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The Princess Nerd
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| The Princess Nerd
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The Princess Nerd is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2014 content update. It requires Ice Princess Martin to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Ice Princess Martin's exclamation mark
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Lisa, I heard that this year's Christmas couch gag will honor my favorite movie of all time.
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I've already got the beautiful dress that my favorite character wears.
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But Martin, the episode already aired! We already did the couch gag.
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I missed it? I'm devastated with disappointment!
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But wearing this dress, I feel empowered as I never have before.
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So I'm not going to hold on to my disappointment.
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I'm going to sing my song, and "Allow it to go away"
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| Task: "Make Ice Princess Martin Sing His Care Away". The job takes 60 minutes.
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| If the Ice Palace is not owned
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Will Ice Princess Martin really be able to get over his disappointment? Check out the Ice Palace to find out, available for a limited time!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Original dialogue
The original dialogue for Pt. 1 is as follows:
| After tapping on Ice Princess Martin's exclamation mark
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Lisa, I heard that this year's Christmas couch gag will honor my favorite movie of all time.
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And I think that's great, because the couch gag is the most important part of the episode.
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Sixty percent of the viewers change the channel after it's done.
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Don't be silly. It's no more than fifty percent.
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Anyway, I was wondering... could I be in the couch gag this year?
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I've already got the beautiful dress that my favorite character wears.
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Sorry, Martin. Only Simpsons appear in the couch gag.
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And as the heart and soul of the show, if anyone is going to portray one of America's favorite heroines, it's going to be me.
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I'm devastated with disappointment!
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But wearing this dress, I feel empowered as I never have before.
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So I'm not going to hold on to my disappointment.
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I'm going to sing my song, and "Allow it to go away".
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| Task: "Make Ice Princess Martin Sing His Care Away". The job takes 60 minutes.
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What beloved movie will be mocked in the Simpsons Christmas couch gag? Will you stay to watch the rest of the episode? Tune in to Fox, December 7, 8/7c, to find out!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 2
| Requires the Ice Palace to be obtained
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| After tapping on Ice Princess Martin's exclamation mark
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What a beautiful ice palace you have there, Martin.
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It's amazing what you can build when you have a little self-confidence.
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And it's all thanks to my song: "Allow it to go away, allow it to go away, can't detain it any additional time."
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It's catchy.
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Well, we better check out the Ice Palace while we can.
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Even though it's premium it'll almost certainly melt with the spring update.
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| Task: "Make Ice Princess Martin Show Lisa his Palace". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Ice Princess Martin's exclamation mark
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I can't wait to show this dress off to Bart and Nelson. I bet they're hanging out at the Kwik-E-Mart with their friends Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney.
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I'm sure their reactions will be delightful.
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| Task: "Make Ice Princess Martin Show Off the Sparkles on His Dress". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Ice Princess Martin's exclamation mark
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Man, Martin is really looking for trouble with his princess dress and Ice Palace.
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Not to mention his man-tiara.
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It's an outrage to the non-sissy spirit of this country when a boy shows interest in a girl thing, no matter how good that thing is.
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We must ostracize him like we did to Wendell when we found him reading "Betty and Veronica" comics.
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No more playdates, school projects, or picking him for your softball team.
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We always pick him last anyway.
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Not good enough!
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Task: "Make Bart Ostracize Ice Princess Martin". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Milhouse Ostracize Ice Princess Martin". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Ice Princess Martin Sing his Cares Away". The job takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Ice Princess Martin's exclamation mark
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Man, listen to that song Martin is singing. It's really catchy.
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"Allow it to go away, allow it to go away..." Where have I heard that before?
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Nowhere!
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Well all I know is, a song about using feel-good psychobabble to cure the self-censorship that creative professionals impose on themselves because of the fear of failure...
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Is awesome!
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I love it too!
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All the kids love it, for some reason no one can explain.
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Martin, please forgive us for being mean. Can we come play in your Ice Palace?
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Of course, my good friends!
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Just as a warning, it's extremely slippery inside, so I've hired sherpas to get you up the stairs.
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Task: "Make Ice Princess Martin Host an Ice Palace Play Date". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Play in the Ice Palace". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Play in the Ice Palace". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 24 hours.
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Say, Martin, which way is the bathroom?
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Down the hall. It's extremely slippery, so I've hired sherpas to hold you on the toilet.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 6
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Oh my goodness! The ice carvers in the Springfield Ice Sculpture Festival have run out of blocks of ice!
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So they're going to carve the blocks they need out of the Ice Palace!
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That's a pretty arch peril, but okay. Come on, friends, we must defend the Ice Palace!
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I want to... but I'm not confident I can.
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Me neither.
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Damn it! We all lack confidence.
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When your confidence needs a boost, there's only one thing to do!
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Task: "Make Ice Princess Martin Sing his Cares Away". The job takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Bart Sing his Cares Away". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Milhouse Sing his Cares Away". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 7
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Okay, we sang our uplifting song, and now I'm ready to rip the guts out of those ice sculptors who want to destroy the Ice Palace.
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Throw stuff out the windows at them!
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Throw playdate trash!
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Throw ice balls!
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Throw what the monkeys in the zoo throw!
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Woah, too much confidence there. Dial it back a little.
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Task: "Make Ice Princess Martin Defend the Palace From Ice Sculptors". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Defend the Palace From Ice Sculptors". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Defend the Palace From Ice Sculptors". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Defend the Palace From Ice Sculptors". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 8 hours.
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Uh, Martin, you just shot freeze spells from your hands at those guys.
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It seems the longer I wear this dress, the greater my ice princess powers become.
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You gave one of them frostbite. I think the other one might be dead.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 8
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Hi Martin, I'm here for my playdate. Hope you don't mind... I'm also wearing an Ice Princess costume.
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Okay with me, but so is Bart.
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And Milhouse.
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Wow, you're all wearing Ice Princess dresses. It's great that a movie about girls can get through to boys too.
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So, shall we play tea party?
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Nah, we're playing "GUT SPEW", the new super-violent first-person shooter.
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In our dresses.
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*sigh* Well, it's a start.
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Task: "Make Ice Princess Martin Host an Ice Palace Play Date". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Play in the Ice Palace". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Play in the Ice Palace". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Play in the Ice Palace". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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