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| − | :'''Mr. Largo:''' Edna please! | + | :'''Mr. Largo:''' Edna please! Even the Union can't protect you from this. |
| − | :''[Mrs.Krabappel smiles at Mr. Largo who evolves into a handsome man]'' | + | :''[Mrs.Krabappel smiles at Mr. Largo who is looking nervous and evolves into a handsome man]'' |
| − | :'''Mrs Krabappel:''' ''[To Mr. Largo]'' | + | :'''Mrs Krabappel:''' ''[To Mr. Largo]'' Give me one night, Dewey. |
| + | I'll get you off Broadway.. | ||
:'''Mr. Largo:''' ''[Horrified]'' Never! | :'''Mr. Largo:''' ''[Horrified]'' Never! | ||
:'''Principal Skinner:''' ''[Holds Mrs Krabappel's hand]'' Edna let's go. | :'''Principal Skinner:''' ''[Holds Mrs Krabappel's hand]'' Edna let's go. | ||
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- The Answer commercial
- My life was over.
- I'd lost my job, my husband left me.
- I had to sleep in a kangaroo's pouch.
- And then I found...
- The Answer.
- SECRET DON'T VISIT OUR WEBSITE
- The Answer was discovered by the philosophers of ancient Greece,
- who hid it under a rock
- where it was discovered by the knights of King Arthur,
- who placed it in a bottle and set it in the ocean,
- where it was found by Pat Sajak.
- These great men knew The Answer.
- The Answer is the secret to achieving your heart's desire.
- Learn The Answer, and change your life.
- Available wherever dubious,
- quasi-scientific self-help books are sold.
- [Bart visits Mrs Krabappel]
- Bart: Well, Mrs. K, I have just the book, slash, DVD for you: The Answer. This book uses the ancient power of wanting.
- Bart: Hey. Just because we don't understand electricity, doesn't mean we can't enjoy its benefits.
- Mrs Krabappel: [in front of the class] You're children. Why do you all need cell phones?
- Milhouse: Safety.
- Unknown kid: Emergencies.
- Unknown kid:Safety.
- Jimbo: Educational.
- Mr. Largo: Edna please! Even the Union can't protect you from this.
- [Mrs.Krabappel smiles at Mr. Largo who is looking nervous and evolves into a handsome man]
- Mrs Krabappel: [To Mr. Largo] Give me one night, Dewey.
I'll get you off Broadway..
- Mr. Largo: [Horrified] Never!
- Principal Skinner: [Holds Mrs Krabappel's hand] Edna let's go.
- Bart: [To Mrs Krabappel] I was the one who put liquor on your coffee and got you fired. [chuckles]
- Mrs Krabappel: [shocked] You did What?!
- Bart: Please, don't kill me!
