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Love, Springfieldian Style/Quotes

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Season 19 Episode Quotes
411 "That '90s Show"
412
"Love, Springfieldian Style"
"The Debarted" 413


Homer: For the next two hours, we'll be kid free. It'll be just like the time we lost them at the mall.
Marge: Hee, hee, hee, hee!
Homer: Heh, heh, that was the best Christmas ever.

Homer: Ah, the Tunnel of Love—nothing gets a woman in your arms faster than scary robots and simulated privacy.

Bart: Okay... but if Dad kisses Mom too much, a stork will lay an angel egg in her tummy, and the next thing you know we find a baby brother in the cabbage patch!

Homer: They were the Bonnie and Clyde of their day. Their names were... Bonnie and Clyde.

Bonnie: Say, if you're so bad, you could go stick up that feed store over yonder. Unless you're... chicken.
Clyde: No one calls me "chicken" without goading me into doing something stupid!

Bank employee: Why are you shooting at us? We cooperated fully!
Clyde: It's a sex thing!
Bank employee: Say no more!

Franklin D. Roosevelt: To deal with the menace of Bonnie and Clyde, I am recalling all our air defense forces from Pearl Harbor. [the crowd cheers] Somebody please remind me to move them back.
Japanese ambassador: I would be honored to perform that duty.

Sheriff Wiggum: Hey keep it down, will ya? The part where all my men get killed is comin' up.
Ned Flanders: Listen Sheriff, I can help you take down Bonnie and Clyde.
Sheriff Wiggum: After the racially-insensitive cartoon.

Shady: She's so beautiful... Imagine what she looks like with her collar off...
Moe Dog: A mutt like you could never get a fancy dame like that. Even her fleas have more class than you.
[the camera zooms in on some upper class fleas]
Snooty male flea: Lady Bitington, will you be summering in the hindquarters again this year?
Lady Bitington: Oh no. Chompy and I have taken a cottage in West Leg. It's where all the fleas are fleeing.

The Vamp: Oh, you poor thing! Is there anything I can do?
Shady: You can have dinner with me.
The Vamp: All right—but keep your nose where I can see it.

Shady: You're pretty feisty for an upper class bitch.
The Vamp: Ooh, I like that you use the technical term for a female dog.

Luigi Risotto: Why didn't I listen to mama? "Serve food to humans!"

The Vamp: I have to admit, that was exciting. And... I am in heat. That's the safe time, right?
Shady: Oh, the safest.

Dog Catcher Willie: You strays are goin' straight to the pound, where you'll be put to sleep... by my boring stories. And then you'll be killed!

Wacky Dog: Gorsh, you can't kill me—I'm half-human! Look, I wear clothes, I speak English! I'm speaking it right now!
Dog Catcher Willie: Sure you are...

Wacky Dog: This place is no picnic, but it sure beats workin' for Disney.

Milhouse: Nancy, what are the odds? You sign up for a semester at U. of London, then I immediately do the same.
Nancy Spungen: eah, I'm really lucky you saved me from meeting other people and having new experiences.

Johnny Rotten: We're gonna go out and play our songs like we've never played 'em before: competently! Where's Sid?
Paul Cook: Sidney Sheldon Vicious! Where you been, chompin' Wonka?
Johnny Rotten: When I hired a guy named Sid Vicious, I assumed it would be a thirty-year business relationship.
Steve Jones: I told you to hire Tom Responsible.
Season 19 Quotes
He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs The Homer of Seville Midnight Towboy I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Treehouse of Horror XVIII Little Orphan Millie Husbands and Knives Funeral for a Fiend Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind E Pluribus Wiggum That '90s Show Love, Springfieldian Style The Debarted Dial "N" for Nerder Smoke on the Daughter Papa Don't Leech Apocalypse Cow Any Given Sundance Mona Leaves-a All About Lisa