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Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind/Quotes

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Season 19 Episode Quotes
408 "Funeral for a Fiend"
"Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind"
"E Pluribus Wiggum" 410

[Grampa suggests that Homer should go see Professor Frink to help him remember what happened the night before.]
Homer: Really? Oh, that's great, Dad. How can I ever repay you?
Grampa: Punch that orderly who takes sips out of my juice.
Homer: Done.
[Cut to Homer punching an orderly who is about to make a bed.]
Grampa: No, wait. That's the guy that saved my life.

Homer: Strap me in, nerd!
Professor Frink: To me, "nerd" stands for Not Even Remotely Dorky. So thank you. Thank you for the compliment.

[Homer assumes the worst when he sees Marge on the couch with Duffman.]
Homer: The mother of my children with the reason for my children!

Homer: Dad, I can't remember what I did last night. Do have any idea?
Grampa: You come to me for help rememberin'? That's like asking your horse to do your taxes...which I did in 1998. [Shows a photo of horse using an adding machine.]

[Homer seeks Flanders help to find out what happened to him.]
Homer: Flanders, why did you call the cops last night?
Ned Flanders: I had to. I heard a hubbub, Bub.
Homer: What did I do?!
Ned: Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.
Season 19 Quotes
He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs The Homer of Seville Midnight Towboy I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Treehouse of Horror XVIII Little Orphan Millie Husbands and Knives Funeral for a Fiend Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind E Pluribus Wiggum That '90s Show Love, Springfieldian Style The Debarted Dial "N" for Nerder Smoke on the Daughter Papa Don't Leech Apocalypse Cow Any Given Sundance Mona Leaves-a All About Lisa