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Little Orphan Millie/Quotes

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Season 19 Episode Quotes
405 "Treehouse of Horror XVIII"
406
"Little Orphan Millie"
"Husbands and Knives" 407


[After Maggie gives Milhouse her baby bottle.]
Milhouse: Oh, my God! I've become the world's oldest baby. Men don't get their moo-moo from a baa-baa. They get their moo-moo from a big-boy cup!

Homer: Marge, give me a break! I don't know the colors of peoples' eyes! I just judge them on the color of their skin.

Kirk: Uh, attention, everyone. Uh, Luann and I have some big news.
Bart: Is it that you're brother and sister? Because you really look a lot alike.
Kirk: No.
Bart: Half-brother and half-sister?
Kirk: No!
Bart: Siamese twins who've been surgically separated?
Luann: No! We're getting remarried.

[Homer is searching for his wedding album.]
Homer: Where is it? I gotta find out what color Marge's eyes are. Ah! Cha-ching! (he goes to open the album only to find it has a combination lock, and is shut tight.) Ohh! Oh, Marge darling... What's the combination to our wedding album?
Marge: Our anniversary.
Homer: (pauses) D'oh!

[When Milhouse's parents are lost at sea.]
Homer: Here Milhouse, why don't you cheer up with a glass of Ocean Spray. [catches himself] Oh, boy. Forget that. How about some Cap'n Crunch? [catches himself] Seven Seas Italian Dressing? Oh, no, no, no. Uhh... Chicken of the Sea tuna? Ahh. Billy Ocean CD? The History of Atlantic Records?
Marge: Stop naming things!
Homer: I want to, but I can't.
Marge: Then go to Moe's.
Homer: Good idea. I'll drown my sorrows in Anchor Steam Beer. [looks at Milhouse] Oh ho ho I'm sorry. [covers his mouth and leaves]

Milhouse: If my parents are lost at sea, are you gonna find them?
First Officer: We'll try, but... have you ever been to the sea? It's huge.
Second Officer: And we have to search all of them -- 'cause they all, you know, connect.

Season 19 Quotes
He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs The Homer of Seville Midnight Towboy I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Treehouse of Horror XVIII Little Orphan Millie Husbands and Knives Funeral for a Fiend Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind E Pluribus Wiggum That '90s Show Love, Springfieldian Style The Debarted Dial "N" for Nerder Smoke on the Daughter Papa Don't Leech Apocalypse Cow Any Given Sundance Mona Leaves-a All About Lisa