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{{Song | {{Song | ||
| − | |name =TV Sucks | + | |name = "TV Sucks" |
| − | |image = | + | |image = [[File:TV Sucks.png|250px]] |
|singers = [[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]] | |singers = [[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]] | ||
|characters = [[Bart Simpson]]<br>[[Homer Simpson]] | |characters = [[Bart Simpson]]<br>[[Homer Simpson]] | ||
|length = 0:34 | |length = 0:34 | ||
| − | |writer = | + | |writer = '''Dialogue:''' [[John Swartzwelder]] |
|album = ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]'' | |album = ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]'' | ||
|appearance = "[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]" | |appearance = "[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]" | ||
}} | }} | ||
| − | '''"TV Sucks"''' is a | + | '''"TV Sucks"''' is a dialogue spoken by [[Homer]] and [[Bart]]. |
== Lyrics == | == Lyrics == | ||
| − | :'''[[Homer]]''' | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' |
:''Someday you'll thank me for this, son.'' | :''Someday you'll thank me for this, son.'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Bart]]''' | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' |
:''Not bloody likely.'' | :''Not bloody likely.'' | ||
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' |
:''No, it's true.'' | :''No, it's true.'' | ||
:''You know, when I was a boy.'' | :''You know, when I was a boy.'' | ||
:''I really wanted a catcher's mitt,'' | :''I really wanted a catcher's mitt,'' | ||
| − | + | :''but my dad wouldn't get it for me.'' | |
:''So I held my breath until I passed out'' | :''So I held my breath until I passed out'' | ||
:''and banged my head on the coffee table.'' | :''and banged my head on the coffee table.'' | ||
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:''I might have brain damage.'' | :''I might have brain damage.'' | ||
| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''Bart:''' |
:''Dad, what's the point of this story?'' | :''Dad, what's the point of this story?'' | ||
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' |
:''I like stories.'' | :''I like stories.'' | ||
| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''Bart:''' |
:''Can I please'' | :''Can I please'' | ||
:''go to the movie?'' | :''go to the movie?'' | ||
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' |
:''I know my punishment might seem'' | :''I know my punishment might seem'' | ||
:''a little harsh, but I can't go back on it.'' | :''a little harsh, but I can't go back on it.'' | ||
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:''anything you want on TV.'' | :''anything you want on TV.'' | ||
| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''Bart:''' |
:''TV sucks.'' | :''TV sucks.'' | ||
| − | [[Category:Songs]] | + | == Behind the Laughter == |
| + | It's the twenty-sixth track on the album ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]''. | ||
| + | |||
| + | == Appearances == | ||
| + | *{{ep|Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie}} | ||
| + | *{{alb|Songs in the Key of Springfield}} | ||
| + | |||
| + | {{Songs in the Key of Springfield}} | ||
| + | |||
| + | [[Category:Pure dialogue songs]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Homer]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Bart]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Nancy Cartwright]] | ||
Latest revision as of 12:48, October 28, 2024
"TV Sucks"
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Song Information
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"TV Sucks" is a dialogue spoken by Homer and Bart.
Lyrics[edit]
- Homer:
- Someday you'll thank me for this, son.
- Bart:
- Not bloody likely.
- Homer:
- No, it's true.
- You know, when I was a boy.
- I really wanted a catcher's mitt,
- but my dad wouldn't get it for me.
- So I held my breath until I passed out
- and banged my head on the coffee table.
- The doctor thought
- I might have brain damage.
- Bart:
- Dad, what's the point of this story?
- Homer:
- I like stories.
- Bart:
- Can I please
- go to the movie?
- Homer:
- I know my punishment might seem
- a little harsh, but I can't go back on it.
- You're welcome to watch
- anything you want on TV.
- Bart:
- TV sucks.
Behind the Laughter[edit]
It's the twenty-sixth track on the album Songs in the Key of Springfield.
Appearances[edit]
