Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind/Quotes
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"Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind"
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- [Grampa suggests that Homer should go see Professor Frink to help him remember what happened the night before.]
- Homer: Really? Oh, that's great, Dad. How can I ever repay you?
- Grampa: Punch that orderly who takes sips out of my juice.
- Homer: Done.
- [Cut to Homer punching an orderly who is about to make a bed.]
- Grampa: No, wait. That's the guy that saved my life.
- Homer: Strap me in, nerd!
- Professor Frink: To me, "nerd" stands for Not Even Remotely Dorky. So thank you. Thank you for the compliment.
- [Homer assumes the worst when he sees Marge on the couch with Duffman.]
- Homer: The mother of my children with the reason for my children!
- Homer: Dad, I can't remember what I did last night. Do have any idea?
- Grampa: You come to me for help rememberin'? That's like asking your horse to do your taxes...which I did in 1998. [Shows a photo of horse using an adding machine.]
- [Homer seeks Flanders help to find out what happened to him.]
- Homer: Flanders, why did you call the cops last night?
- Ned Flanders: I had to. I heard a hubbub, Bub.
- Homer: What did I do?!
- Ned: Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.
