Bart and Homer's Dinner/Quotes

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	Shorts season 2 Short Quotes
← 12 "House of Cards"	13 "Bart and Homer's Dinner"	"Space Patrol" 14 →

Homer: Hey there, boy. Mom took the girls to the ballet tonight. So it's just you and me, kid.

Bart: Err, sure, dad.

Homer: So set up the TV trays and let's get started. You want the frozen fish nuggets or the pork-a-roni?

Bart: Well it's a toss up, dad.

Homer: I've got an idea! Let's mix them together, smorgasbord style! Voila, fish pork-a-roni, a la Simpson.

Bart: Err, dad? Will it be too late for me to catch a bus to the ballet?

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Homer: Where'd he go? Bart? Bart? Bart? Bart!? Bart!? Bart Bart!? BART!?

Bart: Here I am.

Homer: Eat.

[Bart takes a bite]

Bart: Yuck, tastes like dog food.

Homer: Bart.

Bart: Does eating dog food turn you into a dog?

Homer: Bart!

Bart: Well, that answers that question.

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