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{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} School's out! Up yours, Krabappel!
 
{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} School's out! Up yours, Krabappel!
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:''[Milhouse runs out of the school]''
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{{qf|[[Krabappel]]}} I'm glad the rest of you remembered that summer doesn't start until end of the day, ''[points to a clock that reads 9:00 A.M.]'' not at the beginning.
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{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Well, I'm glad the rest of you remembered that summer vacation starts at the end of the day, not the beginning.
 
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:''[Ned Flanders begins work on Homer's sump pump problem.]''
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{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Who died and made you boss?
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{{qf|[[Ned]]}} Hello Mr. Brown-ground, whatcha got for me?
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mr. Estes, the publications advisor.
 
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} ''[lamenting her lack of friends]'' These are my only friends. Grown-up nerds like {{Ch|Gore Vidal}}, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.
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{{qf|Lisa}} I don't get it. Straight A's, perfect attendance, Bathroom Timer... I should be the most popular girl in school.
 
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:''[Lisa walks by the town library, and imagines the literary figures coming to life. The Mad Hatter and Alice from {{W|Alice's Adventures in Wonderland|Alice in Wonderland}} appears.]''
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{{qf|Lisa}} Friends? Hah! These are my only friends... Grown-up nerds like {{Ch|Gore Vidal}}. And even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.
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{{qf|[[Alice]]}} ''[timidly]'' Won't you join our tea party? It'd be ever so- don't do it Lisa, it's a trick!
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Girls, Lisa. Boys kiss girls.
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{{qf|Alice}} Run! Run!
 
 
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{{qf|Lisa}} Like y'know, whatever.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey. Hmm, somebody's travelin' light.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Maybe you're getting stronger.
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{{qf|Homer}} Well, I have been eating more...
 
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{{qf|Lisa}} You don't control the birds. You will someday, but not now.
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{{qf|Bart}} When the hell are we gonna get to... where the hell are we going?
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{{qf|Marge}} ''[annoyed murmur]'' It's called [[Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport]]. It's known as "America's scrod-basket."
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{{qf|Bart}} I thought Springfield was America's scrod-basket.
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{{qf|Marge}} No, Springfield is "America's crud-bucket." At least according to ''[[Newsweek]]''.
 
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Hey [[Bart]]! Lisa's skateboarding with some cool kids... and she looks like {{W|Blossom (TV series)|Blossom}}!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Like, you know, whatever. Like, you know, whatever.
 
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:''[While playing the 'Mystery Date' game in the Flanders' beach house, Homer notices the similarity of the 'dud' character to Milhouse.]''
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{{qf|Lisa}} My goony brother's always going to libraries. I usually hang out in front
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey! He looks just like you, poindexter!
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{{qf|[[Erin]]}} Oh, you like hangin' out, too?
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{{qf|Lisa}} Well, it beats doing stuff.
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{{qf|Erin}} Yeah, stuff sucks.
 
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{{qf|Valu-Mart Clerk}} The M-320: Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.
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{{qf|Homer}} Um... let me have one of those porno magazines... a large box of condoms... a bottle of Old Harper... a couple of those panty shields... and some illegal fireworks... and one of those disposable enemas. No, make it two.
 
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:''[Marge is digging through the groceries Homer bought at the store.]''
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{{qf|Lisa}} Well, we could do something fun. Um, how 'bout a beach party?
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Gee, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight Homer, but count me out! Didn't you buy any meat?
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{{qf|Erin}} Great idea, Lis.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[patting the M-320]'' He he he, This baby's sure to kill somethin'!
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{{qf|[[Rick]]}} Yeah, I know where there's a beach!
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{{qf|[[Dean]]}} I know where we can get some baguettes!
 
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{{qf|Bart}} I guess my little yearbook stunt was pretty rough, but it did teach you a lesson: It's important to be yourself.
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{{qf|Homer}} Sweet Merciful crap, my car!
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{{qf|Lisa}} I know exactly who I am. I am the sister of a rotten, jealous, mean little sneak. You cost me my only friends! You ruined my life!
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{{qf|Dean}} You taught us about cool things like nature and why we shouldn't drink sea water.
  
 
{{Season 7|Q}}
 
{{Season 7|Q}}

Latest revision as of 11:10, December 6, 2019


Season 7 Episode Quotes
← 152 "Homerpalooza"
153
"Summer of 4 Ft. 2"
"Treehouse of Horror VII" 154 →


Milhouse: School's out! Up yours, Krabappel!
[Milhouse runs out of the school]
Edna Krabappel: Well, I'm glad the rest of you remembered that summer vacation starts at the end of the day, not the beginning.
Nelson: Who died and made you boss?
Lisa: Mr. Estes, the publications advisor.
Lisa: I don't get it. Straight A's, perfect attendance, Bathroom Timer... I should be the most popular girl in school.
Lisa: Friends? Hah! These are my only friends... Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal. And even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.
Marge: Girls, Lisa. Boys kiss girls.
Homer: Hey. Hmm, somebody's travelin' light.
Lisa: Maybe you're getting stronger.
Homer: Well, I have been eating more...
Bart: When the hell are we gonna get to... where the hell are we going?
Marge: [annoyed murmur] It's called Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport. It's known as "America's scrod-basket."
Bart: I thought Springfield was America's scrod-basket.
Marge: No, Springfield is "America's crud-bucket." At least according to Newsweek.
Lisa: Like, you know, whatever. Like, you know, whatever.
Lisa: My goony brother's always going to libraries. I usually hang out in front
Erin: Oh, you like hangin' out, too?
Lisa: Well, it beats doing stuff.
Erin: Yeah, stuff sucks.
Homer: Um... let me have one of those porno magazines... a large box of condoms... a bottle of Old Harper... a couple of those panty shields... and some illegal fireworks... and one of those disposable enemas. No, make it two.
Lisa: Well, we could do something fun. Um, how 'bout a beach party?
Erin: Great idea, Lis.
Rick: Yeah, I know where there's a beach!
Dean: I know where we can get some baguettes!
Bart: I guess my little yearbook stunt was pretty rough, but it did teach you a lesson: It's important to be yourself.
Lisa: I know exactly who I am. I am the sister of a rotten, jealous, mean little sneak. You cost me my only friends! You ruined my life!
Dean: You taught us about cool things like nature and why we shouldn't drink sea water.
Season 7 Quotes
Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two) • Radioactive Man • Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily • Bart Sells His Soul • Lisa the Vegetarian • Treehouse of Horror VI • King-Size Homer • Mother Simpson • Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming • The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular • Marge Be Not Proud • Team Homer • Two Bad Neighbors • Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield • Bart the Fink • Lisa the Iconoclast • Homer the Smithers • The Day the Violence Died • A Fish Called Selma • Bart on the Road • 22 Short Films About Springfield • Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish" • Much Apu About Nothing • Homerpalooza • Summer of 4 Ft. 2
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