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| − | {{ | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} I'm sorry! |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Nikki]]}} Ugh! You're always apologizing. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Nikki}} What do you mean about 'us'? | |
| − | Nikki | + | {{qf|Bart}} Well, like, uh, aren't you my girlfriend now? |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I'm not gonna let you hurt me anymore. | |
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| − | Skinner | + | {{qf|[[Skinner]]}} Any physical contact violates our school's no-touch policy. |
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| − | + | {{qf|Skinner}} I prefer dead child to a lawsuit from your parents. | |
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| − | Kevin | + | {{qf|{{ap|Kevin|Stealing First Base}}}} Let's me touch your face. That's way, I can see you with my finger. Eww! I said your face, not your butt! |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} You're hot, You're cool. What is your deal?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nikki}} Bart, you have some things to learn about women. | |
| − | Nikki | + | :''[Shuts locker door.]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Nikki}} And I'll never tell you what they are. | |
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| − | Skinner | + | {{qf|Skinner}} So the lesson is children- |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Michelle Obama]]}} I'll tell them what the lesson is. | |
| − | Michelle Obama | + | {{qf|[[Chalmers]]}} He's our Joe Biden. |
| − | + | {{qf|Michelle Obama}} Understood. | |
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| − | :''[Homer and Marge enter Skinners office where two people in suit are waiting]'' | + | :''[Homer and Marge enter Skinners office where two people in suit are waiting.]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Skinner}} Marge, Homer, this is Brody and Madison McKenna. Bart has been sharing a desk with their daughter, Nikki. | |
| − | Skinner | + | {{qf|[[Madison McKenna|Madison]]}} Earlier today, your son engaged in inappropriate mouth-on-mouth contact with our daughter. |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} You mean, he kissed her? | |
| − | Madison | + | {{qf|[[Brody McKenna|Brody]]}} On the top of the slide. |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} That's all that happened? And I got to miss work?! Oh, I could kiss you. | |
| − | Marge | + | {{qf|Madison}} Mr. Simpson, I'm an attorney, and my husband is a federal prosecutor, And neither of us is happy. |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Well, maybe you guys should look for easier jobs. | |
| − | Brody | + | {{qf|Madison}} Unless you make this an affection-free environment, We will sue this school for its last dime. |
| − | + | {{qf|Skinner}} All right, here it is. | |
| − | Homer | + | {{qf|Madison}} And we will make you regret the day your son was born. |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} You're halfway home, lady. | |
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- Nikki: What do you mean about 'us'?
- Bart: Well, like, uh, aren't you my girlfriend now?
- Bart: I'm not gonna let you hurt me anymore.
- Skinner: Any physical contact violates our school's no-touch policy.
- Skinner: I prefer dead child to a lawsuit from your parents.
- Kevin: Let's me touch your face. That's way, I can see you with my finger. Eww! I said your face, not your butt!
- Bart: You're hot, You're cool. What is your deal?!
- Nikki: Bart, you have some things to learn about women.
- [Shuts locker door.]
- Nikki: And I'll never tell you what they are.
- Skinner: So the lesson is children-
- Michelle Obama: I'll tell them what the lesson is.
- Chalmers: He's our Joe Biden.
- Michelle Obama: Understood.
- [Homer and Marge enter Skinners office where two people in suit are waiting.]
- Skinner: Marge, Homer, this is Brody and Madison McKenna. Bart has been sharing a desk with their daughter, Nikki.
- Madison: Earlier today, your son engaged in inappropriate mouth-on-mouth contact with our daughter.
- Marge: You mean, he kissed her?
- Brody: On the top of the slide.
- Homer: That's all that happened? And I got to miss work?! Oh, I could kiss you.
- Madison: Mr. Simpson, I'm an attorney, and my husband is a federal prosecutor, And neither of us is happy.
- Homer: Well, maybe you guys should look for easier jobs.
- Madison: Unless you make this an affection-free environment, We will sue this school for its last dime.
- Skinner: All right, here it is.
- Madison: And we will make you regret the day your son was born.
- Homer: You're halfway home, lady.
