Holy War Throwdown

Holy War Throwdown

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Treehouse of Horror XXXIV Required characters: MMA Jesus Optional characters: Jesus Christ Internal name(s): HolyWarThrowdown ID(s): 273055 - 273058

Holy War Throwdown is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXIV content update. It requires MMA Jesus to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on MMA Jesus' exclamation mark What a beautiful sunrise! Time to get up and make a difference. Uggh What's the point of being the Son of God if you can't sleep in? Don't you have a full day of saving people? You go for me. I'm working on a vicious water-to-wine hangover here. Great idea! I can train AND bless sinners! Task: "Make MMA Jesus Train and Bless". The job takes 4 hours. If Jesus Christ is owned: Task: "Make Jesus Christ Sleep In". The job takes place at The Jesus Cube, Heavenly Swing Set, Heaven, First Church of Springfield, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Good morning, Marge! You look as lovely as your roses today. Thank you, MMA Jesus! Martin! Don't forget those wrestling moves I taught you for the bullies. Merci beaucoup, MMA Jesus! You've taken me from half nelson to a full Nelson Muntz! Blessed Ned Flanders! Still turning the other cheek? Turned it so many times I'm prayin' for more cheeks, MMA Jesus! Mr. Flanders, you're okay with a mixed martial fighter as your lord? The doctrinal conflict in having a violent Jesus is a little weird, but who better to put the devil in a choke hold until he cries "uncle"?! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on MMA Jesus' exclamation mark You guys are renovating the church? What was wrong with the old church? Oh wow...hey old Jesus... Didn't think you'd be here. Helen, where can I throw this lame, old Jesus junk—oops! AWK-ward. You're throwing me out? Just like that?! No problem. There are plenty of other churches in Springfield. No, sorry. We're it for houses of the Lord. Task: "Make MMA Jesus Help Out at Church". The job takes place at First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Jesus Christ is owned: Task: "Make Jesus Christ Sulk in the Cry Room". The job takes place at First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on MMA Jesus' exclamation mark I'm not going to stand for being the "lame" Jesus because of some ripped Jesus-come-lately version of me! I'll train to beat you in the octagon! There's a biceps and "six-pack" in me somewhere! People don't bow down to me because I'm the toughest savior in the universe, they do it because I'm nice. Besides, you created MMA Me because you were too lazy to do the work! That's it! Start the Rocky training music now! It. Is. On! I'm so confused. Which Jesus do I root for? Task: "Make MMA Jesus Train and Bless Some More". The job takes 4 hours. If Jesus Christ is owned: Task: "Make Jesus Christ Watch MMA Videos to "Train"". The job takes place at The Jesus Cube, Heavenly Swing Set, Heaven, First Church of Springfield, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on MMA Jesus' exclamation mark You don't look like you trained at all. Don't have to. As the party issuing the challenge, I choose the arena of combat! Fine, doughy-Jesus. So where are we doing this? Right here at this swimming pool! I can walk on water, so I can't lose. HA! Dude, I'm also Jesus. I can walk on water too. Ah, sh*#! Uh, Jesus...you mean "shoot," right? If Jesus Christ is not owned: Task: "Make MMA Jesus Have a Holy War Throwdown". The job takes 4 hours. If Jesus Christ is owned: Task: "Make MMA Jesus Have a Holy War Throwdown". The job requires Jesus Christ, and takes 4 hours. *taps out* I give! Uncle! Virgin Mary! Whatever! Come on, man, I'm only holding onto your robe. But the material scratches! How about you just be the milquetoast Jesus who gets his feet washed by sinners and appears on random tortillas, and I'll handle all the amazing miracles. I'd be good with that. Quest reward: 200 and 20

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXXIV quests
Encounters of the Not-Very-Spooky Kind • The Horror Happening • Plants vs. Karate • The Monsters Mash • The Human League of Humans • Just Wait Till Next Year • A Special Message From Kang & Kodos • Technically Fixed
Mighty Oak Leader	The Not-Giving-A-Rip Tree
Chainsaw Willie	Back on the Chainsaw Gang
Alien Bart	Now You See Me • Speak No Evil
Monster Hunter Homer	Flame Off
Taekwon Dracula	Drac on Drac Violence
Kung Fu Werewolf	Howl of the Wild
Ninja From the Black Lagoon	Shinobi-Dooby-Doo
Mixed Martial Medusa	Stone-Faced Killer
MMA Jesus	Holy War Throwdown