| Back on the Chainsaw Gang
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Back on the Chainsaw Gang is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXIV content update. It requires Chainsaw Willie to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark
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Willie, it looks like invasive alien weeds are plaguing the playground. Or, this being Springfield, possibly actual aliens.
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Either way, I want you to eradicate them.
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Ach! Alien weeds can be sleekit beasties! Me chainsaws will take care of them tho.
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And what about the wee tots who might be playin' amongst the weeds?
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No worries. Their parents signed waivers that indemnify us against any harm done by crazed chainsaw-wielding Scottish groundskeepers.
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Task: "Make Chainsaw Willie Go After Alien Weeds". The job takes 4 hours.
If Skinner is owned: Task: "Make Skinner Make Sure the School's Lawyers Have Been Paid". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark
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That was hard work, but now the playground is clear of alien weeds.
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Uh, just out of curiosity, you didn't happen to cut down any Martins or Milhouses, did you?
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Not a single bonny lad or lass was injured!
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Although a few alien plants looked like they had spikey, multicolored hair...but Willie's pretty sure they weren't students.
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Better call our lawyers again, just in case.
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Task: "Make Chainsaw Willie Take a Haggis Break". The job takes place at Willie's Shack or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Skinner is owned: Task: "Make Skinner Double Check With Lawyers". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark
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Looks like some of the alien plants were alien people after all.
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You chain-sawed my cousin, you bearded brute!
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Would an "oops" make it better?
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You better go finish them off, Willie.
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I got the need for alien weed!
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| Task: "Make Chainsaw Willie Chase After Stragglers". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark
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Hairy human, we'll make you a deal. We'll stay away from the school, and you put the chainsaws away.
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And for you not weed-whacking us, we'll treat you to this feast of our favorite food.
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What's this?! Ye're favorite food is haggis?! Ye're meat eaters?
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Is it that surprising? You eat us, we eat you.
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What do you mean "we eat you"?
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Don't ask how the sausage is made.
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Ach, I'm ginin' to not have a taste for me national dish!
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Task: "Make Chainsaw Willie Eat Alien Haggis". The job takes place at the Pod Patch, Alien Pod Tree 1, Alien Pod Tree 2, Alien Pod Tree 3, Alien Bush, Alien Flower 1, Alien Flower 2, Alien Flower 3, Springfield Park Entrance, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Xylem is owned: Task: "Make Xylem Hide Cookbook". The job takes place at the Pod Patch, Alien Pod Tree 1, Alien Pod Tree 2, Alien Pod Tree 3, Alien Bush, Alien Flower 1, Alien Flower 2, Alien Flower 3, Springfield Park Entrance, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the song "Back on the Chain Gang" by the Pretenders.
