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+ | ==== Wel-Scare State Intro ==== | ||
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|3...2...1...Happy New--}} | {{TB|3...2...1...Happy New--}} | ||
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{{TB|Wait, we're still here?!}} | {{TB|Wait, we're still here?!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Wasn't there, ah, supposed to be a New Year's | + | {{TB|Wasn't there, ah, supposed to be a New Year's "afterparty in the sky"?}} |
{{Tapped Out L.T. Smash Icon}} | {{Tapped Out L.T. Smash Icon}} | ||
{{TB|More like an after-LIFE! The apocalypse was supposed to happen, and only godless Liberals were supposed to be left on this planet!}} | {{TB|More like an after-LIFE! The apocalypse was supposed to happen, and only godless Liberals were supposed to be left on this planet!}} | ||
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{{TB|Sounds like no one's happy. Especially me, who doesn't know what a Liberal or Conservative is.}} | {{TB|Sounds like no one's happy. Especially me, who doesn't know what a Liberal or Conservative is.}} | ||
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Conservatives Complain [x5] (6s, Town Hall)<br>'''Characters: '''Blue Haired Lawyer, Sideshow Bob, Mr. Burns, Count Dracula, Chalmers, Dr. Hibbert, Cookie Kwan, Helen Lovejoy, Lurleen, Lindsey Naegle, The Rich Texan, Ned, Homer, Wolfcastle<br>'''Task:''' Make Liberals Complain [x5] (6s, Town Hall)<br>'''Characters: '''Patty, Selma, Marge, Carl, Lenny, Lisa, Martin, Julio, Bumblebee Man, Comic Book Guy, Smithers, Grady, Apu, Professor Frink, Quimby, Mrs. Quimby|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}} | ||
{{TB|This non-pocalypse is very upsetting. Or should I say apocal-not. No, the first one's better.}} | {{TB|This non-pocalypse is very upsetting. Or should I say apocal-not. No, the first one's better.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Anyway, we promised our followers an end of the world. I'm calling an emergency meeting!}} | {{TB|Anyway, we promised our followers an end of the world. I'm calling an emergency meeting!}} | ||
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
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}} | }} | ||
− | = | + | ==== Wel-Scare State Pt. 1 ==== |
− | === Wel-Scare State Pt. 1 === | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT||colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|After completing Wel-Scare State Intro:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|The Stonecutters are holding an event at the convention center called | + | {{TB|The Stonecutters are holding an event at the convention center called "Conserva-clypse Con". Why does everything have to have a crazy name?}} |
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|That other sign they hung up is pretty straightforward: | + | {{TB|That other sign they hung up is pretty straightforward: "No Homers".}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Wait, so the Stonecutters are part of the Conservative right?!}} | {{TB|Wait, so the Stonecutters are part of the Conservative right?!}} | ||
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{{TB|Duh, Lisa. How many Liberal meetings involve robes and spanking one's subordinates? Besides Hollywood casting sessions, that is.}} | {{TB|Duh, Lisa. How many Liberal meetings involve robes and spanking one's subordinates? Besides Hollywood casting sessions, that is.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|*chuckles* That joke works even REGARDLESS of recent events. But enough zinging — we've got an apocalypse to prep for! | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>chuckles<nowiki>*</nowiki> That joke works even REGARDLESS of recent events. But enough zinging — we've got an apocalypse to prep for!}} |
− | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lisa Shame the Stonecutters (3h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Springfielders Prep for Conserva-clypse [x5] (3h, Town Hall)<br>'''Task:''' Earn Executive Orders [x150]<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | |
− | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lisa Shame the Stonecutters (3h, Simpson | ||
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}} | }} | ||
− | === Wel-Scare State Pt. 2 === | + | ==== Wel-Scare State Pt. 2 ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT||colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|After completing Wel-Scare State Pt. 1:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Wow, Conservative preppers work fast! The Liberals don't stand a chance.}} | {{TB|Wow, Conservative preppers work fast! The Liberals don't stand a chance.}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Okay, I suppose I can act slightly sane.}} | {{TB|Okay, I suppose I can act slightly sane.}} | ||
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Build the Capital City Plaza Hotel<br>'''Task:''' Make Lisa Run the Liberal Convention (3h, Capital City Plaza Hotel or Simpson House)<br>'''Task:''' Earn Executive Orders [x250]|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Julio Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Julio Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I can't believe the apocalypse didn't happen! My worthless crystals failed at telling the future! I better buy new ones!}} | {{TB|I can't believe the apocalypse didn't happen! My worthless crystals failed at telling the future! I better buy new ones!}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Yes, let's talk it out...}} | {{TB|Yes, let's talk it out...}} | ||
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
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}} | }} | ||
− | === Wel-Scare State Pt. 3 === | + | ==== Wel-Scare State Pt. 3 ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT||colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|After completing Wel-Scare State Pt. 2:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Hello again, Springfield! I heard there was an eagle-cry for freedom that cannot be ignored. And here I am, ready to star-spangle every man, woman, and child with my radio show.}} | {{TB|Hello again, Springfield! I heard there was an eagle-cry for freedom that cannot be ignored. And here I am, ready to star-spangle every man, woman, and child with my radio show.}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Lloyd Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lloyd Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You folks need Doomsday preppin' materials? I've got just the solution for you.}} | {{TB|You folks need Doomsday preppin' materials? I've got just the solution for you.}} | ||
− | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Springfielders Buy Doomsday Kits [x5] (3h, Capital City Convention Center or Capital City Plaza Hotel)<br>'''Task:''' Earn Executive Orders [x350]<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | |
− | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Springfielders Buy Doomsday Kits [x5](3h) | ||
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}} | }} | ||
− | === Wel-Scare State Pt. 4 === | + | ==== Wel-Scare State Pt. 4 ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT||colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|After completing Wel-Scare State Pt. 3:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Is it just me, or is everyone at each other's throats lately...}} | {{TB|Is it just me, or is everyone at each other's throats lately...}} | ||
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{{TB|Yeah! You Liberals just want to eradicate all our freedoms! I like freedoms!}} | {{TB|Yeah! You Liberals just want to eradicate all our freedoms! I like freedoms!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|You guys are Conservative now? And since when do you know words like | + | {{TB|You guys are Conservative now? And since when do you know words like "existential" and "eradicate"?}} |
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Eh, we just like to yell.}} | {{TB|Eh, we just like to yell.}} | ||
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{{TB|Sorry, I don't have time, I'm too busy, uh, prepping.}} | {{TB|Sorry, I don't have time, I'm too busy, uh, prepping.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lisa Avoid Republican Screamers (3h, Capital City Convention Center or Simpson House)<br>'''Task:''' Earn Executive Orders [x250]<br>On job start:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{THT| | + | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} |
+ | {{TB|Ahh, with Lisa handling all those Republicans, I can finally take a break! After campaigning for thirty years, it's nice to be out of the public eye for a bit.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | === Wel-Scare State Pt. 5 === | + | ==== Wel-Scare State Pt. 5 ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT||colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|After completing Wel-Scare State Pt. 4:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Something odd is going on here... everyone is riled up for the apocalypse, yet they seem excited.}} | {{TB|Something odd is going on here... everyone is riled up for the apocalypse, yet they seem excited.}} | ||
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{{TB|I just meant let's not go down without a fight!}} | {{TB|I just meant let's not go down without a fight!}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon | + | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} |
{{TB|OW! MY NOSE!}} | {{TB|OW! MY NOSE!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lisa Lead Arguments (3h)<br>'''Task:''' Make Springfielders Fight During Final Countdown [x5](3h)|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lisa Lead Arguments (3h, Capital City Convention Center or Simpson House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Springfielders Fight During Final Countdown [x5] (3h, Capital City Convention Center or Town Hall)<br>'''Task:''' Earn Executive Orders [x450]<br>On job start:|colspan=2}} |
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+ | {{TB|BREAKING NEWS! Both Conservatives and Liberals have ended their conventions to go prepare for the apocalypse. The Doomsday Countdown Clock has been set for eight hours.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|We'll return after this eight-hour New York City Marathon marathon.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | === Wel-Scare State Pt. 6 === | + | ==== Wel-Scare State Pt. 6 ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT||colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|After completing Wel-Scare State Pt. 5:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}} |
{{TB|And that is it, folks. It has been over eight hours and the Doomsday Countdown Clock reached its end. It looks like the apocalypse isn't happening for either side of the aisle.}} | {{TB|And that is it, folks. It has been over eight hours and the Doomsday Countdown Clock reached its end. It looks like the apocalypse isn't happening for either side of the aisle.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Julio Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Julio Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | ||
{{TB|This is the only cross-party thing we can agree on. Cheers for maintaining status quo!}} | {{TB|This is the only cross-party thing we can agree on. Cheers for maintaining status quo!}} | ||
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Build Springfield Hall of Records<br>'''Task:''' Make Quimby Document Failed Doomsdays (3h, Springfield Hall of Records or Town Hall)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Have you disposed of all the relevant evidence?}} | {{TB|Have you disposed of all the relevant evidence?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | ||
{{TB|There is nothing left that this town would be able to find. As long as this town still chooses chaos, we'll continue to have a place – and profits – here.}} | {{TB|There is nothing left that this town would be able to find. As long as this town still chooses chaos, we'll continue to have a place – and profits – here.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task:''' | + | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} |
− | {{THT|'''Quest | + | }} |
+ | === STEM Vs. Them === | ||
+ | ==== STEM Vs. Them Pt. 1 ==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After the user logs in on January 3rd:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|We're headed to the STEM conference! Somebody pinch me! NOT LITERALLY, BART.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|What does STEM stand for? Stupid, Terrible, and Extremely Meh?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I'm just excited we're going to see the Visible Man!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|It's IN-visible man, Lisa. You don't know much about horror movies, do you?}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lisa Explain What STEM Stands For (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task:''' Place Life-Sized Visible Man|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|The anatomically correct, life-sized, inside-out man. Your giant heart is almost as big as your giant lungs, kidneys, and pancreas.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Ugh, we better get out of here — looks like he ate a really big lunch.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|It doesn't matter — my heart fills with song... uh-oh. You're right. Let's get out of here!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ==== STEM Vs. Them Pt. 2 ==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|SCIENCE AND MATH, SCIENCE AND MATH...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|SMELL MY BURPS, AND FEEL MY WRATH! <nowiki>*</nowiki>burps<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Bart!!!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I'm a natural songbird — and so's my butt. <nowiki>*</nowiki>farts<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I just want a boy to share my love of song, over a nice vegetarian lunch.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I like veternian lunch! Dog food, cat food...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I WANT A DREAMBOAT, NOT ONE OF THESE DUMMIES...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|MY MOM IS A SCOLD, AND MY DAD IS A RUMMY...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Why you little...}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lisa Sing Nerdy Songs (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Bart Tease Lisa (4h, Simpson House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ==== STEM Vs. Them Pt. 3 ==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Go ahead and tease me — you're really just teasing yourselves.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Stop teasing yourself! Stop teasing yourself!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Dude, we're supposed to be tormenting Lisa, not each other. Eyes on the prize!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|It's perfectly reasonable for me to want a boy who understands me!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|If by "a boy who understands you", you mean one who understands your singing is terrible.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Yeah, Lisa! Your singing sounds about as good as your face looks.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|That's more like it. I knew you had it in you.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Nelson, I don't know why you're hanging out around me. We broke up, so you shouldn't be back in my life! Why tease me now?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I secretly dig you. Plus, Mom's passed out on the stoop. Can't get in the house.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lisa Not Be Understood by Others (4h, Simpson House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ==== STEM Vs. Them Pt. 4 ==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Uh-oh... I feel a song coming on! Unless I ate some tainted tofu.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I'LL NEVER SAY SORRY FOR LOVING MATH AND SCIENCE.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|AGAINST IGNORANCE, I WILL ALWAYS SHOW MY DEFIANCE!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|MOMMY WON'T LET ME TOUCH ANY APPLIANCE.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Don't worry, Lis. I'll be there to pick you up after every failed relationship, probably 'til you're in high school, and I'm in juvie!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lisa Sing (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Nelson Lie in Wait for Lisa (4h, Simpson House)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Where's that piano music coming from? Is that a boy who knows the beauty of jazz? It's America's only true art form — and its least popular!}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|System Message}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Will Lisa ever find true love? Or is she doomed to forever be a prime number? Find out on The Simpsons - Sunday 8/7C on FOX!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | == The Lady of the Louse == | + | |
− | === The Lady of the Louse Pt. 1 === | + | == Prizes gameplay == |
+ | === Info Bores === | ||
+ | ==== Info Bores Pt. 1 ==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After tapping on Birch Barlow's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I can't believe my radio show was canceled just because I said we should nuke Tax-achusetts and dump the ashes in Holly-good-riddance, Cali-won't-mourn-ia.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Those Politically Corr-wrecked Dumb-ocrats are so thin-skinned!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Declan Desmond Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Your unfiltered, tortured-wordplay-ridden ramblings are just what I'm looking for to start my radio production company!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Whoa, there. I'm not about to bow down to some tea-bagging British sponsors.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Declan Desmond Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I'm talking about satellite radio -- no advertisers, no censorship!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You mean I'd be able to say whatever I want? You won't sic the PC Police on me?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Declan Desmond Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|No! I want your unfettered madness infecting our listeners. Nothing gets more subscribers than an extremist! How do you think Bob Ross got so popular?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You have a deal.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Birch Barlow Prepare for Radio Show (4h)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ==== Info Bores Pt. 2 ==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After tapping on Birch Barlow's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Good morning, freedom-likers. Birch Barlow, the fourth branch of government the fifty-first state, is back on the air.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Today we are going to cover the proceedings on Bill HB-0101, a measure that would make False Flag burning illegal.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|But first, I know what you're thinking: "Birch, how is it that Spend-o-Crats keep spending"? And that's something that I'd like to know, too.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|We keep getting duped by a party who cannot align on which areas they are corrupt in spending? Call now, and let's talk.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Birch Barlow Take Callers (4h, Capital City Plaza Hotel)<br>On job start:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Snake Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Hey, Birch, longtime listener, first time use-my-one-phone-call-er. My question for you is, how many times are these Fib-erals going to--}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"Fib-erals"?! What the hell does that mean? You're talking jibberish; you aren't making any sense.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Sounds to me like maybe you're a guest at the Greybar Hotel because you're another one of those Liberal Lefties who packed his peace-pipe full of Wacky-Tobacky! Next caller!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ==== Info Bores Pt. 3 ==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After tapping on Birch Barlow's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Good morning again, freedom-lovers. Let's go ahead and jump right into it. The Capital City politicians are corrupt.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I'm here on the inside, watching the way they work, like the little toy scuba diver in the fishbowl, surrounded by vicious clownfish. First caller!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Uh, yeah, it sounds like there's a lot of colludin' going on behind our backs, under our noses, and in those hard-to-reach places I can never get to with floss.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Is it safe to say that the Democrats have been lying to us this whole time? Did the moon landing not happen? Are they sulfur people from hell?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>chuckles<nowiki>*</nowiki> My friend, you have a wild imagination...but you are absolutely right! We are dealing with SULFUR PEOPLE!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Birch Barlow Spin Conspiracy Theories (6h, Capital City Plaza Hotel)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ==== Info Bores Pt. 4 ==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After tapping on Birch Barlow's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Good morning, Americans. Today, I must announce to you that we are at war.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|The Dumb-ocrats are at it again. They think my show perpetuates "LIES" and incites "VIOLENCE". Well, you know what I think? If it's American to LIE to get your point across, then call me Bend-the-Truth Franklin!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|They set their demo-dog Mayor Joe Quimby on me. He's attempting to organize a boycott. Well the only thing my listeners boycott...are FACTS!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Birch Barlow Spin Lies Against Quimby (4h, Capital City Plaza Hotel)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ==== Info Bores Pt. 5 ==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After tapping on Birch Barlow's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Whew. All this hateful rhetoric is really starting to take a toll on my health. <nowiki>*</nowiki>eats donuts<nowiki>*</nowiki> I don't think I can keep this up much longer, I'm running out of faux outrage.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Declan Desmond Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Birchy, baby! There's my little Republican-do. Your ratings are through the roof, and you have the most callers of any show I've ever produced.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Declan Desmond Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I want you to keep on spouting your Conserva-nonsense until you're red in the face. Well, REDDER in the face. How about signing a long-term contract?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I get to keep manufacturing rage while you pay me top dollar?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Declan Desmond Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Mm-hmm.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You've got yourself a deal. It's a pleasure doing business with you.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Now get out of here, you job-stealing foreigner!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Birch Barlow Go Haywire (8h)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | === Sweet Sin-Sation === | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After building Capital City Plaza Hotel:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Oh no! The hotel where Mindy and I stayed is back! I don't know if I'll be able to resist temptation again!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Mindy Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I know, Homer, it's going to be tough for us to stay apart--}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I wasn't talking about you! I meant the temptation of the hotel mini-bar: tiny liquors, king size chocolates, tiny chocolates filled with liquor...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Er, ah, did someone say "hotel" "with" "expensive" "taste" "filled with" "temptation" and "vending machines"?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|How long were you standing there? And why do the words "vending machines" excite you?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Trust me, you don't want to know!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Quimby Enjoy the Presidential Suite (1h, Capital City Plaza Hotel)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | === A Convention's Convention === | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After building Capital City Convention Center:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Ooh, the Capital City Convention Center! A Mensa convention would fill this place to 2% capacity, which is equal to the percentage of the population smart enough to join!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I could book a medical convention to get free samples so I can stop using the same scalpel over and over...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|The Gummi convention could come back...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I could book Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con! I've got a He-Man cosplay I've been wanting to wear!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|As a government official, I can't stop your right to express yourself by wearing a loin cloth in public as a grown man under the guise of liking an old children's cartoon.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|But I can do what the government does best: impede your grossness with endless red tape!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Springfielders Go Through Red Tape [x5] (4h, Capital City Convention Center)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | === Broken Record === | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After building Springfield Hall Of Records:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|YES! The Hall of Records is finally back in town.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|No more using Wikipedia, the Wiki-Dewey Decimal System, or Wiki-Shushing people online!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Martin Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Yes! As a fellow historian, I too have longed for the return of our beloved Hall of--}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|SHHH!!!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Man, I've missed that.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lisa Shush People at Hall of Records (3h, Springfield Hall Of Records)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | == Premium gameplay == | ||
+ | === The Lady of the Louse === | ||
+ | ==== The Lady of the Louse Pt. 1 ==== | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Rose Quimby's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Rose Quimby's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Certainly, Me-maw. Hey Frenchie, grab the bag!}} | {{TB|Certainly, Me-maw. Hey Frenchie, grab the bag!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out French Waiter Icon}} | {{Tapped Out French Waiter Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|How could I say no to such a charming, little woman? Anything you need, just ring.}} | + | {{TB| How could I say no to such a charming, little woman? Anything you need, just ring.}} |
{{Tapped Out Rose Quimby Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Rose Quimby Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You're both too kind.}} | {{TB|You're both too kind.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Rose Quimby Pretend to Be a Sweet Old Lady (12h) | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Rose Quimby Pretend to Be a Sweet Old Lady (12h)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
− | |||
}} | }} | ||
− | === The Lady of the Louse Pt. 2 === | + | ==== The Lady of the Louse Pt. 2 ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Rose Quimby's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Rose Quimby's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You tell me which shot to sink, Me-maw, and I'll do it. BOOM!}} | {{TB|You tell me which shot to sink, Me-maw, and I'll do it. BOOM!}} | ||
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Rose Quimby Plot Her End Game (8h, Capital City Capitol Building)<br>If the user has Freddy Quimby: '''Task:''' Make Freddy Quimby Marry Into Politics (4h, Capital City Capitol Building)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}} | ||
{{TB|And do you, Freddy Quimby, take Missy Bailey to be your lawfully wedded wife?}} | {{TB|And do you, Freddy Quimby, take Missy Bailey to be your lawfully wedded wife?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}} | ||
{{TB|As far as the public knows!}} | {{TB|As far as the public knows!}} | ||
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
− | |||
}} | }} | ||
− | === The Lady of the Louse Pt. 3 === | + | ==== The Lady of the Louse Pt. 3 ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Rose Quimby's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Rose Quimby's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Out of the house all night? Sign her up, now!}} | {{TB|Out of the house all night? Sign her up, now!}} | ||
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Rose Quimby Plot Her End Game (8h, Capital City Capitol Building)<br>If the user has Martha Quimby: '''Task:''' Make Mrs. Quimby Interrogate the Congressman (4h, Capital City Capitol Building)<br>On job start:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Quimby Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Quimby Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I don't need to stoop to Joe's level. I have a | + | {{TB|I don't need to stoop to Joe's level. I have a "sleeper" agent already in place! Now, extract that information for me!}} |
{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Happy to do so, Mrs. Mayor, ma'am!}} | {{TB|Happy to do so, Mrs. Mayor, ma'am!}} | ||
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|On job end:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Quimby Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Quimby Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I got the info you need, Mother! Getting it was easy as pie -- meaning I don't bake, I have it delivered to me.}} | {{TB|I got the info you need, Mother! Getting it was easy as pie -- meaning I don't bake, I have it delivered to me.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Rose Quimby Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Rose Quimby Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Thank you, my dear. Now we can move onto Phase Three.}} | {{TB|Thank you, my dear. Now we can move onto Phase Three.}} | ||
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
− | |||
}} | }} | ||
− | === The Lady of the Louse Pt. 4 === | + | ==== The Lady of the Louse Pt. 4 ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Rose Quimby's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Rose Quimby's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}} |
{{TB|This just in: Congressman Waters has been flooded out of office! A whistle-blower alerted the authorities to his secret funding.}} | {{TB|This just in: Congressman Waters has been flooded out of office! A whistle-blower alerted the authorities to his secret funding.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Rose Quimby Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Rose Quimby Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Rose Quimby Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Rose Quimby Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Don't worry about making me proud. Worry about not making a fool of yourself in the capitol.}} | {{TB|Don't worry about making me proud. Worry about not making a fool of yourself in the capitol.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Rose Quimby Secretly Take the Capitol (12h, Capital City Capitol Building)<br>'''Task:''' Make Quimby Fulfill Congressman Duties (12h, Capital City Capitol Building) | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Rose Quimby Secretly Take the Capitol (12h, Capital City Capitol Building)<br>'''Task:''' Make Quimby Fulfill Congressman Duties (12h, Capital City Capitol Building)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
− | |||
}} | }} | ||
− | === The Lady of the Louse Pt. 5 === | + | ==== The Lady of the Louse Pt. 5 ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Rose Quimby's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Rose Quimby's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}} |
{{TB|So, Mrs. Quimby, now that your family has state Congressional power, what do you intend to do next?}} | {{TB|So, Mrs. Quimby, now that your family has state Congressional power, what do you intend to do next?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Rose Quimby Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Rose Quimby Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Take a vacation! I need to go somewhere sunny for myself.}} | {{TB|Take a vacation! I need to go somewhere sunny for myself.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}} |
{{TB|No plans for the future?}} | {{TB|No plans for the future?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Rose Quimby Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Rose Quimby Icon}} | ||
{{TB|If my son, Joseph, wishes to go to the U.S. Congress, I will support him.}} | {{TB|If my son, Joseph, wishes to go to the U.S. Congress, I will support him.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}} |
{{TB|Some of your critics accuse you of manipulating the Quimby family. How do you respond?}} | {{TB|Some of your critics accuse you of manipulating the Quimby family. How do you respond?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Rose Quimby Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Rose Quimby Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Me? I'm just their mother and grandmother. I don't understand the politics of clever men. Although I seem to be outliving them all.}} | {{TB|Me? I'm just their mother and grandmother. I don't understand the politics of clever men. Although I seem to be outliving them all.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Rose Quimby Pretend to Be a Sweet Old Lady (12h) | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Rose Quimby Pretend to Be a Sweet Old Lady (12h)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} |
− | |||
}} | }} | ||
− | == 15 Minutes of Shame == | + | === 15 Minutes of Shame === |
− | === 15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 1 === | + | ==== 15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 1 ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Lloyd's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Lloyd's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Lloyd Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lloyd Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I'll just write my thoughts in my journal. Now, which Beanie Baby notebook should I use...}} | {{TB|I'll just write my thoughts in my journal. Now, which Beanie Baby notebook should I use...}} | ||
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lloyd Journal Apocalyptic Thoughts (4h, Preppers' Compound)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Lloyd Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lloyd Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Wow, I feel like I emptied my head of everything that was in there. Better go to Moe's to fill it back up with cheap booze.}} | {{TB|Wow, I feel like I emptied my head of everything that was in there. Better go to Moe's to fill it back up with cheap booze.}} | ||
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
− | |||
}} | }} | ||
− | === 15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 2 === | + | ==== 15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 2 ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Lloyd's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Lloyd's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Lloyd Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lloyd Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Only thing I need is to decide which publishing house I'm gonna go with: Simon & Shooter, Random Bunker, Doubledoomsday, HarperShut-ins...}} | {{TB|Only thing I need is to decide which publishing house I'm gonna go with: Simon & Shooter, Random Bunker, Doubledoomsday, HarperShut-ins...}} | ||
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lloyd Choose a Publisher (4h, Preppers' Compound)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Lloyd Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lloyd Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Boy, these prepper publishers sure know how to moonshine and dine a fella!}} | {{TB|Boy, these prepper publishers sure know how to moonshine and dine a fella!}} | ||
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
− | |||
}} | }} | ||
− | === 15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 3 === | + | ==== 15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 3 ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Lloyd's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Lloyd's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Lloyd Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lloyd Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Nah, they got people to do that for me. I have to work on something far more important: my photo for the book cover!}} | {{TB|Nah, they got people to do that for me. I have to work on something far more important: my photo for the book cover!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lloyd Have a Photo Shoot for the Book (6h, Preppers Compound) | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lloyd Have a Photo Shoot for the Book (6h, Preppers' Compound)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
− | |||
}} | }} | ||
− | === 15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 4 === | + | ==== 15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 4 ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Lloyd's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Lloyd's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Ah, the understated look. Wearing two monocles was a nice touch, too.}} | {{TB|Ah, the understated look. Wearing two monocles was a nice touch, too.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|There he is, the author of | + | {{TB|There he is, the author of "Thus Prepped Zarathustra"!}} |
{{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Lloyd! Lloyd! Sign my book!}} | {{TB|Lloyd! Lloyd! Sign my book!}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Lloyd Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lloyd Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Same place I get everything else: from inside my windowless bunker!}} | {{TB|Same place I get everything else: from inside my windowless bunker!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lloyd Meet With Fans (4h, Preppers Compound)<br>'''Task:''' Make Springfielders Get Books Autographed [x5](4h, Preppers Compound) | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lloyd Meet With Fans (4h, Preppers' Compound)<br>'''Task:''' Make Springfielders Get Books Autographed [x5] (4h, Preppers' Compound)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
− | |||
}} | }} | ||
− | === 15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 5 === | + | ==== 15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 5 ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Lloyd's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Lloyd's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lloyd Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lloyd Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|*sigh*}} | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|What's the matter, Lloyd? Weren't PREPARED for the downside of fame?}} | {{TB|What's the matter, Lloyd? Weren't PREPARED for the downside of fame?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lloyd Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lloyd Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|"Downside"?! Fame's great! Money, adulation, all the canned beans I could eat!}} |
{{Tapped Out Lloyd Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lloyd Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|But I made the classic prepper mistake: I confused my own thoughts with the plotline of Kevin Costner's post-apocalyptic masterpiece | + | {{TB|But I made the classic prepper mistake: I confused my own thoughts with the plotline of Kevin Costner's post-apocalyptic masterpiece "The Postman".}} |
{{Tapped Out Lloyd Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lloyd Icon}} | ||
{{TB|My book has been recalled for copyright infringement and I'm being sued by Warner Bros. Their lawyers are more vicious than any band of blood-thirsty, nomadic marauders.}} | {{TB|My book has been recalled for copyright infringement and I'm being sued by Warner Bros. Their lawyers are more vicious than any band of blood-thirsty, nomadic marauders.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lloyd Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lloyd Icon}} | ||
{{TB|They even took my monocles. Suddenly, the end of the world doesn't seem so bad. Guess I'll get back to preparing for it...}} | {{TB|They even took my monocles. Suddenly, the end of the world doesn't seem so bad. Guess I'll get back to preparing for it...}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lloyd Prepare for the End (8h, Preppers Compound) | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lloyd Prepare for the End (8h, Preppers' Compound)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} |
− | |||
}} | }} | ||
− | == It'll Take an Act of Congress == | + | === It'll Take an Act of Congress === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After building | + | {{THT|After building U.S. Capitol Building:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|The U.S. Capitol Building?! How is this in Springfield?}} | {{TB|The U.S. Capitol Building?! How is this in Springfield?}} | ||
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{{TB|I needed to practice inside it before I move onto the big leagues, so I had Professor Frink create an exact replica.}} | {{TB|I needed to practice inside it before I move onto the big leagues, so I had Professor Frink create an exact replica.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Pff, | + | {{TB|Pff, "replica"?! This is a real-time transporter! Just hit the button, and you're in a real Congressional session, with the yea-ing, and the nay-ing, and the filibustering...}} |
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}} | ||
{{TB|...where the congress-people go on and on and won't stop it with the talking...}} | {{TB|...where the congress-people go on and on and won't stop it with the talking...}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Frink, you annoying genius; you've given me an idea!}} | {{TB|Frink, you annoying genius; you've given me an idea!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lisa Transport to the Real Capitol (4h, U.S. Capitol Building)<br>'''Task:''' Make Frink Filibuster an Anti-Environment Bill (4h, U.S. Capitol Building) | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lisa Transport to the Real Capitol (4h, U.S. Capitol Building)<br>If the user has Professor Frink: '''Task:''' Make Frink Filibuster an Anti-Environment Bill (4h, U.S. Capitol Building)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
− | |||
}} | }} | ||
− | == Tunnel Vision == | + | === Tunnel Vision === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After | + | {{THT|After placing Stonecutter's Tunnel (Entry):|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Number 1 Icon}} | ||
{{TB|And that concludes the construction on our secret Stonecutter tunnel!}} | {{TB|And that concludes the construction on our secret Stonecutter tunnel!}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I thought it was super-secret cotton candy!}} | {{TB|I thought it was super-secret cotton candy!}} | ||
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
− | == | + | === Scat Brat === |
− | === | + | ==== Scat Brat Pt. 1 ==== |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After tapping on | + | {{THT|After tapping on Brendan Beiderbecke's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Brendan Beiderbecke Icon}} |
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Ah, Springfield. Prepare to be amazed by me, the savior of jazz.}} |
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− | + | {{TB|Pfft. You only like him because he's talented, brilliant, and has the hair of an angel.}} | |
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− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Don't forget his intoxicating English accent. He's unequivocally perfect!}} |
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− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Lisa, I wrote this song, kinda for you. But mostly for me. Because even I can't GET enough of my incredible jazz.}} |
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− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Back off, you one-hit blunder. Lisa will never get with you. You're just a parody of that guy from the movie!}} |
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− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Yeah, but that "guy" is one of Hollywood's leading superhunks.}} |
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− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Haw-haw! But you don't have his voice!}} |
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− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{TB|Yeah, I have the voice of one of the biggest pop stars around.}} |
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− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{TB|You're right — you're a double threat!}} |
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− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{TB|Now I think you know what you're up against.}} |
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− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|MY BREAKIN' HEART...}} |
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− | {{TB|I' | + | {{TB|Haw-haw! That's a discordant arrangement!}} |
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− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I CAN TAKE THE 'B-' TRAIN...}} |
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− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|That's an obvious parody!}} |
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− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|KEEPS LISA ON MY MIND...}} |
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− | + | {{TB|Oh no, THAT'S musically effective...and ever-so-lovely.}} | |
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− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|It comes to me in my dreams. I see a life where I go to a school for cute-but-sensitive prodigies. Where I meet my family and friends at the park.}} |
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− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|My first piano lesson begins, and the sounds of jazz intoxicate my eardrums. I'm hooked, and my talent takes me to irritating competitions and gets me ridiculous scholarships.}} |
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− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|And there is Lisa, by my side. Playing traditional jazz alongside me. She supports me all the way, and doesn't bother me with any pesky dreams of her own.}} |
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− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|You're talented, Brendan, but you'll never love anyone more than yourself.}} |
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− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Haw-haw! Lisa just identified your character flaw!}} |
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− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Get with the times, jazzwad. Lisa needs someone who puts her first. She's my top priority... after bullying nerds and teasing lamewads.}} |
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− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Actually, I need to put MYSELF first. And wait for someone who's better than both of you.}} |
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Latest revision as of 12:36, May 3, 2024
Contents
Gameplay[edit]
Wel-Scare State[edit]
Wel-Scare State Intro[edit]
Wel-Scare State Pt. 1[edit]
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Wel-Scare State Pt. 2[edit]
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Wel-Scare State Pt. 3[edit]
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Wel-Scare State Pt. 4[edit]
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Wel-Scare State Pt. 5[edit]
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Wel-Scare State Pt. 6[edit]
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STEM Vs. Them[edit]
STEM Vs. Them Pt. 1[edit]
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STEM Vs. Them Pt. 2[edit]
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STEM Vs. Them Pt. 3[edit]
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STEM Vs. Them Pt. 4[edit]
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Prizes gameplay[edit]
Info Bores[edit]
Info Bores Pt. 1[edit]
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Info Bores Pt. 2[edit]
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Info Bores Pt. 3[edit]
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Info Bores Pt. 4[edit]
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Info Bores Pt. 5[edit]
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Sweet Sin-Sation[edit]
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A Convention's Convention[edit]
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Broken Record[edit]
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Premium gameplay[edit]
The Lady of the Louse[edit]
The Lady of the Louse Pt. 1[edit]
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The Lady of the Louse Pt. 2[edit]
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The Lady of the Louse Pt. 3[edit]
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The Lady of the Louse Pt. 4[edit]
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The Lady of the Louse Pt. 5[edit]
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15 Minutes of Shame[edit]
15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 1[edit]
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15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 2[edit]
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15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 3[edit]
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15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 4[edit]
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15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 5[edit]
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It'll Take an Act of Congress[edit]
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Tunnel Vision[edit]
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Scat Brat[edit]
Scat Brat Pt. 1[edit]
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Scat Brat Pt. 2[edit]
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Scat Brat Pt. 3[edit]
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Scat Brat Pt. 4[edit]
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Scat Brat Pt. 5[edit]
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