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Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes/Past Nominations 5

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"Treehouse of Horror XVII"[edit]

"I feel so guilty! I've mangled and maimed 37 people and I told a telemarketer I was busy when I wasn't! I'm not a good man."
Golem
"He sure is neurotic for a monster."
Lisa[src]
Great Halloween-ish quote for October. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 14:51, September 10, 2017 (EDT)

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  1. Good quote and would be especially suitable for October. -- Mythigator (talk) 13:44, September 11, 2017 (EDT)

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"Lisa on Ice"[edit]

"Attention, students, this is Principal Skinner, your principal, with a message from the principal's office. Report immediately for an assembly in the Butthead Memorial Auditorium. Damn it, I wish we hadn't let the students name that one."
Skinner[src]
Great quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 16:33, August 31, 2017 (EDT)

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  • A Featured Quote for November was needed! / Loco87 (SimpsonsFT.pngSimpsonsFA.pngSimpsonsFL.pngSimpsonsFK.png / Contribs) 19:39, November 1, 2017 (EDT)

"The Fight Before Christmas"[edit]

"All aboard the Polar Express! Direct service to the North Pole, with stops at Candy Cane Corners, Sugarplum Square, Jack Frost Junction, Fa La La La Lane, Nutcracker Street, and Hanukah Heights."
Otto(as Polar Express conductor)
"Some "express.""
Bart[src]
Great quote for December! / Loco87 (SimpsonsFT.pngSimpsonsFA.pngSimpsonsFL.pngSimpsonsFK.png / Contribs) 14:14, November 26, 2017 (EST)

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  • A Featured quote for December was needed! / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 14:00, December 1, 2017 (EST)

"Cape Feare"[edit]

"Take him away, boys."
Bart
"Hey, I'm the chief here! Bake him away, toys."
Chief Wiggum[src]
Great quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 16:33, August 31, 2017 (EDT)

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  1. Classic Wiggum T-Mac (talk) 23:58, December 15, 2017 (EST)

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"Burns' Heir"[edit]

"But my mom says I'm cool!"
Milhouse Van Houten[src]
A fun quote.. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 20:51, January 13, 2016 (EST)

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Classic Milhouse T-Mac (talk) 21:29, March 10, 2018 (EST)

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"Moho House"[edit]

"I just have to accept that you're never going to change."
Marge (to Homer)
"No, I changed before! I lost my hair and got fat!"
Homer[src]
Fun quote. / Loco87 (Talk / Contribs) 11:03, May 23, 2017 (EDT)

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"Itchy & Scratchy Land"[edit]

"Back you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me. And maybe the boy."
Homer[src]
Great quote. / Loco87 (Talk / Contribs) 10:59, May 29, 2018 (EDT)

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  1. This one. The Solar Dragon

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"Itchy & Scratchy Land"[edit]

"You've got to listen to me. Elementary chaos theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving."
Prof. Frink[src]
Great quote. / Loco87 (Talk / Contribs) 10:59, May 29, 2018 (EDT)

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  • A featured quote for July was needed! / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 06:51, July 1, 2018 (EDT)

"Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish""[edit]

"Um, if anybody finds a grenade without a pin, that's mine."
Iggy Wiggum[src]
A Wiggum-ism. / Loco87 (Talk / Contribs) 13:47, May 24, 2016 (EDT)

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  • A featured quote for September was needed! / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 11:42, September 1, 2018 (EDT)

"Treehouse of Horror VII"[edit]

"Oh my God, space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat them!"
Homer[src]

A typical Homer quote. The Solar Dragon 19:01, September 9, 2018 (EDT)

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  1. Good one for october! / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 10:52, September 30, 2018 (EDT)

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"Margical History Tour"[edit]

"Sweetie, sometimes a daddy and a mommy decide to live apart. It's not your fault, it's just that you came out the wrong sex and ruined everything."
Margarine of Aragon
"So grow a penis or get lost."
Henry VIII[src]

A quote I find funny. The Solar Dragon 12:35, September 16, 2018 (EDT)

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  1. Kinda funny. / Loco87 (SimpsonsFT.pngSimpsonsFA.pngSimpsonsFL.pngSimpsonsFK.png / Contribs) 08:50, November 2, 2018 (EDT)

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"Holidays of Future Passed"[edit]

"Boys, I'm a deadbeat Dad, I live in a school, it's Christmas... the only thing worth anything in my life is you."
Bart Simpson
"Oh Dad!"
Picard Simpson
"You've taught us the meaning of Christmas, which schools are forbidden to tell us any more."
Kirk Simpson[src]

—Preceding unsigned comment added by Solar Dragon (talkcontribs) 18:41, November 27, 2018 (EST)

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  1. Perfect for December! / Loco87 (SimpsonsFT.pngSimpsonsFA.pngSimpsonsFL.pngSimpsonsFK.png / Contribs) 17:55, November 28, 2018 (EST)

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"Homerazzi"[edit]

"Sir, we've been here six times this month."
Fireman
"Yeah, but uh-- One of those I dialed 9-1-1 by mistake, but I was too embarrassed to admit it, so I set the house on fire. It feels good to tell the truth. No, I'm lying again, it feels bad."
Homer[src]
Great quote and Homer-ism. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 16:33, August 31, 2017 (EDT)

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  • A featured quote for January was needed! / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 16:48, January 4, 2019 (EST)

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"Team Homer"[edit]

"You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?!"
Moe Syzlak[src]

JThomas (talk) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas

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  1. Meh. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

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"Simpsorama"[edit]

"Professor Farnsworth, I'm dying to know how you got here. Was it a time machine?"
Lisa Simpson
"Little girl, time machines are physical impossibilities. We teleported through a singularity that I quantum entangled to Bender under the guise of fixing his collar."
Professor Farnsworth
"But how did Bender get here?"
Professor Frink
"With a time machine."
Professor Farnsworth[src]
Funny quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 14:09, July 4, 2016 (EDT)

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  1. Too long to work as a featured quote. (Too many changes of speaker.) -- Mythigator (talk) 13:54, May 15, 2017 (EDT)

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"Itchy & Scratchy Land"[edit]

"Look at all this great stuff, Lis. Cool, personalized plates. Barclay, Barry, Bert, Bort?! Aw, c'mon, Bort?"
Bart
"Mommy, mommy, buy me a license plate!"
Bort
"No. Come along, Bort."
Bort's mother
"Are you talking to me?"
Bort
"No. My son is also named Bort."
―Bort's mother[src]
Great quote. / Loco87 (Talk / Contribs) 10:59, May 29, 2018 (EDT)

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  1. Too many changes of speaker to work as a featured quote. -- Mythigator (talk) 23:17, June 1, 2018 (EDT)

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"Bart's Inner Child"[edit]

"¡Let me hear what's troubling you. Don't be shy, yell it out. Everybody, go!"
Brad Goodman
"I, er, can't commit to a relationship."
Mayor Quimby
"I'm too nice!"
Mr. Burns
"I have problems with--"
Apu
"I'm always interrupting people!"
Lenny[src]
A Good quote.(I think we have too many nominations) / Loco87 (Talk / Contribs) 16:48, May 10, 2015 (EDT)

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  1. Too long to work as a featured quote. (Too many changes of speaker.) -- Mythigator (talk) 08:30, September 29, 2015 (EDT)

Comments[edit]

  • I've decided to withdraw this one. Too long. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 14:06, April 1, 2018 (EDT)