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Adults/Kids

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Adults/Kids
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Song Information
Singers: Harry Shearer
Dan Castellaneta
Hank Azaria
Julie Kavner
Marcia Wallace
Pamela Hayden
Nancy Cartwright
Yeardley Smith
Characters: Timothy Lovejoy, Jr.
Homer Simpson
Clancy Wiggum
Krusty
Marge Simpson
Edna Krabappel
Rod Flanders
Todd Flanders
Moe Szyslak
Nelson Muntz
Lisa Simpson
Ralph Wiggum
Milhouse Van Houten
Abraham Simpson
Jasper
Length: 1:18
Appearance(s): "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken"

"Adults/Kids" is a song sung by a group of kids and a group of adults when the town was having a big argument over what kids can do.

Lyrics[edit]

Chief Wiggum:
Alright, you kids, get down now. We promise we won't kill ya.
Homer:
Speak for yourself. Bart, get down here! I'm gonna spank you back to the Stone Age!
Bart:
You can't make us come down!
Nelson:
You adults are always giving us orders!
Seymour Skinner:
Yeah, and you kids are always disobeying them!
Milhouse:
Adults treat kids like children!
Kirk Van Houten:
Kids treat adults like cash machines!
Kids:
Adults!
Adults:
Kids!
Kids:
Adults!
Adults:
Kids!
Kids:
Adults!
Reverend Lovejoy:
Kids! You've had your fun, now, we've had our fill!
Homer:
Yeah! You're only here cause Marge forgot her pill!
(Marge murmurs)
Chief Wiggum:
Kids! You're all just scandalizing,
Vandalizing punks!
Krusty:
Channel hoppin',
Ritalin-poppin'
Monkeys!
(But please don't quit the fan club.)
Marge:
Kids! I can nag and nag 'till my hair turns blue!
Edna Krabappel:
Kids! You've bummed my smokes and don't say thank you!
Rod and Todd Flanders:
Why can't you be like we are?
(everyone throws tomatoes at them)
Adults:
Oh, what a bunch of brats!
Moe:
We oughta drown you just like cats!
Bart:
Adults, you run our lives like you're Colonel Clink!
Nelson:
Adults! You strut around like your farts don't stink!
Lisa:
Adults, you're such a drooling, snoring,
Boozing, boring bunch!
Surley meannie,
Three-martini
Lunchers!
Ralph:
I just ate a thumb tack.
Milhouse:
Adults, they're always telling us to—
(Grampa grabs Milhouse)
Grampa:
SHUT YOUR TRAPS!!!
Jasper:
Eh, we're fed up with all you whippersnaps!
(a group of seniors show up)
Seniors:
We're trying to get some sleep here,
It's almost six fifteen.
What's the matter with—
Adults:
Don't you treat us like—
Kids:
Can't you just lay off—
Seniors:
We're sick of all of you—
All:
Kiiiiids tooooday!
Grampa:
We're gonna teach all you rugrats a lesson!
Homer:
Oh, yeah? Pfft! What can you old people do to us?
Krusty:
Yeah, you old fogey!
Moe:
Buzz off, you old—
(All the kids and adults agree.)

Behind the Laughter[edit]

It is a parody of the song "Kids" from the Broadway musical Bye, Bye, Birdie!, but unlike the other show-tune parodies The Simpsons have done, this song actually uses the original melody of the song.

Appearances[edit]