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| − | + | :''[Milhouse and [[Bart]] have a fight and disrupt a [[curling]] match.]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Female Announcer}} Two young Yankee Doodles have turned this match into a dandy. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Male Announcer}} Both our viewers must be thrilled. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Greta Wolfcastle|Greta]]}} I'm looking for someone more masculine. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} I told you, I don't know how that scrunchy got in my hair! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Greta}} I can't believe he dumped me! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Wolfcastle]]}} In my movies, this is where I would go berserk. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Greta}} Dad, this isn't a movie! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[about Rainer Wolfcastle's SUV]'' What kind of mileage does it get? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Wolfcastle}} One highway, zero city. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Ouch! I sat on something sharp! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Wolfcastle}} That's just [[Lara Flynn Boyle]]. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[laughs]'' I have a boil on my ass. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[giving Bart advice about women]'' Never give them nicknames like Jumbo or Boxcar, and always get receipts. It makes you look like a business guy. | |
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- [Milhouse and Bart have a fight and disrupt a curling match.]
- Female Announcer: Two young Yankee Doodles have turned this match into a dandy.
- Male Announcer: Both our viewers must be thrilled.
- Greta: I'm looking for someone more masculine.
- Milhouse: I told you, I don't know how that scrunchy got in my hair!
- Greta: I can't believe he dumped me!
- Wolfcastle: In my movies, this is where I would go berserk.
- Greta: Dad, this isn't a movie!
- Homer: [about Rainer Wolfcastle's SUV] What kind of mileage does it get?
- Wolfcastle: One highway, zero city.
- Homer: Ouch! I sat on something sharp!
- Wolfcastle: That's just Lara Flynn Boyle.
- Homer: [laughs] I have a boil on my ass.
- Homer: [giving Bart advice about women] Never give them nicknames like Jumbo or Boxcar, and always get receipts. It makes you look like a business guy.
