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− | {{TB|Come on, Jasper, now that we finally beat those rich stiffs from the Golden Exits Retirement Farm for the shuffleboard championship, it's time to really rub it in!}} | + | {{TB|We beat Golden Exits Retirement Farm for the shuffleboard championship! To the victor belong the spoils!}} |
| {{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}} |
− | {{TB|Stiffs? Wait, did they all die from shame?}} | + | {{TB|What spoils? All we got was a trophy, that you dropped and broke because you can't hold onto things anymore.}} |
| {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} |
− | {{TB|What? No, that's just a figure of speech!}} | + | {{TB|I mean the spoils of us ditching the bus back to our crummy retirement home and staying here at this fancy retirement home!}} |
| {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} |
− | {{TB|Although it would be pretty funny if they did.}} | + | {{TB|I heard they have Jell-O here in every color of the rainbow. And their bingo balls go all the way up to 75!}} |
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| + | {{TB|Count me in. I was an imposter in my own marriage — I can be one here.}} |
| {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} |
− | {{TB|Now come on, let's go replace their fiber with Poochie Brand Sugar Puffs.}} | + | {{TB|Hot diggity! I can't wait to see how these rich stiffs live!}} |
| {{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}} |
− | {{TB|I'm getting a contact sugar high just from holding the box!}} | + | {{TB|Stiffs? Are they dead?}} |
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− | {{TB|Hold it right there, you two! What's that behind your back?}}
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− | {{TB|Wiggum?! What are you doing here?}} | + | {{TB|Not yet. But let's be honest, the clock is ticking for all of us.}} |
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| + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Collect TV Stars [x40]<br>If the user has Grampa: '''Task: '''Make Grampa Overeat and Vomit Rainbow Jell-O (4h, Retirement Castle or Homes)<br>If the user has Jasper: '''Task: '''Make Jasper Hide Bingo Balls in his Beard (4h, Retirement Castle or Homes)<br>If the user has Wiggum: '''Task: '''Make Wiggum Get a Call to Pick Up Wayward Seniors (4h, Retirement Castle or Homes)<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Ignore Phone Calls to Come Get Them (4h, Retirement Castle or Homes)|colspan=2}} |
− | {{TB|Moonlighting for Golden Exits Retirement Farm. They pay me in surplus pudding.}}
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− | {{TB|Sugar-free pudding.}}
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− | {{TB|You got busted…for trying to smuggle in kids cereal?}}
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| {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} |
− | {{TB|I think Jasper may have eaten a mouthful or two on the way in.}} | + | {{TB|They're on to us, Jasper! Grab what you can, and let's make a run for it!}} |
| {{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}} |
− | {{TB|Oh boy you have no idea how good it feels to eat so much sugar again why do we have to go home now I don't want to go home now let's go down to the park and run some laps…}} | + | {{TB|But they'll catch us easy. I've got a cane, and you don't even have that!}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} |
− | {{TB|Yeah let's go down the park that's a great idea gosh you guys are just the best I love hanging out with you it's so much fun…}} | + | {{TB|Don't worry. As soon as we get outside they'll call in a Silver Alert, and everyone's phone will start buzzing and annoying them. We'll get away in the mayhem!}} |
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| + | {{TB|SILVER ALERT! SILVER ALERT!}} |
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| + | {{TB|Whew, we made it! We escaped!}} |
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| + | {{TB|And I got this nice Hummel Figurine as a reminder of our adventure.}} |
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| + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>drops and breaks Hummel figurine<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} |
| {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} |
− | {{TB|Chief Wiggum may have eaten some too.}} | + | {{TB|Damn my not being able to hold onto things anymore!}} |
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− | {{TB|Say no more. Let's get you two back in bed — and you too, Chief.}}
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− | ==Plan For Success== | + | == Plan For Success == |
− | ===Plan For Success Pt. 1=== | + | === Plan For Success Pt. 1 === |
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| {{TB|Oh no! Bart is acting up just like before.}} | | {{TB|Oh no! Bart is acting up just like before.}} |
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| {{TB|Bart, you don't have to act out because you feel awkward around me anymore.}} | | {{TB|Bart, you don't have to act out because you feel awkward around me anymore.}} |
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| {{TB|I'm a gym teacher. I make them throw red balls at each other and call it bombardment. That's as creative as I get.}} | | {{TB|I'm a gym teacher. I make them throw red balls at each other and call it bombardment. That's as creative as I get.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Ms. Peyton Desperately Pitch Projects to the Teachers (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Teachers Slowly Push Ms. Peyton Out of the Room [x3] (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Ms. Peyton Desperately Pitch Projects to the Teachers (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)<br>'''Task: '''Make Teachers Slowly Push Ms. Peyton Out of the Room [x3] (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)|colspan=2}} |
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| {{TB|But don't you care about the children's education? Some of the best and brightest of the next generation could be at this school right now!}} | | {{TB|But don't you care about the children's education? Some of the best and brightest of the next generation could be at this school right now!}} |
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− | ===Plan For Success Pt. 4=== | + | === Plan For Success Pt. 4 === |
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| {{TB|Boy, would I! You have no idea.}} | | {{TB|Boy, would I! You have no idea.}} |
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− | {{TB|Well, we have some folks working on decoupage Stations of the Cross over here, and Helen is making some macrame nativity scenes over there…}} | + | {{TB|Well, we have some folks working on decoupage Stations of the Cross over here, and Helen is making some macrame nativity scenes over there...}} |
| {{Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon}} |
| {{TB|Oh, my, my, no! This is all so chaotic! You're lucky I got here in time to save you from yourselves.}} | | {{TB|Oh, my, my, no! This is all so chaotic! You're lucky I got here in time to save you from yourselves.}} |
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| {{TB|I hope you know only one person saves around here, ma'am.}} | | {{TB|I hope you know only one person saves around here, ma'am.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Ms. Peyton Take Over a Church Fair (4h, First Church of Springfield or Homes)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Church Folks Get Annoyed at Being Micromanaged [x3] (4h, First Church of Springfield or Homes)|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Ms. Peyton Take Over a Church Fair (4h, First Church of Springfield or Homes)<br>'''Task: '''Make Church Folks Get Annoyed at Being Micromanaged [x3] (4h, First Church of Springfield or Homes)|colspan=2}} |
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| {{TB|I'm so sorry. I've been a little anxious lately, and I may have gotten a teensy bit out of control here.}} | | {{TB|I'm so sorry. I've been a little anxious lately, and I may have gotten a teensy bit out of control here.}} |
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| {{TB|It's time for my multidisciplinarian masterpiece — "Hannibal: The Musical"!}} | | {{TB|It's time for my multidisciplinarian masterpiece — "Hannibal: The Musical"!}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Ms. Peyton Produce a Hannibal Musical (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)<br/>If the user has Milhouse: '''Task: '''Make Milhouse Paint a Show Poster (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)<br/>If the user has Ralph: '''Task: '''Make Ralph Eat Paints (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Sing About the Second Punic War (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Bart Rap About Riding War Elephants (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Ms. Peyton Produce a Hannibal Musical (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)<br>If the user has Milhouse: '''Task: '''Make Milhouse Paint a Show Poster (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)<br>If the user has Ralph: '''Task: '''Make Ralph Eat Paints (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)<br>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Sing About the Second Punic War (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)<br>'''Task: '''Make Bart Rap About Riding War Elephants (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)|colspan=2}} |
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| {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>rapping<nowiki>*</nowiki> Ridin' on my pachyderm rollin' into Rome! Gonna teach 'em boys a lesson then head on back to home!}} | | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>rapping<nowiki>*</nowiki> Ridin' on my pachyderm rollin' into Rome! Gonna teach 'em boys a lesson then head on back to home!}} |
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Season 33[edit]
Season 33 Pt. 1[edit]
After the user logs in on September 27th:
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Task: Collect TV Stars [x40] If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Investigate Sasha Reed's Past (1h, Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes) Task: Make Homer Take in an Improv Class (1h, Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes) If the user has Kirk: Task: Make Kirk Try Out His Old Guitar Pick (1h, Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes) If the user has Dr. Hibbert: Task: Make Hibbert Lie in His Playbill Bio (1h, Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes) If the user has Smithers: Task: Make Smithers Faint With Joy (1h, Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes) If the user has Helen Lovejoy: Task: Make Helen Lovejoy Eat Cheese Fries (1h, Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes) If the user has Barney: Task: Make Barney Eat One of "Margie's Brownies" (1h, Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes) If the user has Lenny: Task: Make Lenny Fall Off the Roof (1h, Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Season 33 Pt. 2[edit]
After the user logs in on October 11th:
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We are going on vacation for a few weeks. Before I forget, Kirk, you are fired.
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Why does this keep happening to me?
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I heard you have an opening for a chauffeur?
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I can vouch for this man, who... I've never met before. He just has an honest face. Ugly and misshapen, but honest.
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Which way to the beer garden?
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I'll show you, Homie. It's down here.
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You two know each other?
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Uh, she calls everyone Homie. It's street slang.
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I highly doubt that. Let me check on my fancy internet-enabled phone...
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"A shortening of homeboy or homegirl." I guess I stand corrected, homie.
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What?
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Task: Collect TV Stars [x40] If the user has Wolfcastle: Task: Make Wolfcastle Go on Vacation (1h, Palm Springfield Resort, African Tree Resort, Monte Burns' Resort Casino, Beach, Towel and Umbrella, Arc de Triomphe or Homes) If the user has Kirk: Task: Make Kirk Get Fired (1h, Good Neighbors Bounty Hunters, Gimbel's Department Store, Chili Blasters, Thai Food Factory, Greaser's Cafe, The Boob Tubery, Krusty Burger or Homes) Task: Make Homer Fudge His Résumé (1h, Simpson House or Homes) If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Investigate the Secret Door (1h, Simpson House or Homes) If the user has Lisa: Task: Make Lisa Plan Her Art Class (1h, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Simpson House or Homes) If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Raid the Stink Bomb Armory (1h, Wolfcastle Mansion, Simpson House or Homes) If the user has Maggie: Task: Make Maggie Mow the Lawn (1h, Wolfcastle Mansion or Homes) If the user has Gerald: Task: Make Gerald Clean the Pool (1h, Jay G's Pool, Modern Mansion Pool, Ground Pool, Homer's Pool, Not a Laser Shark Pool, Money Pool, Danger Pool or Homes) If the user has Luann: Task: Make Luann Squat in the Basement (1h, Homes) If the user has Milhouse: Task: Make Milhouse Carve Shivs (1h, Remote On-site Correctional Center, Springfield Penitentiary, People Catcher Truck, Bail Bonds or Homes) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Season 33 Pt. 3[edit]
After the user logs in on February 28th:
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Okay, Marge, our getaway cabin in the forest is almost ready.
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What are you guys doing in the backyard?
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Who was that?
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Just a pesky woodland bird chirping when she shouldn't be.
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Keep your eyes closed, sweetie. Eyes always closed...
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Task: Collect TV Stars [x20] Task: Make Homer Finish Building the Couples Getaway (1h, Simpson House) If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Call a Babysitter (1h, Simpson House) Task: Make Lisa Overhear and Nearly Vomit (1h, Simpson House) If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Secretly Tape the Conversation for Blackmail (1h, Simpson House)
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Keep your eyes closed, Marge...eyes always closed...
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I'm surprising you with a honeymoon cabin deep in the mountain forest — Damn! I just blew the surprise.
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It'll still be a surprise — you whisking me away from the kids, and the household chores, and the—
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*barks*
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What was that?!
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Just a wild forest creature.
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So magical.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Season 33 Pt. 4[edit]
After the user logs in on April 25th:
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Hello, Ms. Peyton! It's great to see you back! I guess this means you'll be sticking around Springfield?
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Well, I'm in the game at least. They never take people out of that.
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No, they don't.
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Well, Ms. Peyton, I'll let you get back to teaching 4th grade...which mostly just involves disciplining Bart Simpson.
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Oh, I'm sure Bart Simpson won't be a problem.
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Task: Collect TV Stars [x40] Task: Make Skinner Be Glad Someone Else Is Dealing With Bart (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes) Task: Make Bart Plan Increasingly Elaborate Pranks (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes) Task: Make Apu Be Happy He's Still in the Game (4h, Kwik-E-Mart or Homes)
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Why are all the tires on my car flat?
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I needed the air to blow up dozens of whoopie cushions. But don't worry — you'll find them all in time.
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Oh God, get me out of this game!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Season 33 Pt. 5[edit]
After the user logs in on May 9th:
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We beat Golden Exits Retirement Farm for the shuffleboard championship! To the victor belong the spoils!
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What spoils? All we got was a trophy, that you dropped and broke because you can't hold onto things anymore.
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I mean the spoils of us ditching the bus back to our crummy retirement home and staying here at this fancy retirement home!
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I heard they have Jell-O here in every color of the rainbow. And their bingo balls go all the way up to 75!
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Count me in. I was an imposter in my own marriage — I can be one here.
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Hot diggity! I can't wait to see how these rich stiffs live!
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Stiffs? Are they dead?
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Not yet. But let's be honest, the clock is ticking for all of us.
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Task: Collect TV Stars [x40] If the user has Grampa: Task: Make Grampa Overeat and Vomit Rainbow Jell-O (4h, Retirement Castle or Homes) If the user has Jasper: Task: Make Jasper Hide Bingo Balls in his Beard (4h, Retirement Castle or Homes) If the user has Wiggum: Task: Make Wiggum Get a Call to Pick Up Wayward Seniors (4h, Retirement Castle or Homes) Task: Make Homer Ignore Phone Calls to Come Get Them (4h, Retirement Castle or Homes)
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They're on to us, Jasper! Grab what you can, and let's make a run for it!
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But they'll catch us easy. I've got a cane, and you don't even have that!
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Don't worry. As soon as we get outside they'll call in a Silver Alert, and everyone's phone will start buzzing and annoying them. We'll get away in the mayhem!
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SILVER ALERT! SILVER ALERT!
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Whew, we made it! We escaped!
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And I got this nice Hummel Figurine as a reminder of our adventure.
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*drops and breaks Hummel figurine*
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Damn my not being able to hold onto things anymore!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Stage Plight[edit]
Stage Plight Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Sasha Reed's exclamation mark:
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Excellent work, Mel. I really think you've got what it takes to be an actor.
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Technically I already am an actor...but just on broadcast TV. And as we all know, broadcast TV is terrible!
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And Luann, you played off Mel so well. But...could you maybe put the wine glass down just while you're doing the scene?
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I've decided my character is a heavy drinker. *takes a sip*
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Mine too! *belches*
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I can see you're all ready for the next step in this acting class. It's time for me to teach you the art of the emotional breakdown.
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Ooh! Oscar bait!
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This is the theater, Barney. We call it Tony bait.
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Task: Make Sasha Reed Teach the Stanislavski Method (4h, Old Theatre District, Springfield Community Theater, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre, Springfield Multicultural Ceter, Springfield High School or Homes)
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Sasha? What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be back in New York?
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Springfield suits me much better. As an actor in New York, I was but a small fish in a big pond. Here I'm a big fish!
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You weren't actually an actor in New York, and you're not acting in anything here. So you're more like a no fish.
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Well, you know what they say: those who can't do, teach.
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So the people in your class know you're not a famous actor?
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No, because I told them the exact opposite of that. And it wasn't a lie...it was just me acting!
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You're not an actor!
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Stage Plight Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Sasha Reed's exclamation mark:
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This isn't right, Sasha. Your students think they're getting first-hand knowledge of how to make it on Broadway.
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And they are! Based on everything I read in this book, "The Stupid Imbecile's Guide to Making it on Broadway".
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That's not first-hand!
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Good, because I didn't actually read it.
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That's it! I'm telling everyone that you're a fraud and getting this school closed down.
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Or...we're looking for an instructor for our stage management class. I think you'd be great for it, if you can put a lid on this whole "I'm not who I say I am" thing.
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Ooh, quid pro quo — my favorite kind of deal! Fill me in on the details.
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Oh, I'll make those up later. Right now I need to deal with my adoring fans. Just make sure to show up hours before I get here tomorrow.
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Task: Make Sasha Reed Sign Autographs (4h) Task: Make Marge Write Her Stage Management Class Syllabus (4h, Old Theatre District, Springfield Community Theater, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre, Springfield Multicultural Ceter, Springfield High School or Homes)
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Excuse me, am I in the right place for the "Life's a Stage, If You Can Manage It" class?
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Milhouse? You're into the theater?
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Yeah. I've tried out for every school play, but the best part I've ever managed to land is Assistant to the Understudy for Chorus Member #7.
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So now you want to be a stage manager?
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I just want to yell at all the people who got the roles I wanted.
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Then you came to the right place!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Stage Plight Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Sasha Reed's exclamation mark:
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So if you can convince other actors to join the class, then they'll be in your downline and you'll get a cut of their fees.
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And if THEY get people to join, you'll get a cut of their fees too...minus my cut of course. Also you all need to buy ten cases of face cream for actors.
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Sasha! Have you turned your class into a pyramid scheme?!
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It's relevant to the project, Marge. We're doing Antony and Cleopatra.
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No, we're doing Macbeth.
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"Out damned spot! Out, I say!"
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Don't worry, Mel. We also sell a detergent that can get out any stain.
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Task: Make Sasha Reed Turn Her Class Into a Pyramid Scheme (4h, Old Theatre District, Springfield Community Theater, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre, Springfield Multicultural Ceter, Springfield High School or Homes) Task: Make Marge Contact the Better Business Bureau (4h, Office of Unemployment, Town Hall, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center or Homes)
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Marge, you ratted me out to the fuzz?! Just because you're jealous of my acting career? Classic stage manager!
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You think I'm jealous of YOU?! You are so narcissistic! Classic actor!
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Well, at least you're now admitting I'm an actor.
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I am. You tried and failed, but then got back up and tried again...pursuing your dream in the face of constant adversity. And that's what an actor does.
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But now it's over, and I'm dropping the curtain on this silly farce. Because that's what a stage manager does.
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Well played, Marge. You won this round, but I'll be back...once I'm old enough to get parts as a grandmother.
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I'll be happy as an actual grandmother by then, so knock yourself out.
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Does this mean the stage management class is cancelled?
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You better believe it, son. You need to help your mom sell sixty units of silver polish to make her quota!
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Showbiz is brutal.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Plan For Success[edit]
Plan For Success Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Ms. Peyton's exclamation mark:
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Hello, class! It's great to be back teaching you all.
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Haw, haw! Bart glued popsicle sticks to Martin's head to make him look like Einstein!
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What can I say? Science is my passion.
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I dislike the pranking, yet have to respect his dedication to historical portraiture.
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Oh no! Bart is acting up just like before.
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Task: Make Ms. Peyton Try to Connect With Bart (4h, Bart) If the user has Martin: Task: Make Martin Painfully Remove Popsicle Sticks (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes) If the user has Nelson: Task: Make Nelson Laugh Every Time Martin Winces (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)
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Bart, you don't have to act out because you feel awkward around me anymore.
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Oh, I'm over that. This is me acting out the way I always act out.
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You mean I'm going to have to deal with this kind of behavior from now on?
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Only when we're studying science. When we do history, I'll glue a beard to Milhouse to make him look like Lincoln.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Plan For Success Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Ms. Peyton's exclamation mark:
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It's great to see everyone here in the teacher's lounge! I've got some great new ideas for cross-disciplinary, team-based, project-focused learning.
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Ugh, not this again! We're going to stick with our tried-and-true teaching method of phoning it in.
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Yeah, we tried things your way before, and it involved slightly more work. Never again!
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But only with the implementation of thoughtfully executed creative projects can we expand these children's minds!
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I'm a gym teacher. I make them throw red balls at each other and call it bombardment. That's as creative as I get.
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Task: Make Ms. Peyton Desperately Pitch Projects to the Teachers (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes) Task: Make Teachers Slowly Push Ms. Peyton Out of the Room [x3] (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)
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But don't you care about the children's education? Some of the best and brightest of the next generation could be at this school right now!
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Please, the best and brightest are all in private schools. It's where I send my kids.
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Yeah, we have the worst and dimmest here. Also, they can't play Sousa, which isn't that hard. It's not math rock, kids!
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I can't believe this. I'm being bombarded by negativity.
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*throwing red ball* Bombardment!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Plan For Success Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Ms. Peyton's exclamation mark:
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The teachers may not be interested in fostering a strong educational environment, but the townspeople are sure to be.
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You're never too old to stop learning, and learning always starts with a lesson plan.
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So I'll just hand out child-centric lesson plans to fully grown adults. I'm sure they'll appreciate it!
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Task: Make Ms. Peyton Provide New Lesson Plans (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)
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They didn't appreciate it.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Plan For Success Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Ms. Peyton's exclamation mark:
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Hi-diddly-ho there, person who replaced me as Bart's teacher, which never really made that much sense. So glad to have you in town!
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Hi! My name is Ms. Peyton. Can I ask what you're doing here?
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We're setting up for the church arts and crafts fair. Would you like to help?
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Boy, would I! You have no idea.
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Well, we have some folks working on decoupage Stations of the Cross over here, and Helen is making some macrame nativity scenes over there...
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Oh, my, my, no! This is all so chaotic! You're lucky I got here in time to save you from yourselves.
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I hope you know only one person saves around here, ma'am.
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Task: Make Ms. Peyton Take Over a Church Fair (4h, First Church of Springfield or Homes) Task: Make Church Folks Get Annoyed at Being Micromanaged [x3] (4h, First Church of Springfield or Homes)
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I'm so sorry. I've been a little anxious lately, and I may have gotten a teensy bit out of control here.
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Not to worry. Forgiveness is one of the major tenets of our faith.
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Oh, thank you so much. I just hope—
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But you still need to leave now.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Plan For Success Pt. 5[edit]
After tapping on Ms. Peyton's exclamation mark:
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Oh well, back to school. They say: If you can't do, teach. I guess if you can't teach either, just show up.
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Ms. Peyton, thank goodness you're here. These students are out of control!
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They're misbehaving?
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Worse, they want to learn. They keep asking questions. And not just who and when questions, but why and how questions as well!
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I don't know why the balls are red — they just are!
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Ms. Peyton, could you help us put together some sort of over-the-top project? Something that would distract their young minds from actual learning?
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You bet I could!
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It's time for my multidisciplinarian masterpiece — "Hannibal: The Musical"!
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Task: Make Ms. Peyton Produce a Hannibal Musical (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes) If the user has Milhouse: Task: Make Milhouse Paint a Show Poster (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes) If the user has Ralph: Task: Make Ralph Eat Paints (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes) Task: Make Lisa Sing About the Second Punic War (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes) Task: Make Bart Rap About Riding War Elephants (4h, Springfield Elementary or Homes)
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*rapping* Ridin' on my pachyderm rollin' into Rome! Gonna teach 'em boys a lesson then head on back to home!
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*singing* He's all the rage in Carthage!
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I thought this was gonna be about a serial killer and a bunch of very quiet lambs.
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Homer, hush! This is the kind of feel-good experience that makes people forget to be angry at our public schools for a few hours.
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I've still got it!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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