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Midnight Towboy/Quotes

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Season 19 Episode Quotes
402 "The Homer of Seville"
403
"Midnight Towboy"
"I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings" 404


[Bart uses an exact-o knife to extract the word "whore" from the Bible and he pins it up on his bulletin board along with a few others.]
Bart: We can say these swears any time we want because they're in the Bible!
Milhouse: I don't think "Leviticus" is a swear.
Bart: Shut the hell up, you damn ass whore!

Homer: When you married a man who would years later, without warning, become a tow-truck driver, you knew what the deal would eventually be.

Carl: It sure is nice not having Homer around to tell us where we can and can't park.
Lenny: Yeah. Without the crushing rule of law, society will do a better job of regulating itself.

Bed Time Krusty Doll: Don't let the bed bugs bite! Krusty's anti-bed bug spray sold separately; may contain poison.

[Homer celebrates his new job, while at Moe's.]
Homer: I've got tow dough I'm lookin' to blow, Moe.
[Homer spreads some money on the bar.]
Moe: Huh?
Homer: I'm buying a round of the fanciest drink you got.
Moe: Four Lobster-politans comin' up.

Ned Flanders: Top of the mornin', Tow-mer.
Homer: It's Homer, idiot.
Ned Flanders: [chuckles] So it is. I'm just here to pay the fine for the Sunday School bus. You towed it with the kids still in it.
Homer: [chuckles] I guess I'm more powerful than God now.
Ned Flanders: You know what they say: "With great power comes great responsibility."
Homer: Who said that?! I'll kill them with my power!

Marge: Bart, I'm starting to worry about your father.
Bart: Well, I know he seems to get dumber every year, but lately he's plateaued.

[Maggie is using scissors to cut a bit of her hair off and put it in a scrapbook.]
Marge: Oh, Maggie is getting so independent at least you still need me sack of potatoes. [starts to cry.]

[Homer drops a glass bottle of milk.]
Homer: What the....spilt milk! [starts crying.]
[Marge, Bart and Lisa all look at Homer.]
Homer: [sobbing] All over the floor!
Season 19 Quotes
He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs The Homer of Seville Midnight Towboy I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Treehouse of Horror XVIII Little Orphan Millie Husbands and Knives Funeral for a Fiend Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind E Pluribus Wiggum That '90s Show Love, Springfieldian Style The Debarted Dial "N" for Nerder Smoke on the Daughter Papa Don't Leech Apocalypse Cow Any Given Sundance Mona Leaves-a All About Lisa