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The Homer of Seville/Quotes

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Season 19 Episode Quotes
401 "He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs"
402
"The Homer of Seville"
"Midnight Towboy" 403


Homer: Oh man, that church service was so boring. I did a whole book of Find-A-Words.
Lisa: Dad, all you circled were the "I's" and "A's".
Homer: Those are words.

Homer: If anyone asks, tell them we're plumbers... and then start plumbing until they go away.

Marge: Oh Homer, you've gotta try this roast beef au jus.
Homer: Mmmm, au jus! Not quite gravy, not quite blood...

Dr. Hibbert: Homer, you have a mild back sprain. And you also ingested a dangerous quantity of grave dirt.
Homer: Well, you're always telling me I should eat more dirt.
Dr. Hibbert: Not dirt—vegetables!
Homer: Which grow in what?

Mr. Burns: Let's see, I'll take his liver, a case of Adam's apples, that motorcycle man's mustache...
Waylon Smithers: The money you've contributed to anti-helmet laws has really paid off, sir.
Mr. Burns: Well, young people are my future.

Bart: Dad, you were great!
Lisa: And you contributed to our culture!
Homer: Well I didn't mean to!
Lisa: No, no. It's a good thing.
Homer: Oh, good. This makes up for me showing up drunk to the father-daughter dance.
Lisa: The dance isn't till next week.
Homer: Sorry, Lisa. Can't change the future.

Plácido Domingo: Nice set, Homer. That was a hot one.
Homer: Wow, praise from Plácido Domingo.
Plácido Domingo: Call me P-Dingo.
Homer: Eh, I'll think about it.
Plácido Domingo: You know, Homer, there's one thing about opera that has always bugged me: everyone sings instead of talking. But you made me believe I was in a magical world where singing is talking.
Homer: Thanks! You know, of The Three Tenors, you're my second favorite! No wait, I forgot about that other guy. Sorry, you're third.

Marge: I want you to stop flirting with women.
Homer: No problem.
Elegant man: Sir, may I say I thoroughly enjoyed your performance.
Homer: And may I say I'm enjoying the calm waters of your deep, blue eyes?
Elegant man: Oh, well, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Homer: [to Marge] What? That's how guys talk.

Homer: So did you see the show tonight? Remember the part where I forgot the words and I just sang "Uh-oh Spaghetti-os". I'm hoping they send me a case.
Julia: Now listen, Homer. You can have me any time you want me.
Homer: Marge!
Julia: But if you say one word to your wife, I'll tell her you attacked me.
Marge: What is it, sweetie?
Homer: Um, everyone's wearing clothes in here.
Marge: That's nice!

Marge: I'm sorry you got hurt, but you learned an important lesson. No one comes between me and my Homie.
Julia: I'll get you for this, Marge! If it's the last thing I do! Oh and I scheduled the cable guy to come on Wednesday between ten and two.
Marge: Oh but Wednesday's not good for me.
Julia: I know, Marge. I know. [long evil laugh]
Season 19 Quotes
He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs The Homer of Seville Midnight Towboy I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Treehouse of Horror XVIII Little Orphan Millie Husbands and Knives Funeral for a Fiend Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind E Pluribus Wiggum That '90s Show Love, Springfieldian Style The Debarted Dial "N" for Nerder Smoke on the Daughter Papa Don't Leech Apocalypse Cow Any Given Sundance Mona Leaves-a All About Lisa