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Contents

Arms Escalation Pt. 1

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png These new cyborg upgrades are righteous!
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png Time travel is supposed to leave you naked, but even in the buff I'm totally badass now!
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png Charlton Heston brought his watch back to ancient Egypt. I bring heavy ordinance to Springfield!
Task: Build Springfield Penitentiary
Task: Make Snake Be a Menace to Society (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Arms Escalation Pt. 2

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png Nothing gets the servo fluids flowing like over-the-top automatic high-tech weapons fire!
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png *click* *click* *click* *click* Huh? Out of bullets?! Bogus!
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png Now where can I find 500 round clips of .90 caliber ammo?
Task: Make Snake Search for New Ammunition (8h, Police Station)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Arms Escalation Pt. 3

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png Major bummer. Cyborg ammo is totally expensive!
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png Gotta drum up some cash to put the blast back into my boom-fists.
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png Attention, Kwik-E-Mart shoppers… There's about to be a huge clean up on aisles one through… everything.
Task: Make Snake Rob the Kwik-E-Mart (1h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png *BOOM* Out of my store, you evil cyborg!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png I've seen the Exterminator movie! I know of your plans for our future and will feel no remorse in blasting you back to the factory where you were born.
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png Whoa, dude! Take a chill, these things aren't even loaded.
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png You've totally messed up my sleek, futuristic chassis!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png It will be messed up more! We're having a half-price sale on shotgun shells. So affordable, I can keep this up all week!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Arms Escalation Pt. 4

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png Oh, man, that Kwik-E-Mart merchant totally gutted my grill.
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png I hope I grabbed enough cash to cover repairs.
Task: Make Snake Go in for Repairs (12h, Springfield Penitentiary)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Arms Escalation Pt. 5

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png My bodywork is back to brand new and I even scored some sweet detailing!
Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon.png From now on, I'm keeping my chrome polished.
Task: Make Snake Prepare Lunch (24h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Aqua World

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I heard the oceans are rising and Springfield will be submerged by 2143! I'll drown in my coffin!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png If you're already dead, you can't drown. But I'm glad you're concerned about the ocean levels.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We better figure out how to build a floating city real quick!
Task: Collect Brass Knuckles and Unlock Aqua World
Task: Place Aqua World
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hmm, all it needs now is an orange tree.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Old King Coal

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Task: Collect Brass Knuckles and Unlock Old King Coal
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Total Recoal Pt. 1

After tapping on Old King Coal's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Old King Coal Icon.png The King of all villains is back, baby!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Villain? Isn't coal what Santa gives to bad children?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Yeah, go jump in a stocking, ya lump!
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Haw Haw!
Tapped Out Old King Coal Icon.png Lump?! I'll give you lump!!
Task: Make Old King Coal Blow Coal (24h)
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png *cough cough* Did a jerk in a diesel truck just drive by?
Tapped Out Old King Coal Icon.png Diesel?! Diesel isn't coal! You people know nothing about fuel sources!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Total Recoal Pt. 2

After tapping on Old King Coal's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Old King Coal Icon.png I'm worth so much more than a lame Christmas gift.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Most people don't actually use coal in their daily lives anymore.
Tapped Out Old King Coal Icon.png Ridiculous! Old King Coal commands you all to return to the turn-of-the-century and start using coal again!
Task: Make Old King Coal Pretend to Rule Springfield (4h)
Tapped Out Old King Coal Icon.png By decree of the King, you shall all use coal!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No one has to do as you say. We're a democracy here, Old King Coal.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png King Quimby might have something to say about that!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Total Recoal Pt. 3

After tapping on Old King Coal's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Old King Coal Icon.png If you refuse my coal then I'll teach you just how badass coal really is.
Tapped Out Old King Coal Icon.png When coal is burned into fly ash, uranium is concentrated into ten times their original levels!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png TMI!
Tapped Out Old King Coal Icon.png Just wait until I tell you what coal is made of! Hint… your favorite pets.
Task: Make Old King Coal Teach About Coal (8h, Springfield Library)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Total Recoal Pt. 4

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png This has been fantastically interesting Old King Coal.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Why don't you bring your smoke and coal show to the school.
Tapped Out Old King Coal Icon.png Anything to let people know about how bad Old King Coal is.
Task: Make Old King Coal Give a Talk About Coal (1h, Springfield Elementary)
Task: Make Youngsters Listen Intently [x4] (1h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Old King Coal Icon.png ... so not only does coal release twice as much CO2 as natural gas, it also releases methane, which is 21 times worse than CO2.
Tapped Out Old King Coal Icon.png Truly, coal is a dangerous substance that everyone should fear.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Wow! Coal is so hot, it's cool!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You're a good teacher King Coal!
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png I love black rocks!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Total Recoal Pt. 5

After tapping on Old King Coal's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Old King Coal Icon.png I don't want people to love me. I'm a nerd in a bowtie instead of the dark-hearted supervillain that I really am.
Tapped Out Old King Coal Icon.png The best way to teach the dangers of coal is to unleash them!
Task: Make Old King Coal Blow Coal (24h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Superhero Bonus

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Task: Collect Brass Knuckles [x10000]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Springfield Books

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hey Milhouse look! The new book store is doing a signing with Radioactive Man's actor Dirk Richter!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Whoa! Did I hear “Dirk?” Let's go!
Task: Make Bart Attend a Book Signing (8h, Springfield Books)
Task: Make Milhouse Attend a Book Signing (8h, Springfield Books)
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Well that was disappointing.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Yeah, who knew there was a romance novel author with the same name.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Band-Aids Box Pt. 2

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Task: Collect Soilant Red and Unlock the First Aid Kit
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Clobber Girl

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Task: Collect Soilant Red and Unlock Clobber Girl Lisa
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 1

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Oh awesome Lisa, you have your super strength back!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png How ‘bout beating up Nelson for me?
Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon.png No Bart! Super strength doesn't mean one has to use it for violence.
Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon.png I will show people that problems can be solved without violence.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Like opening this pickle jar for me?
Task: Make Clobber Girl Open a Stuck Jar (6s, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Whoa, Lisa! I just wanted the lid off, not the jar smashed to bits with your fists.
Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon.png Hmm, guess my super powers cause me to be a little more violent than I need to be.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 2

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Excuse me Clobber Girl, but my safe door seems to be stuck, could you open it for me?
Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon.png That sounds like an innocent non-violent use of my power.
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png Alright, losers… this is like a hold up. Correction: not “like a hold up,” this IS one.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Clobber Girl! Do Something!
Task: Make Clobber Girl Throw a Safe (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Thanks Clobber Girl. But now my safe is a permanent part of Mr. Snake.
Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon.png Gahh! I did it again. I just can't help being too violent. It's just such a quick and easy way to solve problems.
Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon.png I need to be better than this, no more violence!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 3

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Clobber Girl! You have to help! Bart and Nelson have gotten into a fight!
Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon.png I'll help, but not with my super strength. I'll save the day with my words.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I'm tired of your bullying, you gap-tooth, torn sleeved doofus!
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png That's it Simpson! I'll knock your block off and put your skull on my bicycle handlebars!
Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon.png Guys, stop! There are better paths to take than violence.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Shut up, Slobber Girl. Bart's gonna be my punching bag forever!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Owwww.
Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon.png Enough!
Task: Make Clobber Girl Break Up the Fight (8h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png You knocked out the bully and your brother without breaking a sweat! Now you've got me sweating!
Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon.png Milhouse, I already feel super bad.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png What do you mean? That was super cool!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon.png Mom, I promised myself that I wouldn't use violence but it's all I've done! I'm such a bad person.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png You're not a bad person, you're my little clobber girl. Look at how much good you've done!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png You've fed your father, stopped a robbery and broken up a fight! All very good deeds.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Just because violence is bad, doesn't make the user of it a bad person. Especially if they used it for good deeds.
Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon.png Thanks, Mom.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Now Clobber Girl should take off her gloves and go have some fun as Lisa!
Task: Make Clobber Girl Chill Out (24h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Attack Helicopter

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png You know Quimby, Arnie Pye is a lone bird above Springfield. Flying anywhere he wants, looking down on all of us… should he be allowed such unfettered freedom?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png You do have a point—hey, wait a minute… you're just gunning for new equipment for that useless department of yours!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png In order to make them useful, “useless” departments need new equipment even more.
Task: Collect Soilant Red and Unlock the Attack Helicopter
Task: Place the Attack Helicopter
Task: Tap the Attack Helicopter
Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon.png Whoa, I dunno if I wanna be in the air with that beast around.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Ah you've got nothing to worry about Arnie, nobody on the force knows how to fly it.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

X-Ray Machine

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Dear citizens of Springfield, we have a healthcare surplus for the exact price of one X-Ray machine.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png However there ah, wasn't enough surplus for a technician...
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png So when it arrives it'll be free to use by all unqualified citizens.
Task: Collect Soilant Red and Unlock the X-Ray Machine
Task: Place the X-Ray Machine
Task: Tap the X-Ray Machine
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png This might not be the safest thing to have open to everybody.
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png I'm scanning my insides like Halloween candy!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ralph! How long were you in there?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Sciencewater Pt. 2

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Task: Collect Soilant Red and Unlock the Sciencewater Pack
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Plastic Prison

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Mayor Quimby, I have major concerns about our prisons.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Yes Marge? I am listening.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png The prisons in this town might not be adequate. Snake escapes from them on a weekly basis!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Citizens would surely benefit from a Snake-proof, secure prison.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png So secure that only a magical wizard could escape it!
Task: Collect Soilant Red and Unlock the Plastic Prison
Task: Place the Plastic Prison
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Stretch Dude Bart

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Task: Collect Soilant Red and Unlock Stretch Dude Bart
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Twist of Fate Pt. 1

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hey Milhouse, with my stretch powers back, it's time to PULL some pranks!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Oooh, you could slap Nelson from across the room!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Nelson is small potatoes, especially when I've got a big dumb russet in Skinner.
Task: Make Stretch Dude Bart Prank Skinner (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Who wrote “Skinner smells like re-refried beans coming out of a donkey's butt?”
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Bart, I know you got your stretch powers back. Do you really want to use them on such a weak target?
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png And yes, by “weak” I realize I'm talking about myself.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Twist of Fate Pt. 2

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You know what Milhouse, Skinner has inspired me to do more with my powers.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Stretching to snag drumsticks from Homer and fooling friends with shoulder taps is beneath me.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Hold that thought. Someone's tapping my shoulder… maybe a new friend!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Sorry, old habit… but starting now, I promise to use my powers to make money!
Task: Make Stretch Dude Bart Create a Superpower Business (8h, Bart's Treehouse)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Twist of Fate Pt. 3

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Are you lacking a ladder? Do you need a human bridge, umbrella, or parachute? Hire Stretch Dude now!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Oh Stretch diddly-Dude, I could make use of your powers!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I can't reach Rod and Todd's new curtain rod. Think you could hold it high for this neighbourly guy?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That'll be fifty bucks!
Task: Make Stretch Dude Bart Install a Curtain Rod (12h, Flanders House)
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png What a wonderful job! The curtain rod's on the level and so are you, Stretch Dude!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I'm gonna spread the good word about your good work!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Glad I could unburden some of your wallet weight, sir!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Twist of Fate Pt. 4

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Stretch Dude! I need you to help us install more ornate stained glass into the church ceiling!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I think your stretchy powers could make for a great radiation catcher at the reactor.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Bart! You have non-superhero chores to do at home!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Arrgh! Enough! I can only stretch in 5, maybe 6 directions!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That's it. My prices have doubled. Mom, I'll give you the family discount.
Task: Make Stretch Dude Bart Provide Stretchy Services [x3] (12h, First Church of Springfield)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Twist of Fate Pt. 5

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Since Stretch Dude Inc. went into business I haven't sold a single ladder. Yes, Kwik-E-Mart sells ladders!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Stretch Dude Inc. must be stopped, for the sake of me and my eight children!
Task: Make Apu Confront Stretch Dude Inc. (24h, Bart's Treehouse)
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Stretch Dude, you are stretching my patience. Please stop your fantastic elastic business.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Nothing a little money can't fix.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You can pay me to stop stretching… for a hefty sum of course.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png My business will surely rebound! Thanks to the corporate bribery that I have grown accustomed to.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Superhero Bonus

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Task: Collect Soilant Red [x12000])
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Band-Aids Box Pt. 3

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Task: Collect Canned Crab Juice and Unlock the First Aid Kit
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

X-Ray Truck

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Oh I must have the best movie prop collection in all of Springfield.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Nay! All of America!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Dude, you have a lot of small stuff. You're missing that one big, cool showpiece!
Task: Collect Canned Crab Juice and Unlock the X-Ray Truck
Task: Place the X-Ray Truck
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Aha! Now does this quell your vapid criticism?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You've nailed the big part, but an X-Ray truck? Lame!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Sciencewater Pt. 3

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Task: Collect Canned Crab Juice and Unlock the Sciencewater Pack
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Bouncing Battle Baby

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Task: Collect Canned Crab Juice and Unlock Bouncing Battle Baby Maggie
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Little Maggie Had Superpowers Pt. 1

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Gahh, there's mice in the city hall vents! Catching mice falls under the Police Department's auspices.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png No cop under my command could possibly fit in those vents, let alone someone with my curves.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png How about a baby?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png You monster! The City can't just go around employing babies willy-nilly
Tapped Out Bouncing Battle Baby Icon.png *suck suck*
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Er, well I suppose there is one right there. Perhaps it couldn’t hurt to er, try.
Task: Make Bouncing Battle Baby Clean out the Vents (12h, Town Hall)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Little Maggie Had Superpowers Pt. 2

After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Say blue-haired Marge, could weez Spucklers borrow that there bouncing super baby of yours?
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Weez makin' moonshine and needz the trail to the still tamped down.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I don't approve of moonshine but as long as Maggie's compensated fairly… I'll allow her butt to help.
Task: Make Bouncing Battle Baby Butt Slam (4h)
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Maggie you're back, how was working at Cletus's Farm?
Tapped Out Bouncing Battle Baby Icon.png *suck*
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png And what did he pay you?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png A jug of moonshine?! I lend my baby out to hill people and this is what you get?!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Little Maggie Had Superpowers Pt. 3

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Hello, Marge. I'm told you manage Springfield's newest superhero, Bouncing Battle Baby.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I kindly request her presence at a book signing at the Android's Dungeon.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Only if you pay her! Cletus paid her in moonshine!
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png No worries ma'am. I only pay in common currency!
Task: Make Bouncing Battle Baby Squiggle Autographs (8h, Android's Dungeon)
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Maggie you're back, how was signing books at Android's Dungeon?
Tapped Out Bouncing Battle Baby Icon.png *suck*
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png And what did he pay you?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png An Archie comic?! The lowest of the low! People are too willing to take advantage.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Little Maggie Had Superpowers Pt. 4

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Hi ya Midge! I could use your help. I've got this bowling tournament... and my ball's in the shop… if I don't bowl they'll kick me out of the league.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Now Bouncing Battle Baby there, she's about the size of a bowling ball. I'm just sayin'…
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png No way Moe! People keep using Maggie for personal gains. That's not what superheroes are supposed to do!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png No more borrowing Bouncing Battle Baby! She'll do what she wants from now on.
Task: Make Bouncing Battle Baby Bounce Around (24h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Spirography Factory

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, have you seen Ned's new paintings? They're gorgeous!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Gorgeous? I doubt that. Anything stupid Flanders can do, I could do better.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well actually... the only artistic thing I can do is make up song lyrics on the fly.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png If only there was an easy way for me to out-do Flanders' art...
Task: Collect Canned Crab Juice and Unlock the Spirography Factory
Task: Build the Spirography Factory
Task: Make Homer "Draw" "Beautiful" "Art" (12h, Spirography Factory)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey Ned, check out my art that is way better than yours… WAY better!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Wow Homer, you've done such prepossessing geometric work and those parallel contours are just exquisite.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Thanks, I guess.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Outdoing Flanders was way less rewarding than outdoing the dog!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dr. Lenny's Lab

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Smithers, I'm not happy with any of my current abodes.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Do you need another mansion built sir?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png No no, not just another mansion. All my mansions represent only a part of me, the rich part.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I need a house that will represent all parts of me, rich, evil, reclusive.
Task: Collect Canned Crab Juice and Unlock Dr. Lenny's Lab
Task: Build Dr. Lenny's Lab
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dr. Crab

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Task: Collect Canned Crab Juice and Unlock Dr. Crab
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Superhero Bonus

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Task: Collect Canned Crab Juice [x12000]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Fishing For Compliments Pt. 1

After tapping on Dr. Crab's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon.png Looks like I am stuck in zis horrid town.
Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon.png I never realized that being a crab would create so much attention.
Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon.png Perhaps it iz time to return to looking like ze human, and rediscover Dr. Vladmir Krabokov.
Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon.png But zhat will require access to ze uranium, I must find a way to into ze nuclear plant.
Task: Make Dr. Crab Study Nuclear Plant Workers (12h, Control Building)
Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon.png I have located ze stupid one. Now to put my plan into action.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Fishing For Compliments Pt. 2

After tapping on Dr. Crab's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon.png Hello, I am--
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png -- Ooo a talking crab! Either I've fallen asleep in cioppino or the plant's got a new mascot!
Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon.png -- um yes! I am ze new nuclear plant mascot!
Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon.png Please take me into ze plant so I may do my crazy moves for za verkers.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wait a minute, bub… first I want a hug!
Task: Make Homer Compromise Power Plant Security (8h, Control Building)
Task: Make Dr. Crab Mascot the Power Plant Workers (8h, Control Building)
Task: Make Dr. Crab Steal Uranium (8h, Control Building)
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Wow that mascot was great!
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png I never knew a dancing, singing crab was what I needed to make me feel better about my job and my life!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Hey, anybody see some uranium laying around?
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Nope, none today.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Fishing For Compliments Pt. 3

After tapping on Dr. Crab's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon.png Hmm, ze workers really seem to like ze mascot act.
Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon.png I shall use it as my cover in ze Kwik-Ze-Mart to get ze final parts zhat I need.
Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon.png Just need one cheap phone charger, an electric toothbrush, and a bag of ze Cheesie Chippos.
Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon.png Ze cheesies are for me, zhey are so tasty.
Task: Make Dr. Crab Steal Machine Parts (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Hey! Where are you going with my stuff, crab person!
Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon.png Oh me? I am not taking ze stuff, I am mascot here to cheer you on!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Fishing For Compliments Pt. 4

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Ooo, Kwik-E-Mart Corp's very own mascot!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Wait, is this going to cost me?
Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon.png All I ask is one cheap phone charger, an electric toothbrush, and a bag of ze Cheesie Chippos.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Deal!
Task: Make Dr. Crab Crab Dance (4h)
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Oh how fun! What was your name Mr. Mascot?
Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon.png My name iz Dr. Crab.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png What a fantastically fun mascot name. May I ask, is there a Nurse Crayfish?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Fishing For Compliments Pt. 5

After tapping on Dr. Crab's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon.png Hmm, it seems as zough people really like having a crab person valking around.
Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon.png Maybe I should stay as ze crab and not become ze human again. Human is zo boring.
Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon.png As Dr. Crab I can live my life plotting vays to kill Radioactive Man.
Task: Make Dr. Crab Build a Death Ray (24h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

One Week Wonder Films

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Smithers, let's make another movie. It'll have to be a blockbuster though. So pitch me a blockbuster!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png And don't tell me it's hard.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png You could decide on a subject matter by looking at popular Google searches, sir.
Task: Play Felon Battles in Friend Towns and Unlock One Week Wonder Films
Task: Build One Week Wonder Films
Task: Make Smithers Research Google Searches (8h, One Week Wonder Films)
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png It seems like the popular searches are for cute kittens and free porn.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Perfect! We have our movie Smithers!
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png I'm not sure audiences or P.E.T.A. would find that an acceptable story, sir.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Bastille Day

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
System Message Celebrate Bastille Day with everyone's favorite french femme fatale, Charcoal Briquette! Available now in The Collector's Store!

Charcoal Chef Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Another barbecue at Ned's and I'm not invited! He mangles my moustache!... if I had a moustache!
Tapped Out Charcoal Briquette Icon.png Do you want me to flambé this Flanders?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Don't burn Flanders. Burn his food.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It's my experience, when you destroy a man's food, you destroy a man's heart.
Task: Make Charcoal Briquette Burn Food at the BBQ (4h, Flanders House)
Tapped Out Charcoal Briquette Icon.png Muahaha, now all your food is better for charcoal zan for eating.

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I'm not so sure, Ms. Briquette. My steak is looking pretty delicious!

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Mmmm… Breaking news… it is delicious!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Charcoal Chef Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

Ms. Briquette, you must enter Channel 6's new cooking competition – “Sizzlin' in Springfield!”

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You could cook up some wonderful prizes.
Tapped Out Charcoal Briquette Icon.png I would not know how to cook za prizes. Maybe seared or sautéed?

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The prize for winning “Sizzlin' in Springfield” is the prestige you'd reap across the country, namely here and other Springfields.
Tapped Out Charcoal Briquette Icon.png Keep talking...
Task: Make Kent Brockman Persuade Charcoal Briquette (8h, Channel 6)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Charcoal Chef Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

Welcome to “Sizzlin' in Springfield!” Channel 6's own copycat cooking competition show.

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Today we have the beautiful femme fatale Charcoal Briquette! Her super villain powers give her a very interesting cooking technique!

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Show the audience your stuff, Briquette!
Tapped Out Charcoal Briquette Icon.png My stuff?! Ave you tricked me onto one of zeez kinds of shows! Mais quel pervert!
Task: Make Charcoal Briquette Shoot Flames at Kent Brockman (2h, Channel 6)

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Wow! You missed me, Ms. Briquette but let's try this Crème you Brûlée'd instead.

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Mmmm, oh my, what great caramelization, you've torched this perfectly Ms. Briquette!

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I must declare Charcoal Briquette tonight's top chef! She is surely Sizzlin' in Springfield!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Charcoal Chef Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Charcoal Briquette Icon.png Ze fame of "Sizzlin' in Springfield” az reminded me of why I got into villainy in ze first place, ze infamy!
Tapped Out Charcoal Briquette Icon.png When I became a villain I vowed zat everyone would know ze name Charcoal Briquette as more zan just a nice piece of ash.
Tapped Out Charcoal Briquette Icon.png Now I av my chance to do just zat.
Task: Make Charcoal Briquette Flame On (4h)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Mmm what a fantastically flamed burger!
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png This is the best braised possum I've ever sunk me rotten teeth into.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png You've brought my already burnt hot dogs back to life, Ms. Briquette.
Tapped Out Charcoal Briquette Icon.png Oh merci, merci.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Charcoal Chef Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Charcoal Briquette Icon.png Ah, I am ze best cuisinière, everyone in Springfield knows my name.

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Charcoal, would you please make me one of those steaks you made the first time I met you?

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Tonight's top story: nothing I've tasted since could come close to that perfection.
Task: Make Charcoal Briquette Medium Rare (24h)

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This steak is a brick! It's scorched to oblivion!

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All this fame has taken a simmering woman and made her into a boiling hot head!

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I'm going to have to close the lid on your reign as Springfield's Top Chef.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Sequel Squad Membership

After tapping on 24 hours after first Friend visit

Fallout Boy's exclamation mark:

Fallout Boy Icon.png Now, what we need is to find a new name for our team.
Fallout Boy Icon.png Something strong, punchy, easy for a man, woman or child to call out in exclamation.
Fallout Boy Icon.png How ‘bout Sequel Squad!
Pie Man Icon.png What if this is a reboot and not an actual sequel? Superhero names have to be accurate. Especially if we're getting costumes printed up.
System Message Get the Sequel Squad Membership Card and earn double rewards for capturing Criminals in a friend's town!
Sequel Squad Membership
Purchased System Message
Congratulations on your purchase of the Sequel Squad Membership Card. You'll now get double rewards for tapping Criminals in a friend's town!

Burning Memories

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Oh Wholesome and Sons, I have many fond memories of avoiding bullies in your comic comfort.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png And you're back, just as I remember... burning.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Recall Childhood Memories (4h, Control Building)
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I used to be haunted by the memories of this place every time I heard my own name.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Now I have the actual shop here to haunt me of father's arson of my childhood pleasures... and the shop too I guess.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lasers are Forever

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Citizens of Springfield, I would like to introduce Springfield's very first satellite!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Whoa! Does it have lasers?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png No, it doesn't come equipped with lasers.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png No lasers?! How uncool is that?
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Yeah, we could have destroyed Shelbyville with lasers!
Task: Make Springfielders Protest the Lack of Lasers [x5] (12h, Town Hall)
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Actually, I did install lasers, to measure gravitational waves and discover the origins of the universe...
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Point them at Shelbyville!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hidden High Jinks

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Nice new basketball court Mr. Burns!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Foolish Simpson! I haven't exercised since James Naismith and I hung the first peach basket.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png This court is for much more than basket-ed ball.
Task: Tap on the Basketball Court
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 1

After tapping on Citizen Solar's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png You know what Wind Lad? I've been feeling pretty dandy lately.
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png The sun's been shining bright and I'm as cranked up as a Tesla supercharger.
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png I'm feeling great too. I'm spinning faster than a category 6 tornado-alley twister.
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png If these weather patterns keep up we may no longer be second rate heroes!
Task: Make Citizen Solar Bathe in the Sun (4h)
Task: Make Wind Lad Dance in the Wind (4h)
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png I've never enjoyed the blazing, scorching, unbearable sun more!
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png There hasn't been more hot air blowing since the last GOP debate!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 2

After tapping on Citizen Solar's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png Citizen Solar, what happens if the weather stops being so great for us?
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png We become nobodies again… dust in the wind, Wind Lad.
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png Maybe if we study the weather we'll be able to forecast low winds and poor UV light.
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png Then if the weather takes a turn for the worse we can just go into hiding!
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png Excellent idea Wind Lad. To the books we go!
Task: Make Citizen Solar Study the Weather (8h, Springfield Library)
Task: Make Wind Lad Study the Weather (8h, Springfield Library)
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png I've found some disturbing news about our new strength Wind Lad...
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png Me too Citizen Solar...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 3

After tapping on Citizen Solar's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png The reason my power has been so great lately is due to the thinning ozone layers.
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png More UV rays are shining onto the planet hence the boost to my solar power.
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png The higher average temperature increase has caused more storms and turbulence in the atmosphere.
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png Both of us are benefitting from the effects of climate change!
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png The only way we're both going to stay strong is if people keep using fossil fuels!
'Task: Make Citizen Solar Support Fossil Fuels (12h, Town Hall)
Task:
Make Wind Lad Deny Climate Change (12h, Town Hall)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What are you guys doing? You know the effects of climate change!
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png Exactly! If the earth is warming, how does Santa Claus still get around?
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png We use oil for things we love. We put it on our salads, in our cars, and to cure squeaks.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Neither of those points make sense.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 4

After tapping on Citizen Solar's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I can't keep letting Wind Lad and Citizen Solar go around spouting this non-sense.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png They're supposed to be supporters of clean energy!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wind Lad did make a good point though. Santa still visits Springfield every year.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And the earth warming up is good for lots of wonderful things – palm trees, swimming pools, road runners, scorpions…
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ugh.....
Task: Make Lisa Research Clean Energy Benefits (4h, Springfield Library)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 5

After tapping on Citizen Solar's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wind Lad, Citizen Solar, you can't support fossil fuels anymore.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I know you think it's making you guys stronger, but you don't need to be stronger.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Renewable energy isn't meant to be more powerful than fossil fuels, it's meant to outlast them.
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png But how are we supposed to beat our enemies?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's my point, you don't need to beat them, you're going to outlast them.
Task: Make Citizen Solar Generate Renewable Energy (24h)
Task: Make Wind Lad Blast Off (24h)
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png I'm doing it Wind Lad! The sun's gentle caress is charging my solar cells. I'll be able to solar blast bad guys for years to come.
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png And continual gentle breezes will offer me the opportunity to fight today, tomorrow and forever!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Springfield Asylum Gil Offer

After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Superheroes, today I have something that I am sure you will AB-SO-LU-TELY love!
Pie Man Icon.png A boatload of donuts on sale?
Fallout Boy Icon.png A superhero's utility belt?
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png No sorry, I was told not to do the first one ever again and the second would cost more to manufacture than I'm worth.
Pie Man Icon.png I hear ya.
Fallout Boy Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png I have something much much better! What about the Springfield Home for the Criminally Different?!
Fallout Boy Icon.png The what? That doesn't sound like something we'd love to have in Springfield.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png It's a lunatic asylum, and it's EXACTLY what superheroes are looking for…
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Did I mention that in the last ten months escapes are up 150% and that 75% of staff members end up as residents and visa versa?
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png How can you possibly beat that?

Offer accepted
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Good doing business with you, pally. Everyone needs friends and you and these loonies are gonna end up fast ones.

Offer declined
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Can't blame you for not wanting to add some zip-zam-zoom to your gloomy life. Probably afraid of the dark corners and the constant sounds of screaming…

A Lovely Lunatic Lunch

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Dare you to go in the asylum Milhouse!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I double dare you to go into it!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I'd triple dare you but I'm unsure of numbers after that so let's just draw straws.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Okay.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Aww the short straw?! Alright, call the police if I'm not out in 5 minutes.
Task: Make Milhouse Enter the Asylum (2h, Springfield Asylum)
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Bart! You'd never believe what I saw in the asylum!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You were in there for 4 hours!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I know! The patients were so entertaining.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png We played escape games from these white jackets and something called loboto-me!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Jurassic Spark Pt. 1

After tapping on If the user haven't started A Stalk To Remember

Petroleus Rex's exclamation mark:

Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon.png Whoa! I just woke up from a dream where I was an environmental scientist named something silly like Rex Burnstein.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That wasn't a dream Petroleus, you were remembering your past. You were a famous environmentalist!
Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon.png Does being an environmental scientist include dousing things in petrol and lighting them on fire?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It definitely does not.
Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon.png Eh, doesn't sound like I'd be interested in it then.
Task: Make Lisa Convince Petroleus Rex of His Past (4h, Springfield Library)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Jurassic Spark Pt. 2

After tapping on Petroleus Rex's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon.png So you're willing to teach me how to be an environmental scientist again?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Of course! You can become a world-renowned lover of earth again!
Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon.png That part doesn't really interest me.
Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon.png Truth is that there isn't much to do for a gasoline gunning T-Rex in Springfield.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well let's start off with something easy, how about watering plants?
Task: Make Petroleus Rex Terrorize Springfield (8h)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No Petroleus! Plants need water not gasoline!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Jurassic Spark Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Okay so watering plants didn't work out. Perhaps water and oil by-products don't mix.
Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon.png All I remember about science is that petrol is the best way to liven a party.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Or an even better way; culturing bacteria in an Erlenmeyer Flask!
Task: Make Petroleus Rex Do Research (24h)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Petroleus! You've managed to mutate the bacteria I gave you into petroleum distilling organisms.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's quite impressive and quite opposite what an environmental scientist should be doing.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Jurassic Spark Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Perhaps you'd be better outside of the lab. How are you with paperwork?
Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon.png Would paperwork involve fires and explosions?!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You can read about them in environmental impact reports at the library! Give it a try!
Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon.png Grrrrr...
Task: Make Petroleus Rex Read About Environmental Science (12h, Springfield Library)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Perhaps the library isn't the best place for you...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I don't approve of school districts burning books and I know burning down the library was an accident, but still…
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Jurassic Spark Pt. 5

After tapping on Petroleus Rex's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon.png I'm not suited for this environmental stuff Lisa.
Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon.png I'm a mean, green, gas guzzling, meat masticating, jurassic machine.
Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon.png The lab life isn't for me, I must answer my true calling of being an evil villain.
Task: Make Petroleus Rex Perform Evil Deeds (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Withdrawing a Blank

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Hey look Homer! Our bank is finally back!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Bank... Ba... aank... Baaank, oh yeah! Those are the money places right?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, I know you only cash your pay checks at Moe's but you can't forget what a bank is! C'mon, we're going to do a budget.
Task: Make Marge Force Homer to Manage Finances (8h, First Bank Of Springfield, Homer)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 1

After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png Ah, it's great to be back in this nerd loving city.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Do we really need another comic book store in this town?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Competition leads to lower prices. This does not apply to government contracts.
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png I'm going to step up the game in the comic book business.
Task: Make Milo Give out Japanese Hard Candy (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 2

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I can't let this interloper steal my customer base. I must do the one thing I hate the most...
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png ...a promotional sale.
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Implement Promotional Prices (8h, Android's Dungeon)
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png Android's Dungeon puts on a sale before I can even hang my “open-abierto” sign?!
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png There's only one way to retaliate…
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 3

After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png A better promotional sale!
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png 25% off of everything opening sale!
Task: Make Milo Mark Everything 25% Off (8h, Coolsville)
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png He's putting everything on sale!?! This means war.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 4

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Calling all tiny comic book nerds! What type of sale do you desire?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You want OUR sales advice?
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I hate myself for listening to my customers, but yes.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Buy one get one free!
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Start a Buy One Get One Free Sale (12h, Android's Dungeon)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 5

After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png Buy one get one free?! I'll better that -- 50% off everything.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png No bonus?! I can beat that – buy any comic, get the whole series free!
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png A whole series? How about a free crisp $50 for entering my store!
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Free limited edition, one of a kind memorabilia with every purchase!
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png One of whatever you want with any sized purchase!
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Have Unreasonable Promotions (24h, Android's Dungeon)
Task: Make Milo Have Unreasonable Sales (24h, Coolsville)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 6

After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png This is getting out of hand. I can't afford to keep this up.
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png I'm going to have to confront Comic Book Guy about this, or we'll both go out of business.
Task: Make Milo Confront Comic Book Guy (12h, Android's Dungeon)
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png Whoa, you gave away a one-of-a-kind Radioactive Man misprint figurine?
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png I had to give away my personal copy of my favorite comic, Busman.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Eegads! You had a copy of Busman? (SIGH) We've both had it rough, haven't we?
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png How about we call a truce to this business dispute, Milo?
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png Milo? Does this mean I can call you Jeff?
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png No.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 1

After tapping on The Fracker's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Fracker Icon.png New city means new grounds to frack.
Tapped Out The Fracker Icon.png Someone must require my services. They can't possibly depend on one of those crappy nuclear whatchamacallits for all their power needs.
Tapped Out The Fracker Icon.png I'll never understand how people live without a bit of contaminated ground water.
Task: Make The Fracker Advertise his Services (8h, Town Hall)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 2

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Smithers! These upstart oil companies are greasing my last working nerve. Find a way to pinch their production!
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png If you can't beat them, join them sir. There's someone offering fracking services in Springfield.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png That's it, Smithers! We'll level that annoying Texxon with a fracking induced earthquake!
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png That's not what I meant sir...
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Now to find one of those poindexter pinheads to figure out how to frack.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Contract Someone to Perform Geological Surveys (8h, Control Building)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 3

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Sir the brainiac you hired says that fracking in Springfield will cause an earthquake in Texxon's oil field to the west.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I love hearing good news. Let's get this fracking fellow on our felonious job!
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Excellent joke sir.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Hire the Fracker's Services (4h, Control Building)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 4

After tapping on The Fracker's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Fracker Icon.png You want me to frack in Springfield to cause an earthquake in a competitor's oil field?
Tapped Out The Fracker Icon.png Fracking so close to a town? Believe it or not, I've done worse.
Tapped Out The Fracker Icon.png Causing an earthquake? Part of the job.
Tapped Out The Fracker Icon.png Doing it all for the sole purpose of corporate sabotage? That's more evil than I'm normally willing to go.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png We'll pay you whatever it takes.
Tapped Out The Fracker Icon.png Done.
Task: Make The Fracker Prepare to Frack (4h)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No, Fracker, stop! This is wrong!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It was me! I pinpointed where to frack to cause an earthquake.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I wanted oil companies to get a taste of their own medicine, but fracking in Springfield is taking it too far.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's so destructive to the environment, but then again so are oil fields and their products... this would hurt them...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But then again fracking in Springfield would pollute our own waters! I don't know what is worse.
Tapped Out The Fracker Icon.png Your rambling annoys me child.
Task: Make The Fracker Frack the Ground (24h)
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png You've done it, Fracker! That oil field is flattened! Tee-hee-hee!
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png My water tastes like Daddy's gas tank!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dawn of Justness Pt. 1

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bartman Icon.png There's really nothing like a good Itchy & Scratchy episode after a weary night of crime fighting.
Bartman Icon.png Wait… the news is on, let's see if I'm the lead story again!

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Only on Channel 6: a woman and her kitten were pulled to safety from an apartment fire by local superhero, Radioactive Man.

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This one act of heroism caused four others on the ground to be injured by falling debris.

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Brazen bravery turned terrible tragedy… more on this story at 11.
Bartman Icon.png Aye carumba! I can't let Radioactive Man keep risking the lives of innocent citizens just to maintain his popularity. I will use the power of the text to let him know to be more careful!
Task: Make Bartman Text Radioactive Man (4h, Bartman Cave)
Bartman Icon.png Hey, Radioactive Man replied back!
Bartman Icon.png I hope I wasn't too harsh in my message. Let's see what he has to say…
Radioactive Man Icon.png "Hi Bartman, thank you very much for your message. You can go suck an egg."
Radioactive Man Icon.png "Kind regards, Radioactive Man."
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dawn of Justness Pt. 2

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bartman Icon.png Ok, this ends now! If he wants a fight, I'll give him a fight!
Bartman Icon.png I'll show him who the true superhero is here!
Task: Make Bartman Make a Fool of Himself (8h, Kane Manor, Radioactive Man)
On job start:
Bartman Icon.png Radioactive Man! You told me to go suck an egg! Guess what? You can go suck an egg! Ha-ha!
Radioactive Man Icon.png Good comeback, I guess.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dawn of Justness Pt. 3

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bartman Icon.png The war of words takes a lot out of a superhero.
Radioactive Man Icon.png Let's stop this now Bartman. We're not enemies.
Radioactive Man Icon.png And I don't think you've grasped what it truly means to be a superhero.
Bartman Icon.png You can't... Phew... keep... Phew... hurting innocent people!
Bartman Icon.png With a great costume... Phew... comes... great... Phew... responsibility!
Radioactive Man Icon.png Oh but I couldn't agree more.
Radioactive Man Icon.png And as a superhero, you must understand that collateral damage cannot always be prevented.
Radioactive Man Icon.png Try as hard as you want, but it is bound to happen. Accept this or give up your cape and cowl.
Task: Make Bartman Brood (24h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Forget Me Knot Pt. 1

After tapping on The Scout Master's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png What is this freakish town that I've ended up in?
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png I must call to order my jamboree of fabulous henchmen!
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png Chaaaaarlie! Roooooger! Jeremyyyyyy! Where are you boys?
Task: Make The Scout Master Search for his Scouts (4h, Brown House)
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png Hmm, my scouts have scattered. Should have tied them down with a trusty bowline or clove hitch knot.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Forget Me Knot Pt. 2

After tapping on The Scout Master's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png Rather than seeking out old scouts, I'll just find some new boys.
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png There must be some brutes around town.
Task: Make The Scout Master Recruit Henchmen at the Kwik-E-Mart (8h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png Mr. Bombay, how ‘bout becoming one of my scouting boys?
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Oh no, sir. Scouts are not adults like me. They're children.
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png You let children be scouts here? What weird, weird customs.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Forget Me Knot Pt. 3

After tapping on The Scout Master's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png If scouts here are children, then children it will be!
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png I must recruit henchmen at the local children depository.
Task: Make The Scout Master Recruit Henchmen at Springfield Elementary (12h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png Well, hello Sir! I'd like to recruit some children to join my fabulous scout troop!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Normally I'm all for getting rid of kids from under my watch.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Unfortunately, I'm bound by state law to not give away children to villains.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Forget Me Knot Pt. 4

After tapping on The Scout Master's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png If I can't hand pluck kids from schools, I'll have to bribe kids to come to me.
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png Now what could these weird children of Springfield possibly enjoy?
Task: Make The Scout Master Research Children's Interests (8h, Springfield Library)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Forget Me Knot Pt. 5

After tapping on The Scout Master's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png Gahh, Springfield children like meaningless things, like television and phone games.
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png What happened to the joy of whittling, reading a compass, and reciting pledges?
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png I have no hope of recruiting scouts here. Guess I'll just have to camp out and wait for my henchmen to return to me.
Task: Make The Scout Master Start a Campfire (24h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10