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Season 28 Episode Quotes
617 "Moho House"
618
"Dogtown"
"The Serfsons" 619

Blue-haired lawyer: Your Honor, my client had just turned his life around. His daughter recently bought a washing machine and promised him the box to live in.

Bart: Do you think they'll send Dad away forever?
Marge: Oh, no, sweetie. They just want all our money.

Kent Brockman: It's now official: a Springfield jury has decided that the life of this greyhound is more valuable than the life of this Greyhound station inhabitant.

Bart: [Sad] Santa's Little Helper didn't come home last night.
Homer: If you were a dog these days, would you come home? It's like doggy heaven out there, only real.
Bart: Doggy heaven isn't real?
Homer: No! No, it's real! The dogs all have harps and wings.
Bart: How do they play harps if they don't have fingers?
Homer: Um... dogs have fingers in heaven.
Bart: How do you know so much about dog heaven?
Homer: [as an excuse] I died for five minutes and was sent there by mistake. Now leave me alone.

Marge: Gil? Why are you helping these people who think so little of you?
Gil: That's why I'm doin' it! To show everyone I'm not the town failure.
Barney: I thought I was the town failure!
Moe: You're not even that!
Barney: Aw!

Season 28 Quotes
Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus Friends and Family The Town Treehouse of Horror XXVII Trust but Clarify There Will Be Buds Havana Wild Weekend Dad Behavior The Last Traction Hero The Nightmare After Krustmas Pork and Burns The Great Phatsby: Part One The Great Phatsby: Part Two Fatzcarraldo The Cad and the Hat Kamp Krustier 22 for 30 A Father's Watch The Caper Chase Looking for Mr. Goodbart Moho House Dogtown