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{{Song | {{Song | ||
| − | |name= Adults/Kids | + | |name= "Adults/Kids" |
|image= [[File:Adults Kids.png|250px]] | |image= [[File:Adults Kids.png|250px]] | ||
| − | |singers= [[Harry Shearer]]<br | + | |singers= [[Harry Shearer]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Julie Kavner]]<br>[[Marcia Wallace]]<br>[[Pamela Hayden]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Yeardley Smith]] |
| − | |characters= [[Timothy Lovejoy, Jr.]]<br | + | |characters= [[Timothy Lovejoy, Jr.]]<br>[[Homer Simpson]]<br>[[Clancy Wiggum]]<br>[[Krusty]]<br>[[Marge Simpson]]<br>[[Edna Krabappel]]<br>[[Rod Flanders]]<br>[[Todd Flanders]]<br>[[Moe Szyslak]]<br>[[Nelson Muntz]]<br>[[Lisa Simpson]]<br>[[Ralph Wiggum]]<br>[[Milhouse Van Houten]]<br>[[Abraham Simpson]]<br>[[Jasper]] |
|length= 1:18 | |length= 1:18 | ||
|writer= | |writer= | ||
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|appearance= "[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]" | |appearance= "[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]" | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| + | '''"Adults/Kids"''' is a song sung by a group of kids and a group of adults when the town was having a big argument over what kids can do. | ||
== Lyrics == | == Lyrics == | ||
| − | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''' | + | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' |
:''Alright, you kids, get down now. We promise we won't kill ya.'' | :''Alright, you kids, get down now. We promise we won't kill ya.'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Homer]]''' | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' |
:''Speak for yourself. Bart, get down here! I'm gonna spank you back to the Stone Age!'' | :''Speak for yourself. Bart, get down here! I'm gonna spank you back to the Stone Age!'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Bart]]''' | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' |
:''You can't make us come down!'' | :''You can't make us come down!'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Nelson]]''' | + | :'''[[Nelson]]:''' |
:''You adults are always giving us orders!'' | :''You adults are always giving us orders!'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''' | + | :'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' |
:''Yeah, and you kids are always disobeying them!'' | :''Yeah, and you kids are always disobeying them!'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Milhouse]]''' | + | :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' |
:''Adults treat kids like children!'' | :''Adults treat kids like children!'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Kirk Van Houten]]''' | + | :'''[[Kirk Van Houten]]:''' |
:''Kids treat adults like cash machines!'' | :''Kids treat adults like cash machines!'' | ||
| − | :'''Kids''' | + | :'''Kids:''' |
:Adults! | :Adults! | ||
| − | :'''Adults''' | + | :'''Adults:''' |
:Kids! | :Kids! | ||
| − | :'''Kids''' | + | :'''Kids:''' |
:Adults! | :Adults! | ||
| − | :'''Adults''' | + | :'''Adults:''' |
:Kids! | :Kids! | ||
| − | :'''Kids''' | + | :'''Kids:''' |
:Adults! | :Adults! | ||
| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[Reverend Lovejoy]]:''' |
:Kids! You've had your fun, now, we've had our fill! | :Kids! You've had your fun, now, we've had our fill! | ||
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' |
:Yeah! You're only here cause Marge forgot her pill! | :Yeah! You're only here cause Marge forgot her pill! | ||
:(''Marge murmurs'') | :(''Marge murmurs'') | ||
| − | :'''Chief Wiggum''' | + | :'''Chief Wiggum:''' |
:Kids! You're all just scandalizing, | :Kids! You're all just scandalizing, | ||
:Vandalizing punks! | :Vandalizing punks! | ||
| − | :'''[[Krusty]]''' | + | :'''[[Krusty]]:''' |
:Channel hoppin', | :Channel hoppin', | ||
:Ritalin-poppin' | :Ritalin-poppin' | ||
:Monkeys! | :Monkeys! | ||
| − | :( | + | :(Please don't quit the fan club.) |
| − | :'''[[Marge]]''' | + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' |
:Kids! I can nag and nag 'till my hair turns blue! | :Kids! I can nag and nag 'till my hair turns blue! | ||
| − | :'''[[Edna Krabappel]]''' | + | :'''[[Edna Krabappel]]:''' |
:Kids! You've bummed my smokes and don't say thank you! | :Kids! You've bummed my smokes and don't say thank you! | ||
| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[Rod]] and [[Todd Flanders]]:''' |
:Why can't you be like we are? | :Why can't you be like we are? | ||
:(''everyone throws tomatoes at them'') | :(''everyone throws tomatoes at them'') | ||
| − | :'''Adults''' | + | :'''Adults:''' |
:Oh, what a bunch of brats! | :Oh, what a bunch of brats! | ||
| − | :'''[[Moe]]''' | + | :'''[[Moe]]:''' |
:We oughta drown you just like cats! | :We oughta drown you just like cats! | ||
| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''Bart:''' |
:Adults, you run our lives like you're Colonel Clink! | :Adults, you run our lives like you're Colonel Clink! | ||
| − | :'''Nelson''' | + | :'''Nelson:''' |
:Adults! You strut around like your farts don't stink! | :Adults! You strut around like your farts don't stink! | ||
| − | :'''[[Lisa]]''' | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' |
:Adults, you're such a drooling, snoring, | :Adults, you're such a drooling, snoring, | ||
:Boozing, boring bunch! | :Boozing, boring bunch! | ||
| − | : | + | :Surly meanie, |
:Three-martini | :Three-martini | ||
:Lunchers! | :Lunchers! | ||
| − | :'''[[Ralph]]''' | + | :'''[[Ralph]]:''' |
:''I just ate a thumb tack.'' | :''I just ate a thumb tack.'' | ||
| − | :'''Milhouse''' | + | :'''Milhouse:''' |
:Adults, they're always telling us to— | :Adults, they're always telling us to— | ||
:(''Grampa grabs Milhouse'') | :(''Grampa grabs Milhouse'') | ||
| − | :'''[[Grampa]]''' | + | :'''[[Grampa]]:''' |
| − | : | + | :Shut yer traps!! |
:'''[[Jasper]]: | :'''[[Jasper]]: | ||
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:(''a group of seniors show up'') | :(''a group of seniors show up'') | ||
| − | :'''Seniors''' | + | :'''Seniors:''' |
:We're trying to get some sleep here, | :We're trying to get some sleep here, | ||
:It's almost six fifteen. | :It's almost six fifteen. | ||
:What's the matter with— | :What's the matter with— | ||
| − | :'''Adults''' | + | :'''Adults:''' |
:Don't you treat us like— | :Don't you treat us like— | ||
| − | :'''Kids''' | + | :'''Kids:''' |
:Can't you just lay off— | :Can't you just lay off— | ||
| − | :'''Seniors''' | + | :'''Seniors:''' |
:We're sick of all of you— | :We're sick of all of you— | ||
| − | :'''All''' | + | :'''All:''' |
:Kiiiiids tooooday! | :Kiiiiids tooooday! | ||
| − | :'''Grampa''' | + | :'''Grampa:''' |
:''We're gonna teach all you rugrats a lesson!'' | :''We're gonna teach all you rugrats a lesson!'' | ||
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' |
:''Oh, yeah? Pfft! What can you old people do to us?'' | :''Oh, yeah? Pfft! What can you old people do to us?'' | ||
| − | :'''Krusty''' | + | :'''Krusty:''' |
:''Yeah, you old fogey!'' | :''Yeah, you old fogey!'' | ||
| − | :'''Moe''' | + | :'''Moe:''' |
:''Buzz off, you old—'' | :''Buzz off, you old—'' | ||
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*{{ep|Wild Barts Can't Be Broken}} | *{{ep|Wild Barts Can't Be Broken}} | ||
| − | |||
[[Category:Parody songs]] | [[Category:Parody songs]] | ||
[[Category:Full cast songs]] | [[Category:Full cast songs]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Homer]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Chief Wiggum]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Krusty]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Marge]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Edna Krabappel]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Rod and Todd]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Moe]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Bart]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Nelson]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Lisa]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Ralph]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Milhouse]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Grampa]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Jasper]] | ||
[[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]] | [[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]] | ||
[[Category:Songs by Julie Kavner]] | [[Category:Songs by Julie Kavner]] | ||
Latest revision as of 13:55, August 24, 2023
"Adults/Kids"
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| Song Information |
"Adults/Kids" is a song sung by a group of kids and a group of adults when the town was having a big argument over what kids can do.
Lyrics[edit]
- Chief Wiggum:
- Alright, you kids, get down now. We promise we won't kill ya.
- Homer:
- Speak for yourself. Bart, get down here! I'm gonna spank you back to the Stone Age!
- Bart:
- You can't make us come down!
- Nelson:
- You adults are always giving us orders!
- Seymour Skinner:
- Yeah, and you kids are always disobeying them!
- Milhouse:
- Adults treat kids like children!
- Kirk Van Houten:
- Kids treat adults like cash machines!
- Kids:
- Adults!
- Adults:
- Kids!
- Kids:
- Adults!
- Adults:
- Kids!
- Kids:
- Adults!
- Reverend Lovejoy:
- Kids! You've had your fun, now, we've had our fill!
- Homer:
- Yeah! You're only here cause Marge forgot her pill!
- (Marge murmurs)
- Chief Wiggum:
- Kids! You're all just scandalizing,
- Vandalizing punks!
- Krusty:
- Channel hoppin',
- Ritalin-poppin'
- Monkeys!
- (Please don't quit the fan club.)
- Marge:
- Kids! I can nag and nag 'till my hair turns blue!
- Edna Krabappel:
- Kids! You've bummed my smokes and don't say thank you!
- Rod and Todd Flanders:
- Why can't you be like we are?
- (everyone throws tomatoes at them)
- Adults:
- Oh, what a bunch of brats!
- Moe:
- We oughta drown you just like cats!
- Bart:
- Adults, you run our lives like you're Colonel Clink!
- Nelson:
- Adults! You strut around like your farts don't stink!
- Lisa:
- Adults, you're such a drooling, snoring,
- Boozing, boring bunch!
- Surly meanie,
- Three-martini
- Lunchers!
- Ralph:
- I just ate a thumb tack.
- Milhouse:
- Adults, they're always telling us to—
- (Grampa grabs Milhouse)
- Grampa:
- Shut yer traps!!
- Jasper:
- Eh, we're fed up with all you whippersnaps!
- (a group of seniors show up)
- Seniors:
- We're trying to get some sleep here,
- It's almost six fifteen.
- What's the matter with—
- Adults:
- Don't you treat us like—
- Kids:
- Can't you just lay off—
- Seniors:
- We're sick of all of you—
- All:
- Kiiiiids tooooday!
- Grampa:
- We're gonna teach all you rugrats a lesson!
- Homer:
- Oh, yeah? Pfft! What can you old people do to us?
- Krusty:
- Yeah, you old fogey!
- Moe:
- Buzz off, you old—
- (All the kids and adults agree.)
Behind the Laughter[edit]
It is a parody of the song "Kids" from the Broadway musical Bye, Bye, Birdie!, but unlike the other show-tune parodies The Simpsons have done, this song actually uses the original melody of the song.
Appearances[edit]
Categories:
- Songs
- Parody songs
- Full cast songs
- Songs by Homer
- Songs by Chief Wiggum
- Songs by Krusty
- Songs by Marge
- Songs by Edna Krabappel
- Songs by Rod and Todd
- Songs by Moe
- Songs by Bart
- Songs by Nelson
- Songs by Lisa
- Songs by Ralph
- Songs by Milhouse
- Songs by Grampa
- Songs by Jasper
- Songs by Dan Castellaneta
- Songs by Julie Kavner
- Songs by Nancy Cartwright
- Songs by Yeardley Smith
- Songs by Hank Azaria
- Songs by Harry Shearer
- Songs by Pamela Hayden
- Songs by Marcia Wallace
