| The Not-Giving-A-Rip Tree
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Not-Giving-A-Rip Tree is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXIV content update. It requires the Mighty Oak Leader to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Mighty Oak Leader's exclamation mark
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I am your hardwood leader! Trees, lift your limbs to me!
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What the hemlock...?! Why are none of you birches moving?!
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Mighty Oak, maybe the other trees just aren't awake like you are.
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Between you and me...trees are the worst.
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Pollen all over your car in the morning, leaves falling everywhere...you know that's how we poop, right?
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Yuck. But c'mon...is it really worse than humans?
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*shrugs his limbs* I might have gone a little overboard.
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Task: "Make Mighty Oak Leader Try to Engage the Local Flora". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield Christmas Tree Farm, Big T Tree, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Give Trees Some Serious Side Eye". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield Christmas Tree Farm, Big T Tree, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Mighty Oak Leader's exclamation mark
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I guess trees can be jerks, but at least we don't go around rolling black goo all over the land!
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Are you talking about pavement...asphalt?
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What'd you call me?!
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| Task: "Make Mighty Oak Leader Express His Feelings About Pavement". The job takes 4 hours.
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You've covered up all my grass, bush, and tree brothers and sisters with pavement. For what?
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Duh. For our cars. Look at me. I don't have a body that moves around by itself.
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You'd be a lot happier and healthier if you just walked everywhere like I do.
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Yeah, about that...trees really shouldn't be walking around.
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I should give you a ticket, but my ticket pad is back in the squad car. Say, could you carry me?
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Not gonna do that.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Mighty Oak Leader's exclamation mark
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See, Marge, I told you this park would be a perfect spot for a romantic picnic lunch.
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It's nice that you're trying to be romantic, but it's a little too hot for a picnic.
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I've got that covered. Or should I say this lumberhead has us both covered. Spread those branches out, jerk!
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Bite my root ball, buddy.
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Task: "Make Mighty Oak Leader Think About Stomping on Humans". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield Christmas Tree Farm, Big T Tree, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Feel Embarrassed by Homer in Front of the Tree". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield Christmas Tree Farm, Big T Tree, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Slam Lunch Beers Before They Get too Warm". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield Christmas Tree Farm, Big T Tree, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Mighty Oak Leader's exclamation mark
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People of Springfield!
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Yeah?
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I was addressing the humans. I don't know what you are.
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People...heed my words, for I am mighty and a leader!
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Okay, timber toes, we're primed to follow pretty much anyone who appears on TV and calls themselves a leader.
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You must stop treating the Earth with such disrespect and disregard!
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BORING!
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Seriously! Dance or do some magic tricks.
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But...but...I am a mighty leader, not a sideshow entertainer!
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That's right! Stay in your lane, shade-maker!
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Task: "Make Mighty Oak Leader Give a Stirring Speech". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Be Moved But Not Care" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield Christmas Tree Farm, Big T Tree, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
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I have to admit, that speech was very stirring.
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Moving, rousing, inspiring...
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So you will listen and change your ways now?
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Nah.
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I don't get it!
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You really need a reality TV show to get any traction these days.
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And how do I get this TV show?
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You can start by working for me! How does "Sideshow Oak" sound?
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That sounds ghastly! The "sideshow" part.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the children's book The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein.
