Bart and Homer's Dinner/Quotes
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- Homer: Hey there, boy. Mom took the girls to the ballet tonight. So it's just you and me, kid.
- Bart: Err, sure, dad.
- Homer: So set up the TV trays and let's get started. You want the frozen fish nuggets or the porkaroni?
- Bart: Well it's a toss up, dad.
- Homer: I've got an idea! Let's mix them together, smorgasbord style! Voila, fish porkaroni, a la Simpson.
- Bart: Err, dad? Will it be too late for me to catch a bus to the ballet?
- Homer: Where'd he go? Bart? Bart? Bart? Bart!? Bart!? Bart Bart!? BART!?
- Bart: Here I am.
- Homer: Eat.
- [Bart takes a bite]
- Bart: Yuck, tastes like dog food.
- Homer: Bart.
- Bart: Does eating dog food turn you into a dog?
- Homer: Bart!
- Bart: Well, that answers that question.
