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Plants vs. Karate
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 15
Update: Treehouse of Horror XXXIV
Required characters: Lisa, Normal Springfielders, Homer
Optional characters: Bart, Xylem, Kung Fu Werewolf, Professor Frink, Mighty Oak Leader, See Currency-earning jobs
Internal name(s): PlantsVsKarate
ID(s): 273006 - 273010
Previous quest(s): Encounters of the Not-Very-Spooky Kind
Next quest(s): Just Wait Till Next Year


Plants vs. Karate is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXIV content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

Between October 15, 2023 and November 15, 2023
Taekwon Dracula - Happy Attention Springfield, the Ki-Ya Karate Monsters have arrived!
Bart - Delirious FINALLY!
Homer - Woo Hoo WOO-HOO...I think?
Kung Fu Werewolf - Howl Now who sent us those HOWWL-IBLE character ranking memes!
Taekwon Dracula - Annoyed Do you always have to howl when you talk?
Kung Fu Werewolf - Annoyed Do you always have to suck blood when you bite?
Xylem - Annoyed Wait. This is what you humans wanted for Halloween? Dusty old knockoff movie monsters?
Kung Fu Werewolf - Annoyed This dusty old knockoff is gonna knock YOUR block off!
Taekwon Dracula There you go. You CAN speak without howling.
Kung Fu Werewolf - Howl I just forgot. HOWWWWL!
Task: "Collect Plastic Fangs" (x115).
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Geek Out to Karate Monsters". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Explain the Plot". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Xylem is owned: Task: "Make Xylem Mock "Lazy Monster Stereotypes"". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Angry Christmas Trees

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Xylem - Happy All right, let's throw down these moldy monsters so we can get back to conquering this town ourselves.
Mixed Martial Medusa - Happy "Throw down"? So it's a mixed martial arts duel you want?
Xylem - Surprised Duel? Wait, what?
Taekwon Dracula - Happy Pick your fighters! One of you versus one of us...in the octagon!
Xylem - Annoyed Why would we physically fight when we have fungal weapons and spore mortars that do our dirty work?
Lisa - Grossed Out Ick!
Xylem - Happy Good idea. We also have ick cannons!
Task: "Collect Plastic Fangs" (x155).
Task: "Make Springfielders Call Out Plant Aliens" (x5). The jobs take place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Try to Make Fungus Jokes". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Kung Fu Werewolf is owned: Task: "Make Kung Fu Werewolf Challenge Xylem's Courage". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Xylem is owned: Task: "Make Xylem Start to Worry". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Root for Plants". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Root for Karate Monsters". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Frink Also Root for Karate Monsters". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Bart - Happy Go Karate Monsters!
Professor Frink - Happy Yeah! Get 'em, Karate Monsters!
Lisa - Shocked Professor Frink, you're rooting for the Karate Monsters? But plants are hands down better for the environment!
Professor Frink - Deadpan True. I am a dedicated environmentalist. But c'mon...kung fu is so cool!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Monster Business School

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Xylem - Happy Okay, wolfman, as the great leader of my people, I will prepare to fight you—
Kung Fu Werewolf - Happy *punches Xylem in the face*
Xylem - Pained OW! I said I was PREPARING!
Xylem - Annoyed Now just let me arm myself with some superior Xylem technology, and—
Kung Fu Werewolf - Happy *punches Xylem in the face again*
Xylem - Pained OW! Damn it.
Xylemite 1 - Annoyed Boss, you're embarrassing us!
Xylemite 2 - Annoyed You're getting beaten from stem to stamen!
Xylem - Annoyed You guys think this is easy? You fight him!
Kung Fu Werewolf - Howl Bring it! AH-OOOO!
Xylemite 2 - Surprised You know, I just remembered...we're getting our roots touched up this afternoon. Good luck, Boss!
Task: "Collect Plastic Fangs" (x155).
If Xylem is owned: Task: "Make Xylem Try Not to Embarrass Himself". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Kung Fu Werewolf is owned: Task: "Make Kung Fu Werewolf Kick Plant Butt". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Cringe at Alien Ineptness". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Enjoy Watching His Heroes Kick Butt". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Xylem - Sad Hey, ya know, maybe military conquest isn't our thing.
Professor Frink Your defeat was not unexpected, considering you forgot the first scientific law of fighting.
Xylem - Annoyed Which is?
Professor Frink - Happy Fighting isn't science.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Alien Control Center

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Bart - Laughing *karate punches* HA-CHA! KI-YA!
Mighty Oak Leader - Annoyed What is all that racket?!
Xylem - Annoyed It's that human boy and those Karate Monsters — who, by the way, just kicked our root balls! I bet that makes you angry.
Mighty Oak Leader Nah, not so much.
Lisa - Shocked But Mighty Oak, you need to stand up to these Karate Monsters — mostly to stop my brother's gloating and his awful kung fu noises!
Bart - Laughing *karate kicks and thrusts* WA-TAH! HI-YAH! KA-PUNCH!
Mighty Oak Leader - Annoyed They are pretty annoying.
Task: "Collect Plastic Fangs" (x155).
If Mighty Oak Leader is owned: Task: "Make Mighty Oak Leader Challenge Monsters". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Encourage Trees to Challenge Karate Monsters". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Kung Fu Werewolf is owned: Task: "Make Kung Fu Werewolf Break Boards". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Enthusiastically Watch Monsters Break Boards". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Mighty Oak Leader - Annoyed All right, Judo junkies, time for this oak to hickory smoke your beastly butts!
Taekwon Dracula - Happy KI-YA! *breaks a stack of thirty boards*
Mighty Oak Leader - Surprised Ohhh-kay. Not fighting these guys.
Taekwon Dracula - Annoyed That's right. Now make like an oak and leaf!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Alien Spore Cannon

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Xylem - Annoyed Fine. We give up. The Xylem are NOT conquering Springfield. Happy?
Homer - Woo Hoo WOOHOO!
Xylemite 2 - Annoyed This all started when we got that idiotic message with those stupid Marble Cinematronic Universe memes.
Kung Fu Werewolf - Confused Wait, you guys aren't the jerks who sent that?
Bart - Scared Uh-oh.
Lisa - Sly I take it back, Bart. I love this plan now.
Task: "Collect Plastic Fangs" (x195).
Task: "Make Springfielders Celebrate Alien Plant Defeat" (x5). The jobs take place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Change Her Mind About Bart's Plan". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Xylem is owned: Task: "Make Xylem Insist They Didn't Send the Message". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Kung Fu Werewolf is owned: Task: "Make Kung Fu Werewolf Demand to Know Who Sent the Message". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Say That Frink Sent the Message". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Kung Fu Werewolf - Confused So you potted plants didn't send the message?
Xylem - Surprised Read my knothole — NO! We have much bigger concerns on our own planet — like un-stunting our bonsai tree forests.
Bart Anyhoo...now that you're here, you can help us make our Halloween awesome!
Taekwon Dracula - Surprised But we don't want anything that promotes negative monster stereotypes.
Kung Fu Werewolf - Happy That's right. Instead, we're going to conquer Springfield ourselves! High five!
Taekwon Dracula - Confused Okay, but not one of your karate chop high fives. I'm still healing from the last time we celebrated.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
Taekwon Dracula

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Buy Plastic Fangs Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Quimby, Wiggum, Skinner 4h Halloween Headquarters, Sprawl-Mart, Try-N-Save, a Kwik-E-Mart, or Shop Plastic Fangs5, XP45
Order Plastic Fangs Online Alien Bart, Mighty Oak Leader, Kung Fu Werewolf Visitable Homes Plastic Fangs8, XP70

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the Plants vs. Zombies video game franchise.