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|owner = [[Roger Meyers Jr.]]<br>Itchy and Scratchy International | |owner = [[Roger Meyers Jr.]]<br>Itchy and Scratchy International | ||
| − | |employees = [[Park engineer]]<br>[[Professor Frink | + | |employees = [[Park engineer]]<br>[[Professor Frink]] |
|appearance = "[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]" | |appearance = "[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]" | ||
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| − | '''Itchy & Scratchy Land '''is an [[Itchy and Scratchy]] themed amusement park owned by'' Itchy and Scratchy International''. | + | '''Itchy & Scratchy Land '''is an [[Itchy and Scratchy]] themed amusement park owned by ''Itchy and Scratchy International''. |
== History == | == History == | ||
[[File:Itchy & Scratchy Land gate.png|thumb|left|The front gate]] | [[File:Itchy & Scratchy Land gate.png|thumb|left|The front gate]] | ||
| − | + | After seeing ''[[The Itchy & Scratchy Show]]'' episode "{{ap|The Last Traction Hero|I&S Episode}}", which advertised Itchy & Scratchy Land, [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] started to pester [[Homer]] and [[Marge]] to take them there. Eventually, they caved in and the family went to Itchy & Scratchy Land. The family then went on the rides and visited a restaurant before seeing the animatronic parade. After getting sick of the rides in the park, Homer and Marge headed to [[Parents' Island]] for a while, leaving Bart and Lisa on their own. | |
| − | + | During the course of their visit, Bart and Homer managed to get arrested in the park for attacking the mascots. Meanwhile, [[Professor Frink]] came by the science labs in the park to tell them that the robots would go berserk within twenty four hours. He then realized he forgot to carry the one in his equation and then the robots started to attack everyone. After getting Homer and Bart out of security, the Simpsons realized that the robots were attacking. They then made a run for the last helicopter but one of the mascots was on it and refused to let them on, leaving the Simpsons alone in the park. Backed into a corner, Homer started to throw everything he had at the robots, eventually throwing a flash photography camera, which shut down some of the robots. Upon realizing this, everyone started to take photos of the robots, with Bart smashing up a shop to get some more. Eventually, they destroyed all the robots and [[Roger Meyers, Jr.]] thanked them for their help and gave them two free passes to the park. | |
| − | + | A European counterpart opened in France called [[Euro-Itchy & Scratchy Land]], though it suffered a very poor attendance rate.<ref name="I&S Land">"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"</ref> | |
== Description == | == Description == | ||
[[File:Itchy and Scratchy Land 5.png|thumb|220px|A map of Itchy & Scratchy Land.]]Like the TV Show, Itchy & Scratchy Land contains a huge amount of simulated violence, and the park was noted as the "Violentest Place on Earth." According to theme park associates, this was supposedly to educate children about the consequences of deadly mayhem. | [[File:Itchy and Scratchy Land 5.png|thumb|220px|A map of Itchy & Scratchy Land.]]Like the TV Show, Itchy & Scratchy Land contains a huge amount of simulated violence, and the park was noted as the "Violentest Place on Earth." According to theme park associates, this was supposedly to educate children about the consequences of deadly mayhem. | ||
| − | Itchy & Scratchy Land sits on an island with the faces of Itchy and Scratchy carved onto the rock, and the theme park on top. Guests access the park by helicopter after parking their cars at a car park in the mainland (the car park has two sections: the Itchy section and a Scratchy section). | + | Itchy & Scratchy Land sits on an island with the faces of Itchy and Scratchy carved onto the rock, and the theme park on top. Guests access the park by helicopter after parking their cars at a car park in the mainland (the car park has two sections: the Itchy section and a Scratchy section).<ref name="I&S Land"> |
=== Attractions === | === Attractions === | ||
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*Mangler | *Mangler | ||
*The Nauseator | *The Nauseator | ||
| − | *Log Ride | + | *[[Itchy's Mine Field]] |
| + | *[[Log Ride]]<ref name="I&S Land"> | ||
There is an attraction called [[The Roger Meyers Story]], detailing the story of Roger Meyers Sr., the creator of [[Itchy and Scratchy]]. | There is an attraction called [[The Roger Meyers Story]], detailing the story of Roger Meyers Sr., the creator of [[Itchy and Scratchy]]. | ||
| − | The park also contains a "Parents Island" exclusively for parents, where parents can "consume alcoholic | + | The park also contains a "Parents Island" exclusively for parents, where parents can "consume alcoholic beverages, learn new recipes, hammock-loafing, watch hours of television, or delude themselves into living in the 70's again". The island contains a [[Itchy's 70's Disco|70's Disco]] and "[[T.G.I. McScrathy's Goodtime Foodrinkery]]", where parents can relive New Year's Eve over and over. There was also an attraction called [[Itchy's Mine Field]]. |
| − | [[File:ItchyScratchyLand1607.png|thumbnail|left | + | [[File:ItchyScratchyLand1607.png|thumbnail|left]] |
| − | The park has a restaurant with all the menu choices in the form of violent names. For example, the cheeseburger is called the "Brain Burger" and the "Baby Guts" is another name for veal. Shops in the park include a gift shop selling "Bort" license plates, a penny arcade, and a camera shop. The park also has a daycare center with a large ball pit, and its own fire station. It is reported that the park contains the "finest Amusement-Park-run ER and triage center" in the state, with a 95% survival rate. | + | The park has a restaurant with all the menu choices in the form of violent names. For example, the cheeseburger is called the "Brain Burger" and the "Baby Guts" is another name for veal. Shops in the park include a gift shop selling "Bort" license plates, a penny arcade, and a camera shop. The park also has [[Child Care Center|a daycare center]] with a large ball pit, and its own fire station. It is reported that the park contains the "finest Amusement-Park-run ER and triage center" in the state, with a 95% survival rate.<ref name="I&S Land"> |
| − | ===Parade=== | + | |
| − | There is a 12 noon "Robot Parade" with animatronic replicas of [[Itchy and Scratchy]], anthropomorphic bombs and weapons and costumed characters. The robotic Itchy and Scratchy's are programmed to attack each other while not harming the guests, instead spraying fake blood at them. The animatronics are extremely sensitive to flash photography. | + | === Parade === |
| + | There is a 12 noon "Robot Parade" with animatronic replicas of [[Itchy and Scratchy]], anthropomorphic bombs and weapons and costumed characters. The robotic Itchy and Scratchy's are programmed to attack each other while not harming the guests, instead spraying fake blood at them. The animatronics are extremely sensitive to flash photography.<ref name="I&S Land"> | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
File:Itchy and Scratchy robots.png | File:Itchy and Scratchy robots.png | ||
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=== Backstage === | === Backstage === | ||
| − | All park operations are controlled at a command center deep underground. The underground complex contains a detention center and a repair center for the animatronic robots. | + | All park operations are controlled at a command center deep underground. The underground complex contains a detention center and a repair center for the animatronic robots.<ref name="I&S Land"> |
== Renovation == | == Renovation == | ||
{{Noncanon}} | {{Noncanon}} | ||
| − | The park was renovated into a Halloween-themed attraction, where people were dressed in costumes as werewolves and vampires. An A ticket would get a person into a baby ride, while an E ticket would get a person into one of the scariest rides. There are different parts of the park, Horror World, Terror World, Ghost World and Michael Jackson World. | + | The park was renovated into a Halloween-themed attraction, where people were dressed in costumes as werewolves and vampires. An A ticket would get a person into a baby ride, while an E ticket would get a person into one of the scariest rides. There are different parts of the park, Horror World, Terror World, Ghost World and Michael Jackson World.<ref>''[[Two Tickets to Heck]]''</ref> |
=== Attractions === | === Attractions === | ||
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*{{bon|Two Tickets to Heck}} | *{{bon|Two Tickets to Heck}} | ||
| + | == References == | ||
| + | {{Reflist}} | ||
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{{The Itchy and Scratchy Show}} | {{The Itchy and Scratchy Show}} | ||
| + | [[Category:Itchy & Scratchy Land| ]] | ||
[[Category:Theme parks]] | [[Category:Theme parks]] | ||
[[Category:The Itchy & Scratchy Show]] | [[Category:The Itchy & Scratchy Show]] | ||
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Itchy & Scratchy Land is an Itchy and Scratchy themed amusement park owned by Itchy and Scratchy International.
History
After seeing The Itchy & Scratchy Show episode "The Last Traction Hero", which advertised Itchy & Scratchy Land, Bart and Lisa started to pester Homer and Marge to take them there. Eventually, they caved in and the family went to Itchy & Scratchy Land. The family then went on the rides and visited a restaurant before seeing the animatronic parade. After getting sick of the rides in the park, Homer and Marge headed to Parents' Island for a while, leaving Bart and Lisa on their own.
During the course of their visit, Bart and Homer managed to get arrested in the park for attacking the mascots. Meanwhile, Professor Frink came by the science labs in the park to tell them that the robots would go berserk within twenty four hours. He then realized he forgot to carry the one in his equation and then the robots started to attack everyone. After getting Homer and Bart out of security, the Simpsons realized that the robots were attacking. They then made a run for the last helicopter but one of the mascots was on it and refused to let them on, leaving the Simpsons alone in the park. Backed into a corner, Homer started to throw everything he had at the robots, eventually throwing a flash photography camera, which shut down some of the robots. Upon realizing this, everyone started to take photos of the robots, with Bart smashing up a shop to get some more. Eventually, they destroyed all the robots and Roger Meyers, Jr. thanked them for their help and gave them two free passes to the park.
A European counterpart opened in France called Euro-Itchy & Scratchy Land, though it suffered a very poor attendance rate.[1]
Description
Like the TV Show, Itchy & Scratchy Land contains a huge amount of simulated violence, and the park was noted as the "Violentest Place on Earth." According to theme park associates, this was supposedly to educate children about the consequences of deadly mayhem.
Itchy & Scratchy Land sits on an island with the faces of Itchy and Scratchy carved onto the rock, and the theme park on top. Guests access the park by helicopter after parking their cars at a car park in the mainland (the car park has two sections: the Itchy section and a Scratchy section).Cite error: Closing </ref> missing for <ref> tag
Attractions
- Vomitron 2000 (E ticket)
- The Creepy Crypt of Horror Hotel (Horror World) (glowing C and E tickets)
Behind the Laughter
Itchy & Scratchy Land is a parody of Disneyland, complete with a similar park layout and similar attractions, and the fact that its European counterpart fails to attract the expected number of customers.
Appearances
Episode – "Itchy & Scratchy Land" - Episode – "Mommie Beerest"
- Episode – "Bart's New Friend"
- Episode – "To Courier with Love" (mentioned)
- Episode – "Dad Behavior"
Book – The Simpsons Guide to Springfield 
Comic story – Two Tickets to Heck
References
Itchy & Scratchy Land
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| Rides and attractions | ||
| Acid Bath • Cinema • The Creepy Crypt of Horror Hotel • The Deathfibrillator • The Executioners Chop Drop • The Gallows Ramp • Itchy & Scratchy's Injury 500 • The Itchy Saloon • Itchy's 70's Disco • Itchy's Mine Field • Log Ride • Parents' Island • Penny Arcade • The Roger Meyers Story • The Scalpel Ramp of Blood • Soarin' Over Springfield • T.G.I. McScratchy's Goodtime Foodrinkery • Tavern on the Scream • The TNT Swings • Torture Land | ||
| Shops and facilities | ||
| Camera Shop • Candy • Child Care Center • Gifts • Ice Cream • Nurse's Station • Toys | ||
| Other | ||
| Euro-Itchy & Scratchy Land | ||
