Itchy & Scratchy Land
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Itchy & Scratchy Land
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Location Information
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Itchy & Scratchy Land is an Itchy and Scratchy themed amusement park owned by Itchy and Scratchy International.
History
After seeing The Itchy & Scratchy Show episode "The Last Traction Hero", which advertised Itchy & Scratchy Land, Bart and Lisa started to pester Homer and Marge to take them there. Eventually, they caved in and the family went to Itchy & Scratchy Land. The family then went on the rides and visited a restaurant before seeing the animatronic parade. After getting sick of the rides in the park, Homer and Marge headed to Parents' Island for a while, leaving Bart and Lisa on their own.
During the course of their visit, Bart and Homer managed to get arrested in the park for attacking the mascots. Meanwhile, Professor Frink came by the science labs in the park to tell them that the robots would go berserk within twenty four hours. He then realized he forgot to carry the one in his equation and then the robots started to attack everyone. After getting Homer and Bart out of security, the Simpsons realized that the robots were attacking. They then made a run for the last helicopter but one of the mascots was on it and refused to let them on, leaving the Simpsons alone in the park. Backed into a corner, Homer started to throw everything he had at the robots, eventually throwing a flash photography camera, which shut down some of the robots. Upon realizing this, everyone started to take photos of the robots, with Bart smashing up a shop to get some more. Eventually, they destroyed all the robots and Roger Meyers, Jr. thanked them for their help and gave them two free passes to the park.
A European counterpart opened in France called Euro-Itchy & Scratchy Land, though it suffered a very poor attendance rate.[1]
Description
Like the TV Show, Itchy & Scratchy Land contains a huge amount of simulated violence, and the park was noted as the "Violentest Place on Earth." According to theme park associates, this was supposedly to educate children about the consequences of deadly mayhem.
Itchy & Scratchy Land sits on an island with the faces of Itchy and Scratchy carved onto the rock, and the theme park on top. Guests access the park by helicopter after parking their cars at a car park in the mainland (the car park has two sections: the Itchy section and a Scratchy section).Cite error: Closing </ref> missing for <ref> tag
Attractions
- Vomitron 2000 (E ticket)
- The Creepy Crypt of Horror Hotel (Horror World) (glowing C and E tickets)
Behind the Laughter
Itchy & Scratchy Land is a parody of Disneyland, complete with a similar park layout and similar attractions, and the fact that its European counterpart fails to attract the expected number of customers.
Appearances
Episode – "Itchy & Scratchy Land" - Episode – "Mommie Beerest"
- Episode – "Bart's New Friend"
- Episode – "To Courier with Love" (mentioned)
- Episode – "Dad Behavior"
Book – The Simpsons Guide to Springfield 
Comic story – Two Tickets to Heck
References
Itchy & Scratchy Land
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| Rides and attractions | ||
| Acid Bath • Cinema • The Creepy Crypt of Horror Hotel • The Deathfibrillator • The Executioners Chop Drop • The Gallows Ramp • Itchy & Scratchy's Injury 500 • The Itchy Saloon • Itchy's 70's Disco • Itchy's Mine Field • Log Ride • Parents' Island • Penny Arcade • The Roger Meyers Story • The Scalpel Ramp of Blood • Soarin' Over Springfield • T.G.I. McScratchy's Goodtime Foodrinkery • Tavern on the Scream • The TNT Swings • Torture Land | ||
| Shops and facilities | ||
| Camera Shop • Candy • Child Care Center • Gifts • Ice Cream • Nurse's Station • Toys | ||
| Other | ||
| Euro-Itchy & Scratchy Land | ||
