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Saint Joseph is a figure in the Gospels, the husband of the Virgin Mary and the earthly step father of Jesus Christ.

Joseph was visited by his girlfriend, Mary, who told Joseph that she was pregnant, despite not laying with a man. Joseph then says that a pregnant virgin is every man's worst nightmare. The angel Gabriel appeared to the couple and told Mary that she was carrying the son of God, who would grow up to become king of the Jews. Joseph and Mary then went to Bethlehem to have the baby.

At the Bethlehem Inn, the innkeeper told Mary and Joseph that he had plenty of rooms available with brand new carpeting. However, when Mary's water broke, the innkeeper forced them to stay in the barn. Mary successfully gave birth to the baby, and the three wise men, along with the two shepherds arrived to see Jesus. Joseph was upset because he wasn't the father or a wise man, so he went to drink some wine to make himself feel better. However, Jesus turned the wine into water, which prompted Joseph to attempt to strangle the baby Jesus, before Gabriel stopped him from doing so...

"Simpsons Christmas Stories" is the ninth episode of season 17 of The Simpsons and the three-hundred and sixty-fifth episode overall. It originally aired on December 18, 2005. The episode was written by Don Payne and directed by Steven Dean Moore.

Homer tells the tale of the first Christmas ever, Grampa pursues his decade-old feud with Santa, and the people of Springfield perform The Nutcracker...

Cyrus Simpson is Abe's older brother.

Cyrus Simpson served as a Navy pilot with Abe in World War II. Cyrus told Abe that he wanted to win the war quickly so they could go home and give black people more rights. Cyrus then noticed kamikaze pilots were heading towards them and told Abe to get ready. Cyrus then told Abe that he wasn't worried, as long as he had his good luck charm, which was a musical pocket watch. The pocket watch was then shot out of his hand, but Cyrus revealed that he had a second that he had also stolen from a dead soldier.

The fight took to the skies and Cyrus was being chased by several enemy planes. Abe told his lieutenant, Montgomery Burns, to radio Cyrus and tell him to watch his tail. However, Burns was on the radio to his girlfriend and refused to hang up on her. Cyrus was then shot down shortly before Grampa and Burns also got shot down, with Grampa assuming that Cyrus died...