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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Season 33 Prize Track content update/Gameplay

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Season 33[edit]

Season 33 Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on September 27th:
Task: Collect TV Stars [x40]
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Investigate Sasha Reed's Past (1h, Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes)
Task: Make Homer Take in an Improv Class (1h, Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes)
If the user has Kirk: Task: Make Kirk Try Out His Old Guitar Pick (1h, Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes)
If the user has Dr. Hibbert: Task: Make Hibbert Lie in His Playbill Bio (1h, Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes)
If the user has Smithers: Task: Make Smithers Faint With Joy (1h, Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes)
If the user has Helen Lovejoy: Task: Make Helen Lovejoy Eat Cheese Fries (1h, Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes)
If the user has Barney: Task: Make Barney Eat One of "Margie's Brownies" (1h, Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes)
If the user has Lenny: Task: Make Lenny Fall Off the Roof (1h, Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Season 33 Pt. 2[edit]

After the user logs in on October 11th:
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png We are going on vacation for a few weeks. Before I forget, Kirk, you are fired.
Tapped Out Kirk Icon.png Why does this keep happening to me?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I heard you have an opening for a chauffeur?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I can vouch for this man, who... I've never met before. He just has an honest face. Ugly and misshapen, but honest.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Which way to the beer garden?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I'll show you, Homie. It's down here.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png You two know each other?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Uh, she calls everyone Homie. It's street slang.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png I highly doubt that. Let me check on my fancy internet-enabled phone...
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png "A shortening of homeboy or homegirl." I guess I stand corrected, homie.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What?
Task: Collect TV Stars [x40]
If the user has Wolfcastle: Task: Make Wolfcastle Go on Vacation (1h, Palm Springfield Resort, African Tree Resort, Monte Burns' Resort Casino, Beach, Towel and Umbrella, Arc de Triomphe or Homes)
If the user has Kirk: Task: Make Kirk Get Fired (1h, Good Neighbors Bounty Hunters, Gimbel's Department Store, Chili Blasters, Thai Food Factory, Greaser's Cafe, The Boob Tubery, Krusty Burger or Homes)
Task: Make Homer Fudge His Résumé (1h, Simpson House or Homes)
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Investigate the Secret Door (1h, Simpson House or Homes)
If the user has Lisa: Task: Make Lisa Plan Her Art Class (1h, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Simpson House or Homes)
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Raid the Stink Bomb Armory (1h, Wolfcastle Mansion, Simpson House or Homes)
If the user has Maggie: Task: Make Maggie Mow the Lawn (1h, Wolfcastle Mansion or Homes)
If the user has Gerald: Task: Make Gerald Clean the Pool (1h, Jay G's Pool, Modern Mansion Pool, Ground Pool, Homer's Pool, Not a Laser Shark Pool, Money Pool, Danger Pool or Homes)
If the user has Luann: Task: Make Luann Squat in the Basement (1h, Homes)
If the user has Milhouse: Task: Make Milhouse Carve Shivs (1h, Remote On-site Correctional Center, Springfield Penitentiary, People Catcher Truck, Bail Bonds or Homes)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Season 33 Pt. 3[edit]

After the user logs in on February 28th:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay, Marge, our getaway cabin in the forest is almost ready.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What are you guys doing in the backyard?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Who was that?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Just a pesky woodland bird chirping when she shouldn't be.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Keep your eyes closed, sweetie. Eyes always closed...
Task: Collect TV Stars [x20]
Task: Make Homer Finish Building the Couples Getaway (1h, Simpson House)
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Call a Babysitter (1h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Lisa Overhear and Nearly Vomit (1h, Simpson House)
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Secretly Tape the Conversation for Blackmail (1h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Keep your eyes closed, Marge...eyes always closed...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm surprising you with a honeymoon cabin deep in the mountain forest — Damn! I just blew the surprise.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png It'll still be a surprise — you whisking me away from the kids, and the household chores, and the—
Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon.png *barks*
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png What was that?!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Just a wild forest creature.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png So magical.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Season 33 Pt. 4[edit]

After the user logs in on April 25th:
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Hello, Ms. Peyton! It's great to see you back! I guess this means you'll be sticking around Springfield?
Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon.png Well, I'm in the game at least. They never take people out of that.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png No, they don't.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Well, Ms. Peyton, I'll let you get back to teaching 4th grade...which mostly just involves disciplining Bart Simpson.
Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon.png Oh, I'm sure Bart Simpson won't be a problem.
Task: Collect TV Stars [x40]
Task: Make Skinner Be Glad Someone Else Is Dealing With Bart (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)
Task: Make Bart Plan Increasingly Elaborate Pranks (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)
Task: Make Apu Be Happy He's Still in the Game (4h, Kwik-E-Mart or Homes)
Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon.png Why are all the tires on my car flat?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I needed the air to blow up dozens of whoopie cushions. But don't worry — you'll find them all in time.
Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon.png Oh God, get me out of this game!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Season 33 Pt. 5[edit]

After the user logs in on May 9th:
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png We beat Golden Exits Retirement Farm for the shuffleboard championship! To the victor belong the spoils!
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png What spoils? All we got was a trophy, that you dropped and broke because you can't hold onto things anymore.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png I mean the spoils of us ditching the bus back to our crummy retirement home and staying here at this fancy retirement home!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png I heard they have Jell-O here in every color of the rainbow. And their bingo balls go all the way up to 75!
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png Count me in. I was an imposter in my own marriage — I can be one here.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Hot diggity! I can't wait to see how these rich stiffs live!
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png Stiffs? Are they dead?
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Not yet. But let's be honest, the clock is ticking for all of us.
Task: Collect TV Stars [x40]
If the user has Grampa: Task: Make Grampa Overeat and Vomit Rainbow Jell-O (4h, Retirement Castle or Homes)
If the user has Jasper: Task: Make Jasper Hide Bingo Balls in his Beard (4h, Retirement Castle or Homes)
If the user has Wiggum: Task: Make Wiggum Get a Call to Pick Up Wayward Seniors (4h, Retirement Castle or Homes)
Task: Make Homer Ignore Phone Calls to Come Get Them (4h, Retirement Castle or Homes)
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png They're on to us, Jasper! Grab what you can, and let's make a run for it!
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png But they'll catch us easy. I've got a cane, and you don't even have that!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Don't worry. As soon as we get outside they'll call in a Silver Alert, and everyone's phone will start buzzing and annoying them. We'll get away in the mayhem!
Tapped Out Phone Alert Icon.png SILVER ALERT! SILVER ALERT!
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png Whew, we made it! We escaped!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png And I got this nice Hummel Figurine as a reminder of our adventure.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png *drops and breaks Hummel figurine*
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Damn my not being able to hold onto things anymore!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Stage Plight[edit]

Stage Plight Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Sasha Reed's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sasha Reed Icon.png Excellent work, Mel. I really think you've got what it takes to be an actor.
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png Technically I already am an actor...but just on broadcast TV. And as we all know, broadcast TV is terrible!
Tapped Out Sasha Reed Icon.png And Luann, you played off Mel so well. But...could you maybe put the wine glass down just while you're doing the scene?
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png I've decided my character is a heavy drinker. *takes a sip*
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png Mine too! *belches*
Tapped Out Sasha Reed Icon.png I can see you're all ready for the next step in this acting class. It's time for me to teach you the art of the emotional breakdown.
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png Ooh! Oscar bait!
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png This is the theater, Barney. We call it Tony bait.
Task: Make Sasha Reed Teach the Stanislavski Method (4h, Old Theatre District, Springfield Community Theater, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre, Springfield Multicultural Ceter, Springfield High School or Homes)
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Sasha? What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be back in New York?
Tapped Out Sasha Reed Icon.png Springfield suits me much better. As an actor in New York, I was but a small fish in a big pond. Here I'm a big fish!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png You weren't actually an actor in New York, and you're not acting in anything here. So you're more like a no fish.
Tapped Out Sasha Reed Icon.png Well, you know what they say: those who can't do, teach.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png So the people in your class know you're not a famous actor?
Tapped Out Sasha Reed Icon.png No, because I told them the exact opposite of that. And it wasn't a lie...it was just me acting!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png You're not an actor!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Stage Plight Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Sasha Reed's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png This isn't right, Sasha. Your students think they're getting first-hand knowledge of how to make it on Broadway.
Tapped Out Sasha Reed Icon.png And they are! Based on everything I read in this book, "The Stupid Imbecile's Guide to Making it on Broadway".
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png That's not first-hand!
Tapped Out Sasha Reed Icon.png Good, because I didn't actually read it.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png That's it! I'm telling everyone that you're a fraud and getting this school closed down.
Tapped Out Sasha Reed Icon.png Or...we're looking for an instructor for our stage management class. I think you'd be great for it, if you can put a lid on this whole "I'm not who I say I am" thing.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Ooh, quid pro quo — my favorite kind of deal! Fill me in on the details.
Tapped Out Sasha Reed Icon.png Oh, I'll make those up later. Right now I need to deal with my adoring fans. Just make sure to show up hours before I get here tomorrow.
Task: Make Sasha Reed Sign Autographs (4h)
Task: Make Marge Write Her Stage Management Class Syllabus (4h, Old Theatre District, Springfield Community Theater, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre, Springfield Multicultural Ceter, Springfield High School or Homes)
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Excuse me, am I in the right place for the "Life's a Stage, If You Can Manage It" class?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Milhouse? You're into the theater?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Yeah. I've tried out for every school play, but the best part I've ever managed to land is Assistant to the Understudy for Chorus Member #7.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png So now you want to be a stage manager?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I just want to yell at all the people who got the roles I wanted.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Then you came to the right place!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Stage Plight Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Sasha Reed's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sasha Reed Icon.png So if you can convince other actors to join the class, then they'll be in your downline and you'll get a cut of their fees.
Tapped Out Sasha Reed Icon.png And if THEY get people to join, you'll get a cut of their fees too...minus my cut of course. Also you all need to buy ten cases of face cream for actors.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Sasha! Have you turned your class into a pyramid scheme?!
Tapped Out Sasha Reed Icon.png It's relevant to the project, Marge. We're doing Antony and Cleopatra.
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png No, we're doing Macbeth.
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png "Out damned spot! Out, I say!"
Tapped Out Sasha Reed Icon.png Don't worry, Mel. We also sell a detergent that can get out any stain.
Task: Make Sasha Reed Turn Her Class Into a Pyramid Scheme (4h, Old Theatre District, Springfield Community Theater, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre, Springfield Multicultural Ceter, Springfield High School or Homes)
Task: Make Marge Contact the Better Business Bureau (4h, Office of Unemployment, Town Hall, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center or Homes)
Tapped Out Sasha Reed Icon.png Marge, you ratted me out to the fuzz?! Just because you're jealous of my acting career? Classic stage manager!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png You think I'm jealous of YOU?! You are so narcissistic! Classic actor!
Tapped Out Sasha Reed Icon.png Well, at least you're now admitting I'm an actor.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I am. You tried and failed, but then got back up and tried again...pursuing your dream in the face of constant adversity. And that's what an actor does.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png But now it's over, and I'm dropping the curtain on this silly farce. Because that's what a stage manager does.
Tapped Out Sasha Reed Icon.png Well played, Marge. You won this round, but I'll be back...once I'm old enough to get parts as a grandmother.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I'll be happy as an actual grandmother by then, so knock yourself out.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Does this mean the stage management class is cancelled?
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png You better believe it, son. You need to help your mom sell sixty units of silver polish to make her quota!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Showbiz is brutal.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Plan For Success[edit]

Plan For Success Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Ms. Peyton's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon.png Hello, class! It's great to be back teaching you all.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Haw, haw! Bart glued popsicle sticks to Martin's head to make him look like Einstein!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What can I say? Science is my passion.
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png I dislike the pranking, yet have to respect his dedication to historical portraiture.
Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon.png Oh no! Bart is acting up just like before.
Task: Make Ms. Peyton Try to Connect With Bart (4h, Bart)
If the user has Martin: Task: Make Martin Painfully Remove Popsicle Sticks (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)
If the user has Nelson: Task: Make Nelson Laugh Every Time Martin Winces (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)
Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon.png Bart, you don't have to act out because you feel awkward around me anymore.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Oh, I'm over that. This is me acting out the way I always act out.
Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon.png You mean I'm going to have to deal with this kind of behavior from now on?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Only when we're studying science. When we do history, I'll glue a beard to Milhouse to make him look like Lincoln.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Plan For Success Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Ms. Peyton's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon.png It's great to see everyone here in the teacher's lounge! I've got some great new ideas for cross-disciplinary, team-based, project-focused learning.
Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon.png Ugh, not this again! We're going to stick with our tried-and-true teaching method of phoning it in.
Tapped Out Dewey Largo Icon.png Yeah, we tried things your way before, and it involved slightly more work. Never again!
Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon.png But only with the implementation of thoughtfully executed creative projects can we expand these children's minds!
Tapped Out Coach Krupt Icon.png I'm a gym teacher. I make them throw red balls at each other and call it bombardment. That's as creative as I get.
Task: Make Ms. Peyton Desperately Pitch Projects to the Teachers (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)
Task: Make Teachers Slowly Push Ms. Peyton Out of the Room [x3] (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)
Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon.png But don't you care about the children's education? Some of the best and brightest of the next generation could be at this school right now!
Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon.png Please, the best and brightest are all in private schools. It's where I send my kids.
Tapped Out Dewey Largo Icon.png Yeah, we have the worst and dimmest here. Also, they can't play Sousa, which isn't that hard. It's not math rock, kids!
Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon.png I can't believe this. I'm being bombarded by negativity.
Tapped Out Coach Krupt Icon.png *throwing red ball* Bombardment!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Plan For Success Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Ms. Peyton's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon.png The teachers may not be interested in fostering a strong educational environment, but the townspeople are sure to be.
Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon.png You're never too old to stop learning, and learning always starts with a lesson plan.
Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon.png So I'll just hand out child-centric lesson plans to fully grown adults. I'm sure they'll appreciate it!
Task: Make Ms. Peyton Provide New Lesson Plans (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)
Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon.png They didn't appreciate it.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Plan For Success Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Ms. Peyton's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Hi-diddly-ho there, person who replaced me as Bart's teacher, which never really made that much sense. So glad to have you in town!
Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon.png Hi! My name is Ms. Peyton. Can I ask what you're doing here?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png We're setting up for the church arts and crafts fair. Would you like to help?
Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon.png Boy, would I! You have no idea.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Well, we have some folks working on decoupage Stations of the Cross over here, and Helen is making some macrame nativity scenes over there...
Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon.png Oh, my, my, no! This is all so chaotic! You're lucky I got here in time to save you from yourselves.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I hope you know only one person saves around here, ma'am.
Task: Make Ms. Peyton Take Over a Church Fair (4h, First Church of Springfield or Homes)
Task: Make Church Folks Get Annoyed at Being Micromanaged [x3] (4h, First Church of Springfield or Homes)
Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon.png I'm so sorry. I've been a little anxious lately, and I may have gotten a teensy bit out of control here.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Not to worry. Forgiveness is one of the major tenets of our faith.
Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon.png Oh, thank you so much. I just hope—
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png But you still need to leave now.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Plan For Success Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Ms. Peyton's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon.png Oh well, back to school. They say: If you can't do, teach. I guess if you can't teach either, just show up.
Tapped Out Dewey Largo Icon.png Ms. Peyton, thank goodness you're here. These students are out of control!
Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon.png They're misbehaving?
Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon.png Worse, they want to learn. They keep asking questions. And not just who and when questions, but why and how questions as well!
Tapped Out Coach Krupt Icon.png I don't know why the balls are red — they just are!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Ms. Peyton, could you help us put together some sort of over-the-top project? Something that would distract their young minds from actual learning?
Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon.png You bet I could!
Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon.png It's time for my multidisciplinarian masterpiece — "Hannibal: The Musical"!
Task: Make Ms. Peyton Produce a Hannibal Musical (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)
If the user has Milhouse: Task: Make Milhouse Paint a Show Poster (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)
If the user has Ralph: Task: Make Ralph Eat Paints (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)
Task: Make Lisa Sing About the Second Punic War (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)
Task: Make Bart Rap About Riding War Elephants (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png *rapping* Ridin' on my pachyderm rollin' into Rome! Gonna teach 'em boys a lesson then head on back to home!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *singing* He's all the rage in Carthage!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I thought this was gonna be about a serial killer and a bunch of very quiet lambs.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, hush! This is the kind of feel-good experience that makes people forget to be angry at our public schools for a few hours.
Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon.png I've still got it!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20