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Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart

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For the song, see Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?.

Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 2
Required characters: Homer
Previous quest(s): The New Evergreen Terrace Pt. 1
Next quest(s): The Others
Thrillhouse Pt. 2

Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart is a quest in the tutorial of The Simpsons: Tapped Out. The quest unlocks Apu and the Kwik-E-Mart.


After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Like every great architect before me, I just can't... uh, architate... without a steady supply of salty, fatty snack foods.
Homer We need to build the Kwik-E-Mart next.
Lisa But Dad, the Kwik-E-Mart doesn't belong on Evergreen Terrace.
Homer The layout of Springfield changes a lot.
Homer One time, our house was next to a prison so I could make a joke about how we lived next to a prison. Then five minutes later no more prison. Weird, huh?
Task: "Build the Kwik-E-Mart". It takes 4 hours.
Homer (If the player does not place the KEM on the shaded box)
I think I should place it where the computer tells me.
Build: Kwik-E-Mart
Homer - Sad Four hours to build the Kwik-E-Mart when it only took seconds to build my house?! Stupid contractors!
Lisa Why don't you use that donut we found to speed things up?
The player spends two donuts to complete the Kwik-E-Mart's under construction task.
New Character: Apu
Apu Welcome to the Kwik-E-Mart's Grand Re-Opening Sale! Every expiration date is 50% off, and all nutritional information has been removed for your ignorance!
Homer Outta my way! It's snack time.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the song "Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?" from the season 5 episode "Homer and Apu".