| Howl of the Wild
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Howl of the Wild is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXIV content update. It requires Kung Fu Werewolf to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Kung Fu Werewolf's exclamation mark
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Who is the greatest Ki-Ya Karate Monster? FYI: He's standing right in front of you.
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Although kung fu is objectively more awesome than taekwondo, vampires are still cooler than hairy-knuckled werewolves.
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What? No way! HOOWWWWL!
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Task: "Make Kung Fu Werewolf Impress With His Chi Howling". The job takes 4 hours.
If Comic Book Guy is owned: Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Post Monster Rankings Online". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon, Java Server, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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I have to admit, your chi howl is quite impressive.
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So now you can call me the greatest Ki-Ya Karate Monster!
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Let's call it a tie.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Kung Fu Werewolf's exclamation mark
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I guess I can live with being tied for first in the Ki-Ya Karate Monster rankings.
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Well, I can't live with it!
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Technically you're the undead — not actually alive, so—
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I'd stay out of this unless you want to be my dinner tonight, blood bag.
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Owoo, somebody woke up on the wrong side of the coffin.
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What I wake up to is that awful wet dog smell after you come out of the shower!
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If Taekwon Dracula is owned: Task: "Make Taekwon Dracula Make More Dog Jokes". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon, Java Server, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Kung Fu Werewolf Refuse to Take Any Grief From a Bat in a Cape". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon, Java Server, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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I'm not taking grief from a flying rodent dressed like an opera singer!
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Bats with capes are objectively cooler than werewolves, especially when they practice martial arts and fight crime.
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My new rankings are in! Taekwon Dracula is once again alone in first place.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Kung Fu Werewolf's exclamation mark
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All he's got for martial arts skills are just a lot of high kicks!
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Like this? *kicks Kung Fu Werewolf in the face*
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OW!
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Where's your vaunted kung fu now?
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If you want to see kung fu, I'll show you fists and feet of kung fu!
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Task: "Make Kung Fu Werewolf Demonstrate Werewolf Fu". The job takes 4 hours.
If Comic Book Guy is owned: Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Be Impressed". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon, Java Server, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Taekwon Dracula is owned: Task: "Make Taekwon Dracula Begrudgingly Respect Kung Fu". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon, Java Server, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Kung Fu Werewolf's exclamation mark
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That Werewolf-Fu does look pretty cool.
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AH-OOW! I'm back as the top Ki-Ya Karate Monster!
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Not so fast, dog breath!
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Mixed Martial Medusa?!
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That's right! And if we're talking who the best Ki-Ya Karate Monster is, nothing beats mixed martial arts.
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Oh, like rolling around on the ground like a baby is better than punching and kicking like a well-oiled machine.
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That's it!
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He really shouldn't have said that.
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If Mixed Martial Medusa is owned: Task: "Make Mixed Martial Medusa Kick Werewolf Butt". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon, Java Server, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Kung Fu Werewolf Regret Life Choices". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon, Java Server, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Taekwon Dracula is owned: Task: "Make Taekwon Dracula Stay Out of This Fight". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon, Java Server, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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I give up! Mixed Martial Medusa can have first place, second place, and whatever other place she wants.
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Well, obviously Mixed Martial Medusa is the best Ki-Ya Karate Monster. And may I add your snake hair oddly attractive.
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*clears throat*
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Uh, oh. Wife in the room!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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