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The Monsters Mash
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 15
Update: Treehouse of Horror XXXIV
Required characters: Homer, Normal Springfielders, Lisa
Optional characters: Bart, Taekwon Dracula, Count Dracula, Mr. Burns, Itchy, Scratchy, Quimby, Miss Springfield, Lenny, Xylem, See Currency-earning jobs
Internal name(s): TheMonstersMash
ID(s): 273011 - 273015
Previous quest(s): Encounters of the Not-Very-Spooky Kind
Next quest(s): Just Wait Till Next Year


The Monsters Mash is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXIV content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

Between October 22, 2023 and November 15, 2023
Xylem - Annoyed Could you stop hitting us now?! We gave up a week ago.
Taekwon Dracula - Happy Just making sure you plant nerds know who's top predator. Us!
Count Dracula - Happy I'm with you, my blood-sucking buddy!
Taekwon Dracula - Annoyed Don't "buddy" me! You old monsters are a disgrace!
Frankenstein's Monster - Surprised What you mean? Frankenstein plenty scary!
Kung Fu Werewolf - Happy What's scary is how out of shape you are!
Mixed Martial Medusa - Annoyed When's the last time you beat up a trick-or-treater and stole his Halloween candy?
Werewolf - Surprised That's just mean.
Kung Fu Werewolf - Annoyed No. This is mean! *punches Werewolf*
Bart - Frustrated Hey! You guys aren't this jerky on your Ki-Ya Karate Monsters TV show.
Taekwon Dracula - Happy Our agents deserve the credit. They hide our true nature.
Task: "Collect Hand Axes" (x115).
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Be Disappointed by His Heroes". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Taekwon Dracula is owned: Task: "Make Taekwon Dracula Challenge Dracula". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Count Dracula is owned: Task: "Make Dracula Suddenly Remember an Urgent Appointment". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Root for Monster Fights". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Old Country House

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Taekwon Dracula - Annoyed It's disappointing that none of the monsters in this town have a backbone!
Kung Fu Werewolf How 'bout the rest of you knuckleheads? Who is the mightiest among you?
Wolfcastle - Sad Don't look at me. I'm only Hollywood movie star tough. I'm really a weakling.
Ramrod - Surprised And us bikers only scare accountants and lawyers. We're just bullies with club patches.
Homer - Happy If you're looking for the really powerful in our society, it's the rich people.
Mr. Burns - Diabolical That peon is correct. Now gaze upon my formidable magnificence!
Taekwon Dracula - Happy So be it. We challenge this wire of a human to fight! KI-YA!
Mr. Burns - Annoyed I fight with the almighty dollar. How big of a check do I have to write to send you and your monster friends packing?
Kung Fu Werewolf - Annoyed Money means nothing to us! We only value strength in personal combat.
Mr. Burns - Eyes Darting In that case...Smithers, prepare my planetary escape pod!
Task: "Collect Hand Axes" (x155).
If Taekwon Dracula is owned: Task: "Make Taekwon Dracula Challenge Everyone in Springfield to Fight". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Make Excuses Not to Fight Monsters" (x5). The jobs take place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Throw Rich People Under the Bus". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Be Unsurprised Rich People Are Fleeing". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Burns Try to Escape the Earth". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Itchy and Scratchy are owned: Task: "Make Itchy and Scratchy Try to Ditch the Earth". The job takes place at the Cartoon Set, Itchy & Scratchy Studio, Krustylu Studios, Channel 6, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Mr. Burns - Happy So long, suckers! *escape pod sputters and crashes*
Aristotle Amadopolis Say, Scratchy, is there room on your rocket ship for a rich raconteur such as myself?
Scratchy - Sad It's a cartoon rocket that Itchy will only explode in a horrible and humorous way.
Aristotle Amadopolis - Annoyed That doesn't answer my question.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Carnival Haunted House

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Lisa - Annoyed Mayor Quimby, you're the leader of this city! You have to lead a resistance to the Karate Monsters!
Quimby - Embarrassed Er...as your leader, I've only ever thought of myself. That will continue now.
Homer - Annoyed This stinks! The monsters have us locked up like POWs.
Lenny - Dying Happy Hey, that gives me an idea! We should bribe the monster guards with apple strudel.
Homer - Drool Mmm...monster strudel.
Task: "Collect Hand Axes" (x155).
Task: "Make Lisa Try to Get the Mayor to Actually Lead". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Quimby Compound, Police Station, Court House, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Make Excuses Not to Lead Anything". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Quimby Compound, Police Station, Court House, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Miss Springfield is owned: Task: "Make Miss Springfield Start Dating Taekwon Dracula". The job takes place at Transylvanian Shaolin Monastery, Transylvania Chalet, Transylvania Cottage, Count Burns' Castle, Monster's Castle or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Lenny is owned: Task: "Make Lenny Try to Bribe Monsters With Apple Strudel". The job takes place at Transylvanian Shaolin Monastery, Transylvania Chalet, Transylvania Cottage, Count Burns' Castle, Monster's Castle or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Eat All the Strudel". The job takes place at Transylvanian Shaolin Monastery, Transylvania Chalet, Transylvania Cottage, Count Burns' Castle, Monster's Castle or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Homer - Sad Oh, no! I ate all the monster strudel!
Carl - Annoyed We figured you would. So, we made a secret second batch.
Homer - Happy D'oh! I mean woo-hoo! I'll take a piece!
Carl - Annoyed Not for you, Homer.
Lenny - Confused Say, mister Karate Monsters...wanna try some delicious strudel in exchange for releasing us?
Mixed Martial Medusa - Annoyed Fruit pastry for your freedom? You'll have to do better than that!
Lenny What if I added a brown sugar drizzle?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Itchy & Scratchy Rocket

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Patty Maybe living in this monster apocalypse hellscape isn't completely terrible.
Selma We still have cigarettes...
Patty And making people wait in line at the DMV.
Lisa - Worried Guys, let's not settle for this life. We haven't tried to get rid of the Ki-Ya Karate Monsters yet.
Homer - Sad It's too late for that, Lisa. Civilization has collapsed. It's time to prove I'm a good father and take you on a hike across the country.
Lisa - Confused What? That won't prove anything.
Bart - Bored I'd do it, Lis. Afterall, when does lardbutt ever get off the couch?
Task: "Collect Hand Axes" (x155).
Task: "Make Springfielders Complain About the Monster Apocalypse" (x5). The jobs take place at Visitable Homes and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Try to Take Lisa on a Trip Across the Country". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Avoid Hiking with Homer". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Burns' Escape Pod

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Marge - Confused Lisa, what are you doing?
Lisa Giving us a chance at freedom! I've nursed the Xylem leader back to life.
Xylem - Annoyed To clarify, I wasn't dead. Just a bit wilted.
Homer - Confused I know I always ask this but, why do we need vegetables?
Lisa - Happy By combining forces — humans, Xylem, and the plant aliens — we can defeat the Ki-Ya Karate Monsters.
Marge - Happy That's a great idea!
Xylem - Surprised That's a terrible idea!
Bart - Frustrated Stay out of this, broccoli face!
Task: "Collect Hand Axes" (x195).
Task: "Make Lisa Nurse Xylemites Back to Life". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Compare Xylem to Root". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Xylem is owned: Task: "Make Xylem Decide to Take Up Martial Arts". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Be Embarrassed by Alien Posers". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Xylem - Annoyed Stand back and witness the martial arts might of...
Mighty Oak Leader - Tree Kwondo Tree Kwondo!
Mighty Oak Leader - Tai Chi Chestnut Tai Chi Chestnut!
Mighty Oak Leader - Jiu Jitsu Juniper Jiu Jitsu Juniper!
Bart - Happy Wow! Those are some awesome tree names!
Lisa - Happy More importantly you guys learned martial arts to fight the Ki-Ya Karate Monsters!
Xylem - Surprised No. We learned martial arts so we could hang out with the cool monsters.
Lisa - Annoyed How did I not see that coming?
Kung Fu Werewolf - Happy Welcome to the dojo, guys!
Xylem - Happy We're in? Just like that?
Taekwon Dracula - Happy Sure. We've been wanting to add some houseplants to our place.
Xylem - Annoyed How did I not see that coming?
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
Chainsaw Willie

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Find Hand Axes in Tool Sheds Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Quimby, Wiggum, Skinner 4h Willie's Shack, Macaroni's Shed, Unfinished Shed, Ice Fishing Shack, Brown House Hand Axe5, XP45
Order Hand Axes Online Alien Bart, Mighty Oak Leader, Kung Fu Werewolf, Ninja From the Black Lagoon Visitable Homes Hand Axe8, XP70

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the song "Monster Mash" by Bobby Pickett.