO!!
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*sigh* Polo.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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